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skinnay · 09-28-2006, 12:49 AM

should i trim it or nair it? i want my shits to come out with no problem. right now the mushy shits just get clumped up and cake up.

soulbleed · 09-28-2006, 12:52 AM

trim it, then discard the hair thoughtfully

skinnay · 09-28-2006, 12:55 AM

im scared im going to cut the back of my nutsack

bobby666 · 09-28-2006, 12:58 AM

eat only chocolate and you shit will come out in hard balls

besides you save toilette paper too

tony286 · 09-28-2006, 12:59 AM

be careful with nair it can fuck you up

gooddomains · 09-28-2006, 01:14 AM

nair it, that will solve the problem

DWB · 09-28-2006, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay

should i trim it or nair it? i want my shits to come out with no problem. right now the mushy shits just get clumped up and cake up.

First of all, this is the best thread title I have read in ages.

Second, I feel your pain. I'm part Wookie and when I wipe, it's a mess. I try to use a bidet when I can because that is the only way to ensure a proper clean.

Don't shave it or nair it. If you must do anything, get a trimmer witha protective cover so you don't pinch yourself. Trim that shit once a week!!!

Best of luck. And know when ever you are stuck with a mess you can't get rid of, I'm probably doing the same thing.

Clump Brothers 4 Life!!!!

madawgz · 09-28-2006, 02:35 AM

this thread delivers

DWB · 09-28-2006, 02:36 AM

ooops. posted in wrong thread.

mOrrI · 09-28-2006, 02:40 AM

Now this is a shitty thread...
lol...

Scott McD · 09-28-2006, 02:53 AM

Yeah i had diarrhea last week and that coupled with my ass hair wasn't pretty.

Why do we get so much hair in these places...

flashfire · 09-28-2006, 04:40 AM

I thought I was the only one lol

jasonir · 09-28-2006, 04:45 AM

Shit then shower. Works every time.

Wiggles · 09-28-2006, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir

Shit then shower. Works every time.

or just shit while in the shower!

ichauch · 09-28-2006, 06:02 AM

Quote:

My ass hair is out of control

Burn it!

selena · 09-28-2006, 06:09 AM

This thread is rather like a car wreck. I didn't want to look, but was compelled to anyway.

Get waxed. It will solve all your problems.

topshelfdesign · 09-28-2006, 06:14 AM

whats nair mean?!

Spunky · 09-28-2006, 06:14 AM

I knew I would regret reading this

Basic_man · 09-28-2006, 06:14 AM

Trim it all !

pussyluver · 09-28-2006, 06:15 AM

Bleach your ass and solve two problems at once. The bleacing process will thin the hair a bit. Ops, that really isn't a total solution.

Have a personal, close personal friend shave it for you. Use elctric trimmers if you want. Doesn't have to be smooth.

You'll be short luvers if you smell and have shit all over your ass all the time.

pussyluver · 09-28-2006, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver

Bleach your ass and solve two problems at once. The bleacing process will thin the hair a bit. Ops, that really isn't a total solution.

Have a personal, close personal friend shave it for you. Use elctric trimmers if you want. Doesn't have to be smooth.

You'll be short luvers if you smell and have shit all over your ass all the time.

If that doesn't work, call Doctor Phil. Good show topic.

v4 media · 09-28-2006, 06:27 AM

try a nosehair trimmer or get to the wax shop, fuck me that would hurt. hot wax on your hole..

Got Porn? · 09-28-2006, 06:34 AM

Have it waxed!!!

Got Porn? · 09-28-2006, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay

right now the mushy shits just get clumped up and cake up.

You should try using baby wipes. So fresh and so clean, clean.

Klen · 09-28-2006, 06:37 AM

Whatta funny thread.Well try cut it if nothing else help.

Dirty F · 09-28-2006, 06:42 AM

Fucking gross topic. Anyway, control your crap. I rarely crap during the daytime. Just do it in the morning before you take a shower.

MyNameIsNobody · 09-28-2006, 06:58 AM

I thought I was the only one! lol

I'm a bit worried over the "growing back and itching like crazy"-part though..

Sexsitesurfer · 09-28-2006, 07:07 AM

Well, now that everyone has become liberated with the knowledge that others suffer winnits, clingons, butt nuggets, clumps, etc. let's address the issue:

You need to trim, but are worried about damaging the "producers".

Solution:

You must employ a butt shaver!
This way there will be nothing for the evil gut slops to cling to and your sacks won't have production affected!

E$_manager · 09-28-2006, 07:23 AM

You are sick.

Lazonby · 09-28-2006, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

Well, now that everyone has become liberated with the knowledge that others suffer winnits, clingons, butt nuggets, clumps, etc. let's address the issue:

You need to trim, but are worried about damaging the "producers".

Solution:

You must employ a butt shaver!
This way there will be nothing for the evil gut slops to cling to and your sacks won't have production affected!

You missed tagnuts and dangleberries

Winnits is my favourite though. How the fuck did they come to be called winnits? lol

Mr. Romance · 09-28-2006, 07:29 AM

trim

Mr. Romance

BucksMania · 09-28-2006, 07:34 AM

dude i just made my day

Gillespie · 09-28-2006, 07:36 AM

HAhah Nice thread title!

Go for the trim.

E$_manager · 09-28-2006, 07:36 AM

no. you are all sick to talk about it.

sickkittens · 09-28-2006, 07:38 AM

Why did I open this thread?

shuki · 09-28-2006, 07:41 AM

http://www.drugstore.com/qxp76978_33...itamin_e. htm

Barefootsies · 09-28-2006, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir

Shit then shower. Works every time.

mark wolff · 09-29-2006, 11:44 PM

Shave it, just lather it up and use a fresh razor

Dagwolf · 09-29-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay

should i trim it or nair it? i want my shits to come out with no problem. right now the mushy shits just get clumped up and cake up.

Got dingleberries?

SleazyDream · 09-29-2006, 11:49 PM

lazer that shit off

cess · 09-30-2006, 12:10 AM

I have some sand paper around here some where...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2006, 12:22 AM

this thread wins the thread of the year award

Vitasoy · 09-30-2006, 01:45 AM

Tweezers are the way to go ;)

godisdead · 09-30-2006, 02:09 AM

There's only one thing you can do:

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