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CuriousToyBoy · 10-05-2006, 06:18 AM

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man didn't bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

sixstringmoneymachine · 10-05-2006, 06:19 AM

Classic

Klen · 10-05-2006, 06:20 AM

Ha ha ha ha.
Here is one joke from me:
Girl and boy are in park.GIrl say,my arm is hurt.So boy kiss her arm.GIrl say,my neck is hurting me.So boy kiss her at neck.All that watch old man,and
he say"hey boy,do you maybe cure hemorrhoids"

Georgio · 10-05-2006, 06:21 AM

That was a great one and I thought I heard the best today already!!!!!!

F U S I O N · 10-05-2006, 06:22 AM

Good one

MattOT · 10-05-2006, 06:22 AM

hahaha very funny

bobby666 · 10-05-2006, 06:51 AM

nice one :-)

E$_manager · 10-05-2006, 08:01 AM

That was very funny! thank you.

Mr. Romance · 10-05-2006, 08:02 AM

love it

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Dirty Dane · 10-05-2006, 08:02 AM

Sylvia · 10-05-2006, 08:04 AM

lol lol lol

NinjaSteve · 10-05-2006, 08:10 AM

haha nice one

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carol.prime · 10-05-2006, 08:14 AM

Damn! It made me laugh hard

axelcat · 10-05-2006, 09:08 AM

lol......

BoardGoerge · 10-05-2006, 09:11 AM

lol damn nice

ImLost · 10-05-2006, 09:13 AM

that was pretty funny

Deej · 10-05-2006, 09:20 AM

I actuallly laughed out loud and slapped my knee on that one....

Good one

TGPturnkeys · 10-05-2006, 09:25 AM

buaahahhhaa

old one, but still great, thanks!

LittleSassy · 10-05-2006, 09:59 AM

woj · 10-05-2006, 10:36 AM

Vitasoy · 10-05-2006, 10:45 AM

That cracked me up. lol

Farang · 10-05-2006, 10:48 AM

tranza · 10-05-2006, 10:58 AM

Lol, pretty funny....

Bryan G · 10-05-2006, 11:02 AM

lol, funny shit

Elixir · 10-05-2006, 12:12 PM

lol,it's funny !

martinsc · 10-05-2006, 12:16 PM

WWC-Pajio · 10-05-2006, 12:17 PM

...good one!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-05-2006, 12:18 PM

i LOL'd

Ivana Fukalot · 10-05-2006, 12:25 PM

hehe funny

gecko · 10-05-2006, 03:03 PM

lol... nice one.

DatingGold · 10-05-2006, 03:07 PM

haha that was funny. I waswondering how the punch line was gonna be funny, but it was.

Violetta · 10-05-2006, 03:09 PM

haha... good one!

BluewireAngie · 10-05-2006, 03:11 PM

hehe.... lol

Pete-KT · 10-05-2006, 03:12 PM

old but goodie

topshelfdesign · 10-05-2006, 03:23 PM

hahahaha
niceone

djroof · 10-05-2006, 03:25 PM

lol..........

dissipate · 10-05-2006, 03:31 PM

hahahahahahahahah

shekinah · 10-05-2006, 03:40 PM

pretty funny.. hehehe, hope I can contribute a joke too but I don't know how to make one.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-05-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

I actuallly laughed out loud and slapped my knee on that one....

Good one

I have seen you do that ......

Not a pretty visual.

Spunky · 10-05-2006, 04:53 PM

Heh heh..that was pretty good

marketsmart · 10-05-2006, 04:55 PM

lol

reynold · 10-05-2006, 05:26 PM

The punk got Owned!

everestcash · 10-05-2006, 05:52 PM

very old but still funny)
thanks!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-05-2006, 07:21 PM

lol, nice one!

BrettJ · 10-05-2006, 07:25 PM

Q: What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face til they are teenagers.

msan · 10-06-2006, 03:23 AM

Classic Joke!

madawgz · 10-06-2006, 03:29 AM

thats fucking funny

free4porn · 10-06-2006, 05:15 AM

lol funny stuff

10-05-2006, 06:18 AM	#1
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