AFF Holiday Gift- What do you want? - GoFuckYourself.com

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:30 PM

Lars wants me to start looking into affiliate gifts for this holiday season. Last year we gave Ipods. What should we give this year?

Give me ideas for gifts at these price ranges $100, $500, $1000, and $10,000.

Right now Lars wants to send out one of his hats to everyone.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:32 PM

Mr Pheer · 09-27-2006, 02:32 PM

I want a new motorcycle.

DateDoc · 09-27-2006, 02:32 PM

Prepaid Amex card but that would only work for your US webmasters I believe.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:33 PM

Verbal · 09-27-2006, 02:33 PM

How much do you have to make to at least be considered for a gift?

LarryS · 09-27-2006, 02:34 PM

Keep the hat, send the ipod...

Mr Pheer · 09-27-2006, 02:34 PM

my wife took the cool video ipod you sent me last year

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

I want a new motorcycle.

How about a smooch from Sean?

Would anyone go for that?

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:37 PM

Poppy got one.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:41 PM

Gilligan is missing a hat.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:45 PM

Men avoid looking at the hat.

TheSenator · 09-27-2006, 02:46 PM

How about a percentage bump for the Cams.com program?

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:46 PM

But the women love it!

karlm · 09-27-2006, 02:47 PM

I only promote cams.com i would like a psp

lol

baddog · 09-27-2006, 02:47 PM

Free gasoline for a year

Sosa · 09-27-2006, 02:49 PM

Cash, Nintendo Wii, PS3, Newest IPOD, Paid listings you can use for AFF or cams galleries, I'll take some artwork from a certain site to decorate my basement

Babagirls · 09-27-2006, 02:49 PM

what affiliates would be eligiable? all? or do we have to send XX sales or something?

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

How much do you have to make to at least be considered for a gift?

Still haven't worked out all those details yet. Last year we sent something out to hundreds of affiliates.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

I only promote cams.com i would like a psp

lol

Yeah thread topic should have been AFF and Cams. Keep the ideas coming unless you guys want a hat...

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 02:59 PM

Ok... SOME men like the hat.

tranza · 09-27-2006, 03:03 PM

10k gifts?

Damn, I wonder how much traffic a guys should be pushing to AFF to get such gift....

squishypimp · 09-27-2006, 03:04 PM

can i borrow his ferrari for a day

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

can i borrow his ferrari for a day

Maybe if you wear the purple hat.

Elli · 09-27-2006, 03:06 PM

PS3?

Video Ipod

Hmmm anything from thinkgeek.com?

Maybe gift certificates from a computer store that ships internationally? Everybody loves RAM

SleazyDream · 09-27-2006, 03:07 PM

send someone from aff to visit me for a few days.

doesn't matter who - love all you guys

not my fault if they come back injured

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

send someone from aff to visit me for a few days.

doesn't matter who - love all you guys

not my fault if they come back injured

do we have to sign the waiver?

SleazyDream · 09-27-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

do we have to sign the waiver?

naaa - good luck suing a canadian - this ain't california!!!!!

WiredGuy · 09-27-2006, 03:13 PM

I would like a GPS car unit that works in Canada myself. The PSP/iPod thing is way overdone, I have about 5 in my office I never opened.
WG

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I would like a GPS car unit that works in Canada myself. The PSP/iPod thing is way overdone, I have about 5 in my office I never opened.
WG

I know what WiredGuy is sending out for Christmas.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 03:24 PM

This hat scares people.

Penthouse Tony · 09-27-2006, 04:49 PM

Pile hat

madawgz · 09-27-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Free gasoline for a year

now that would be awesome

mb · 09-27-2006, 05:43 PM

Here are a couple of bad-ass suggestions...

;-)

marc

tytyguy · 09-27-2006, 05:46 PM

this....

fallenmuffin · 09-27-2006, 05:47 PM

PSP
and some Amazon gift certs.

sacX · 09-27-2006, 06:01 PM

Qtek 9100!

g33ktastic.

wm_cibi · 09-27-2006, 06:02 PM

ps3, tablet pc, gps unit (EU maps)

spasmo · 09-27-2006, 06:10 PM

Instead of the hat, make it a custom Rolex with a likeness of the hat on the face.

THAT would be hard to explain to family...

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-27-2006, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

How much do you have to make to at least be considered for a gift?

Considering we have been with them for over 7 years or so and send close to or over 500 sales per month.... I would like to know the same thing..
We have never gotten anything .. not even a dinner at a show

So please tell us.. what do you have to do ?

wedouglas · 09-27-2006, 06:48 PM

If you are thinking of sending out a $10K christmas gift to someone, I think they should be the one sending you the gift haha. I mean, they probably generated millions from/and for you guys.

wedouglas · 09-27-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Considering we have been with them for over 7 years or so and send close to or over 500 sales per month.... I would like to know the same thing..
We have never gotten anything .. not even a dinner at a show

So please tell us.. what do you have to do ?

Do you really need to be given gifts? It's not like you arent getting paid for your 500 joins.

If you are doing 500 joins a month, do you really need anything?

I've always been of the opinion that if you are making 15-20K a month from a sponsor, you should be sending them the gift around christmas time.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-27-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

Do you really need to be given gifts? It's not like you arent getting paid for your 500 joins.

If you are doing 500 joins a month, do you really need anything?

I've always been of the opinion that if you are making 15-20K a month from a sponsor, you should be sending them the gift around christmas time.

Dude..do you see me starting this thread or Sagi??

No.. to answer your question.. I do not NEED to be given gifts.. but... if they are sending out gifts... I AM AN AFFILIATE AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS....... it would be nice to know what exactly you have to do to qualify for one.

The Demon · 09-27-2006, 07:09 PM

XBOX 360, the new ipods, ps3. Personally I would prefer the lightsaber package. A few of the FX ones or just one.

Chris · 09-27-2006, 07:16 PM

No gift cards or cash

it is suppose to be a GIFT

...
how about cams.com credits and lifetime memberships to aff ;)

Elli · 09-27-2006, 09:25 PM

Stock tips

marketsmart · 09-27-2006, 09:43 PM

a brand new boat would be nice

fallenmuffin · 09-27-2006, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

No gift cards or cash

it is suppose to be a GIFT

...
how about cams.com credits and lifetime memberships to aff ;)

Gift Cards would be great lol and how is that not a gift? I'm getting a new place after Christmas and gift cards would rock my world right now seeing as I need to buy _everything_...

Xenophage · 09-28-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Gilligan is missing a hat.

fuck I miss that hat

Klen · 09-28-2006, 08:59 AM

I dont know perhaps you should give free sex toys or somethinh in that style.

09-27-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
Penthouse Tony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 5,835	AFF Holiday Gift- What do you want? Lars wants me to start looking into affiliate gifts for this holiday season. Last year we gave Ipods. What should we give this year? Give me ideas for gifts at these price ranges $100, $500, $1000, and $10,000. Right now Lars wants to send out one of his hats to everyone. __________________ aamos AT FFN dot com Penthouse.com Business Development ICQ: 49090846 \| Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

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09-27-2006, 02:59 PM	#21
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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	PS3? Video Ipod Hmmm anything from thinkgeek.com? Maybe gift certificates from a computer store that ships internationally? Everybody loves RAM __________________ email: [email protected]

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09-27-2006, 05:43 PM	#34
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tytyguy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Anywhere u want Posts: 983	this....

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09-27-2006, 06:48 PM	#41
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09-27-2006, 09:43 PM	#47
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	a brand new boat would be nice