Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This icq with Bob retells my best YP story

[13:26] Ynot Bob: I need you to hire BallZack...he is the new steve lightspeed lollolohahah i love that guy man
[13:32] Steve Lightspeed: which one is Zack?
[13:34] Ynot Bob: he was the CRAZY NAKED ONE
[13:35] Steve Lightspeed: which one wanted to beat my ass?
[13:35] Ynot Bob: HAHAH YEAH!lol AHAHHAHA SHIT i forgot about that AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[13:35] Ynot Bob: i am literally laughing outloud right nwo ahhahaha
[13:36] Ynot Bob: that was funny man hahaha from TOUGH GUY to wuss in a lightspeed
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: i don't remember why i said i thought i could take him
[13:36] Ynot Bob: hahahahh you were just being tough lol
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: you had to lay across me
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: human shield
[13:37] Steve Lightspeed: there is just no way to win in a fight with a midget
[13:37] Ynot Bob: you were all no...no...NO NO NO BOB NO HELP BOB NO NO
[13:38] Steve Lightspeed: MEDIC!!!!
[13:38] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHAH
[13:40] Ynot Bob: bob bob no no No No Bob BOB BOB BBOOOB NO NO OH GOD NO NO NO
[13:40] Steve Lightspeed: "I'm sorry, i'm sorry! I love you little guys!!!"
[13:40] Ynot Bob: AHAHAHAHHAAH
[13:40] Ynot Bob: oh hahahaah shit
[13:41] Steve Lightspeed: you were all "Steve, SAY YOU ARE SORRY.... NOW!!!!"
[13:41] Steve Lightspeed: See, he's sorry.
[13:41] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHHAAH
[13:42] Steve Lightspeed: i was so drunk i'm sure i sounded like dudley moore "ok, I'm vewwy vewry thorry"

Originally Posted by JFK

she WAS a real nun, I saw her Fake Id:Graucho

Originally Posted by Honez

We shall see when the upskirt pics "someone" took, come out.

Originally Posted by Steve PP

I want to see the pic I got with her. I'm surprised I didn't get hit with lightning :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Honez

We shall see when the upskirt pics "someone" took, come out.

Originally Posted by Blazing

YP Bar sponsorship ---- $1,000.00

Misc Expenses --- $500.00

Room Expense --- $500.00

Spending quality time getting to know Curious Boy Toy....

PRICELESS!!!!!!

http://blazingbucks.com/wm/showgalle...ges/img024.jpg

Originally Posted by Blazing

YP Bar sponsorship ---- $1,000.00

Misc Expenses --- $500.00

Room Expense --- $500.00

Spending quality time getting to know Curious Boy Toy....

PRICELESS!!!!!!

http://blazingbucks.com/wm/showgalle...ges/img024.jpg

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You spent $500 on your room? Shit, we had the same type houses, why did I get charged so much more? --- there's a YP WTF

Originally Posted by Deej

I had so many good quotes in mind, I was going to make a thread about them but i seem to only remember 3 now...

Heres one....in the context and moment, it was golden...



"The crowd was angry last night..."
-Wiseman

Originally Posted by baddog

I am not going to mention who said it, but when we came to a toll booth and she asked, "What are autos?"

The car went silent for just a moment.

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

50 days in the hole

Originally Posted by Gabriel

BAHAHAHAH I was told this story on the ride home to O.C. She's just so cute.

Originally Posted by baddog

When she said ow-tos I think we were all just a little stunned . . . but she is a cutie for sure

Originally Posted by avalanche

I agree 100%! I still give her shit! :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

AND ......

Doing the "CSI Mexico" with the cell phone lights and then borrowing the security guys torch to find the "Diabetes Pill" (err cough cough) that I accidently spat out on the grass .....

Fuck.

WAY too much.

:2 cents:

Originally Posted by Deej

Heres another, left anonymous...

"I feel refreshed today, I think my weenie will work"

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You spent $500 on your room? Shit, we had the same type houses, why did I get charged so much more? --- there's a YP WTF

Originally Posted by Blazing

Its just like taxes.. the more you make the more your taxed...

but, we also had a roommate sharing the 2nd room..