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vod · 09-28-2006, 01:28 PM

Paris Hilton is going to Jail for 30 days if she is found guilty for DWI

Thats HOT

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:29 PM

How long until she becomes Shaniqua's bitch?

gangbangjoe · 09-28-2006, 01:29 PM

yeah sure

she will never go to jail

SxDx · 09-28-2006, 01:29 PM

no way! Her lawyer will never let that happen.

Even if she's convicted, it's her first offense and she won't go to jail.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-28-2006, 01:30 PM

If only being a worthless vapid cunt was an offence to more than the senses..

RuthB · 09-28-2006, 01:33 PM

if she were sent to jail I doubt she'd learn anything, it'd just give her more ways to make money! she'd get some ghost-writer to write her 'prison diaries' for her and bring in the bling THAT way

Waveu6410 · 09-28-2006, 01:34 PM

She will never see jail time for a DWI

baddog · 09-28-2006, 01:34 PM

No one with even a little money goes to jail for DWI in CA unless they are multiple repeat offenders.

vod · 09-28-2006, 01:35 PM

The courts could make an example of stars with her...lol

50 cent the same night got arrested for driving with a suspended license ...

the courts in NY will try her case...she may be at the wrong place at the wrong time...and goto jail

Phoenix · 09-28-2006, 01:37 PM

no way she is going to jail...lol

her dad will flip out

xroach · 09-28-2006, 01:38 PM

celebrity court cases make great distractions

Mr. Romance · 09-28-2006, 01:40 PM

she fucking deserves it and all mother fuckers that drink and drive fuck them and any of you that drink and drive

Mr. Romance

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:41 PM

Gabe

this would be a good time to tell the story of Soap Dick

fr0gman · 09-28-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod

Paris Hilton is going to Jail for 30 days if she is found guilty for DWI

Thats HOT

Turn your computer off. This is retarded.

Gabriel · 09-28-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

Gabe

this would be a good time to tell the story of Soap Dick

HAHAHAHAHA
'

ASS.

Barefootsies · 09-28-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No one with even a little money goes to jail for DWI in CA unless they are multiple repeat offenders.

You mean unless they demand it, like Michelle Rodriguez.

Hilton will not go however, but it would be funny if she did. Then they would call the place she is held the "whatever" Hilton and XPays could sue them.

madawgz · 09-28-2006, 04:07 PM

awesome, i hope she does go

XPays · 09-28-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

You mean unless they demand it, like Michelle Rodriguez.

Hilton will not go however, but it would be funny if she did. Then they would call the place she is held the "whatever" Hilton and XPays could sue them.

The key ingredient in sarcasm and sarcasm humor is to have a rational connection to reality. You are not going to win comedian of the year this year.

djroof · 09-28-2006, 04:34 PM

Now we have sex in jail !!!

Quagmire · 09-28-2006, 04:38 PM

So if you're someone's bitch in a female prison does that mean you get fistfucked in the ass?

Spunky · 09-28-2006, 04:40 PM

3 times and you won't drive again here..she will just get a slap on the wrist

BJ · 09-28-2006, 04:47 PM

I'd take 30 days over 200 hours of community service.

Star 69 · 09-28-2006, 04:47 PM

I do not give a shit about Paris Hilton

gecko · 09-28-2006, 06:08 PM

Money talks.. I don't think so

Barefootsies · 09-28-2006, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

The key ingredient in sarcasm and sarcasm humor is to have a rational connection to reality. You are not going to win comedian of the year this year.

rodney25 · 09-28-2006, 06:18 PM

Well, I still hope she really spends a moment behind those cells..

Vitasoy · 09-28-2006, 06:39 PM

I doubt it...

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 09-28-2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod

Paris Hilton is going to Jail for 30 days if she is found guilty for DWI

Thats HOT

you dont go to jail for a DUI unless its like your 3rd one in 7 years.

Crasy Bitch · 09-28-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

she fucking deserves it and all mother fuckers that drink and drive fuck them and any of you that drink and drive

Mr. Romance

you go boy !

SomeCreep · 09-28-2006, 06:51 PM

Paris Hilton embodies all that is superficial, materialistic, and shallow.

Tempest · 09-28-2006, 06:51 PM

I'd PAY to see that episode of "The Real Life"... i.e. some Dyke makes Paris her bitch..

E$_manager · 09-28-2006, 07:37 PM

That is funny. Soon she will end up badly if she will keep it that way.

Wiggles · 09-28-2006, 07:47 PM

haha that'll never happen, her family is too powerful.

marketsmart · 09-28-2006, 07:48 PM

that is hot

E$_manager · 09-28-2006, 07:53 PM

DaddyHalbucks · 09-28-2006, 07:54 PM

They will find a way to put a camera in her cell and make a reality show about it.

detoxed · 09-28-2006, 08:10 PM

she wont see a jail cell until she kills someone

E$_manager · 09-28-2006, 08:11 PM

kenny · 09-28-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PureMeds

I'd take 30 days over 200 hours of community service.

Not me

vod · 09-29-2006, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

Thats Hot ....

Antonio · 09-29-2006, 08:46 AM

I thought it was fo her singing - that should be illegal too

venturian · 09-29-2006, 08:51 AM

Good, im gettin tired of hearing and seeing her on the boob toob anyway. She shoulda spent some of her daddy's money on a healthy supply of common sense.

fris · 09-29-2006, 09:23 AM

her father will donate money to build a new womens prison

vod · 09-30-2006, 08:39 PM

That's HOTT !!!!

E$_manager · 09-30-2006, 09:36 PM

At least we wouldn't hear from her for 30 days

tony286 · 09-30-2006, 09:37 PM

rich people dont go to jail lol

cess · 09-30-2006, 09:45 PM

she won't goto jail.

Fizzgig · 09-30-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

That is too much of too little.

Love Brokers · 09-30-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Waveu6410

She will never see jail time for a DWI

E$_manager · 09-30-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

rich people dont go to jail lol

i think so too. Can anyone imagine she will be sitting in a jail. Straing she is sentenced for 30 days now.

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