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BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 12:30 PM

There won't be an auction for next month. There won't be a bunch of threads.
There will be just this. Here's what "this" is:

Over the past 2 months my gay homosexual sig has raised over $19,000 for important causes in our industry. Companies involved have gotten huge amounts of positive exposure, while at the same time making a positive impact in the industry.

However, not all companies can afford to cough up such big money on such short notice, or they already give financially in other ways. But you don't need to cough up big money to help make a difference.

So, to get the massive exposure that comes along with having your very own gay homosexual for an entire month, here's what your company needs to do:

Make ONE POST and ONE POST ONLY in this thread explaining what your company is willing to do for this industry in exchange for my gay ass for an entire month. Include a full description, illustrations, pics, videos, whatever it takes to get your point across!

It's that simple.

Deadline for entries is September 30th at 11:59pm EST. I'll pick the winner shortly there after.

Be thoughtful and be creative. What will YOUR company do to help this industry if chosen?. Your entry can be humorous, but the impact of what you're willing to do for this industry has to be real and genuine.

(Along with my sig, I will also assist in press releases, ideas for additional publicity, etc. Teh BoyAlley knows how to whore it up, I don't need to tell you all that.)

All companies are welcome to enter, no matter how big or small, or if they've participated in my sig events in the past or not.

Remember, the earlier your company gets its offer in, the more exposure your company will get, even if not chosen. The industry's watching!

(And GURL you just know Teh BoyAlley has some surprises up his sleeve again!)

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 12:31 PM

Thanks To Those That Have Won My Past Sig Auctions:

WEGCash popped Teh BoyAlley's Sig Cherry And Taught Me How To Fuck Her Right!
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth! Hi Ruth!

Fleshlight Cash wanted my gay homosexual ass bad, and they got it!
BTW CT is Twinkalicious! LAWDS MERCY!
Teh Fleshlight Balloon Animal Made Special By Teh BoyAlley:

Epic Cash brought massive dramas as always, but in the end coughed up big cash!
Along With My Sig I Threw In A Free Bottle Of Shampoo For JimTheFiend!
BTW FYI FAQ FAG: Trey Has Purdy Nails!

Will YOUR company be next on my list?
cmon Cmon CMON!

squishypimp · 09-24-2006, 12:31 PM

sig spot

CaptainHowdy · 09-24-2006, 12:31 PM

I love you BoyAlleyyyyyy!!

BusterBunny · 09-24-2006, 12:35 PM

never heard of this boyalley person......a free sig spot sounds about right for a newb such as he...........

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

never heard of this boyalley person......a free sig spot sounds about right for a newb such as he...........

gecko · 09-24-2006, 12:48 PM

the thread width is messed up

squishypimp · 09-24-2006, 12:51 PM

boy alley, i think you need to give Mike From AMC (my sig sponsor) just because of the fact that he is a great guy running an awesome company. He has believed in me for awhile and I would love to see someone as nice as he get the honor to fly his banner in your signature.

A true champion of the under dogs

Juicy D. Links · 09-24-2006, 01:17 PM

my cum is milky

BusterBunny · 09-24-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

my cum is milky

don't look like cum to me

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:02 PM

Uh-oh BusterBunny. Do you have 2257 docs for those depicted in that pic? Is watersports obscene based on your community's standards? Do you have all the URL's cross referenced? Where's your labeling informations?

LAWDS MERCY! THE FBIs IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

my cum is milky

Orly? Seeing is believing........

MaddCaz · 09-24-2006, 02:04 PM

haha @ "in exchange for my gay ass"

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

boy alley, i think you need to give Mike From AMC (my sig sponsor) just because of the fact that he is a great guy running an awesome company. He has believed in me for awhile and I would love to see someone as nice as he get the honor to fly his banner in your signature.

A true champion of the under dogs

Well get him to enter the contests then! There are rules rules RULES that must be followed!

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

haha @ "in exchange for my gay ass"

GURL This is Grade-A USDA Mushroom Stamped Prime Meat right here, uhhu!

BusterBunny · 09-24-2006, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uh-oh BusterBunny. Do you have 2257 docs for those depicted in that pic? Is watersports obscene based on your community's standards? Do you have all the URL's cross referenced? Where's your labeling informations?

LAWDS MERCY! THE FBIs IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

it appears my phone has been tapped already.....tho it is proly only to get free phone sex.....

Fizzgig · 09-24-2006, 02:17 PM

This requires deep thought.

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:18 PM

George Bush makes my elbow itch..........

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

This requires deep thought.

Yes it does! But mah ghey ass is worth it! Just anyone that's had it.

LAWDS MERCY!

BusterBunny · 09-24-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

George Bush makes my elbow itch..........

that is why you should vote hillary in 08

Sparks · 09-24-2006, 02:24 PM

Sounds like a great way for a company to get some good exposure. This is an awesome promo BoyAlley.

sharp · 09-24-2006, 02:25 PM

I will turn gay for a month.

WarChild · 09-24-2006, 02:25 PM

It would seem that over the years a division has developed between gay and straight marketers. In some cases the two groups are very similar to opposite sides of the same coin in that they never have the same view at the same time. Recently I've come in to possession of startling new evidence that shows just how deep the divide has really become.

During the last Webmaster Access Middle East (WAME) held in Lebanon, a rowdy group of straight porn pushers held a rally denouncing gay sites and even the Gay Pope Boy Alley. While it is not clear exactly how the demonstartion started, we at You Have Sales had staff attending the convention and were able to capture the following still image.

Further evidence can be found in the seperation of The Gay Phoenix Forum from the Phoneix Forum. The last time these events were held at the same time there was a dust up, so to speak. The details are not entirely clear but from what we've learned it would appear that bad judgment was used scheduling the "Old School Rodeo Ride Party" next to the "Flaming Gay Mountain Adventure". You Have Sales was fortunate to uncover the following video captured live at the event. Watch it the extreme events that unfolded HERE.

After development of our sites Teen Lesbian Land and Girls Left Alone we were pleasantly surprised with the large number of female customers signing up to both sites. While we thought ourselves to be a primarily straight based marketing model we are now taking pause to discover in what ways we can further exploit this type of synergy between the two markets.

At You Have Sales we say enough is enough when it comes to both sides leaving money on the table because of their seeming inability to work together and we pledge to work with Boy Alley (and his sig!) to bring the two sides closer together and increase the bottom line for everyone.

Farang · 09-24-2006, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

don't look like cum to me

marcjacob · 09-24-2006, 02:52 PM

bump for a nice guy

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar

I will turn gay for a month.

Does that include putting out for Teh BoyAlley? Top or Bottom? Swallow?

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparks

Sounds like a great way for a company to get some good exposure. This is an awesome promo BoyAlley.

YES! Expose yourself in front of Teh BoyAlley, it'll be GREAT!

Barefootsies · 09-24-2006, 04:51 PM

a bump for BoyAlley buttcheeks

WarChild · 09-24-2006, 04:56 PM

I don't even get a c- for effort?

DWB · 09-24-2006, 05:28 PM

To be honest with you, I'm not planning on helping the industry any time soon. Simply because... you can not teach a Sneetch.

I feel that this industry is an incestuous one that will always make the wrong decisions, take all he unnecessary risks, and sell each other out for a penny. 90% of it is operated by uber intelligent guys who could rebuild the space shuttle, but can not run a business or have an honest bone in their body. This industry takes the short cuts, the fast roads, and will cut corners anywhere they can. They will not prepare and then cry about it when trouble falls in their lap. They will piss on girls faces, sell scenes with HIV+ performers, promote other companies who are not 2257 compliant, and would probably sell their children into slavery if they could set it up for some sort of recurring payment.

I respect you BoyAlley and I believe you are fighting the good fight (and sucking a few cocks along the way, but there is nothing wrong with that), and there are a handful of other honest guys and girls in the biz I have met who I have respect for. But there are not many of you. Not enough for me to ever lend a hand to the industry as a whole, however, for the people I respect I would help them in a time of need without question. But to lend a hand to the industry as a whole... not gonna happen.

In fact, if we can weed out some of them, then and only then would this be an industry worth standing up for.

So my contribution would have to be only a single statement: Do not do business with liars, cheaters, scammers and dishonest people / companies. Regardless of how much money they give you, do the right thing. Work with the right people. That is truly the only way to secure a positive future in the adult industry.

DWB · 09-24-2006, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

YES! Expose yourself in front of Teh BoyAlley, it'll be GREAT!

I would... but you would fall in love and beg just to touch it.

madawgz · 09-24-2006, 06:32 PM

well thats great man

i hope the right company gets it!

BoyAlley · 09-24-2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

a bump for BoyAlley buttcheeks

My bubble butt is thexy.........

msan · 09-24-2006, 07:59 PM

Bump for nice deal!

BoyAlley · 09-25-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msan

Bump for nice deal!

DEAL or NO DEAL!

I like that show.

Except they need hot mens holding the briefcases instead of those womans.

Then it'd be a REALLY good show.

Really.

BoyAlley · 09-25-2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I would... but you would fall in love and beg just to touch it.

ORLY? Pics?

Ace_luffy · 09-25-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

don't look like cum to me

check my sigs... i hope

WarChild · 09-25-2006, 05:53 PM

Since this isn't getting a lot of action, maybe time to reconsider?

How about doing another charity auction for NoCarrier's son? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=659163&page=4

sickkittens · 09-25-2006, 05:54 PM

Here's an idea. Someone pays for it and the money goes to NoCarrier. Just a thought.

Huggles · 09-25-2006, 05:58 PM

Sounds good, I offer $1000 for Oct for NoCarrier

marcjacob · 09-25-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Here's an idea. Someone pays for it and the money goes to NoCarrier. Just a thought.

I was going to post that exact same though,

BoyAlley, im not well know here, but i do beg you consider this option. There are some big players on this board, let them bid for your sig and give the cash to this really deserving course.

This kid needs help and that is worth so much.

This is what were talking about if anyone hasnt seen it:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=659163

Huggles · 09-25-2006, 06:09 PM

For $1000 do I also get an autographed picture of Boy Alley in a Saran wrap thong that he shit himself in?

BoyAlley · 09-25-2006, 06:20 PM

Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.

Bladewire · 09-25-2006, 06:31 PM

bump for the Gay Homosexual

marcjacob · 09-25-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.

given the cause, i doubt anyone would mind...

DamageX · 09-25-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.

How about you put a big fat link to his thread in your sig instead? The adult industry won't die in another month, but his kid needs all the help he can get, as fast as he can get it. That's what I would do. In fact, I will.

09-24-2006, 12:30 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Get BoyAlley's Sig For October - FOR FREE! There won't be an auction for next month. There won't be a bunch of threads. There will be just this. Here's what "this" is: Over the past 2 months my gay homosexual sig has raised over $19,000 for important causes in our industry. Companies involved have gotten huge amounts of positive exposure, while at the same time making a positive impact in the industry. However, not all companies can afford to cough up such big money on such short notice, or they already give financially in other ways. But you don't need to cough up big money to help make a difference. So, to get the massive exposure that comes along with having your very own gay homosexual for an entire month, here's what your company needs to do: Make ONE POST and ONE POST ONLY in this thread explaining what your company is willing to do for this industry in exchange for my gay ass for an entire month. Include a full description, illustrations, pics, videos, whatever it takes to get your point across! It's that simple. Deadline for entries is September 30th at 11:59pm EST. I'll pick the winner shortly there after. Be thoughtful and be creative. What will YOUR company do to help this industry if chosen?. Your entry can be humorous, but the impact of what you're willing to do for this industry has to be real and genuine. (Along with my sig, I will also assist in press releases, ideas for additional publicity, etc. Teh BoyAlley knows how to whore it up, I don't need to tell you all that.) All companies are welcome to enter, no matter how big or small, or if they've participated in my sig events in the past or not. Remember, the earlier your company gets its offer in, the more exposure your company will get, even if not chosen. The industry's watching! (And GURL you just know Teh BoyAlley has some surprises up his sleeve again!)

09-24-2006, 12:31 PM	#3
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	sig spot __________________ Signature For Sale

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09-24-2006, 12:51 PM	#8
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	boy alley, i think you need to give Mike From AMC (my sig sponsor) just because of the fact that he is a great guy running an awesome company. He has believed in me for awhile and I would love to see someone as nice as he get the honor to fly his banner in your signature. A true champion of the under dogs __________________ Signature For Sale

09-24-2006, 01:17 PM	#9
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09-24-2006, 02:02 PM	#11
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Uh-oh BusterBunny. Do you have 2257 docs for those depicted in that pic? Is watersports obscene based on your community's standards? Do you have all the URL's cross referenced? Where's your labeling informations? LAWDS MERCY! THE FBIs IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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09-24-2006, 02:18 PM	#18
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	George Bush makes my elbow itch..........

09-24-2006, 02:24 PM	#21
Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	Sounds like a great way for a company to get some good exposure. This is an awesome promo BoyAlley.

09-24-2006, 02:25 PM	#22
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	I will turn gay for a month.

09-24-2006, 02:25 PM	#23
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	It would seem that over the years a division has developed between gay and straight marketers. In some cases the two groups are very similar to opposite sides of the same coin in that they never have the same view at the same time. Recently I've come in to possession of startling new evidence that shows just how deep the divide has really become. During the last Webmaster Access Middle East (WAME) held in Lebanon, a rowdy group of straight porn pushers held a rally denouncing gay sites and even the Gay Pope Boy Alley. While it is not clear exactly how the demonstartion started, we at You Have Sales had staff attending the convention and were able to capture the following still image. Further evidence can be found in the seperation of The Gay Phoenix Forum from the Phoneix Forum. The last time these events were held at the same time there was a dust up, so to speak. The details are not entirely clear but from what we've learned it would appear that bad judgment was used scheduling the "Old School Rodeo Ride Party" next to the "Flaming Gay Mountain Adventure". You Have Sales was fortunate to uncover the following video captured live at the event. Watch it the extreme events that unfolded HERE. After development of our sites Teen Lesbian Land and Girls Left Alone we were pleasantly surprised with the large number of female customers signing up to both sites. While we thought ourselves to be a primarily straight based marketing model we are now taking pause to discover in what ways we can further exploit this type of synergy between the two markets. At You Have Sales we say enough is enough when it comes to both sides leaving money on the table because of their seeming inability to work together and we pledge to work with Boy Alley (and his sig!) to bring the two sides closer together and increase the bottom line for everyone. __________________ .

09-24-2006, 02:52 PM	#25
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09-24-2006, 04:51 PM	#28
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09-24-2006, 04:56 PM	#29
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I don't even get a c- for effort? __________________ .

09-24-2006, 05:28 PM	#30
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	To be honest with you, I'm not planning on helping the industry any time soon. Simply because... you can not teach a Sneetch. I feel that this industry is an incestuous one that will always make the wrong decisions, take all he unnecessary risks, and sell each other out for a penny. 90% of it is operated by uber intelligent guys who could rebuild the space shuttle, but can not run a business or have an honest bone in their body. This industry takes the short cuts, the fast roads, and will cut corners anywhere they can. They will not prepare and then cry about it when trouble falls in their lap. They will piss on girls faces, sell scenes with HIV+ performers, promote other companies who are not 2257 compliant, and would probably sell their children into slavery if they could set it up for some sort of recurring payment. I respect you BoyAlley and I believe you are fighting the good fight (and sucking a few cocks along the way, but there is nothing wrong with that), and there are a handful of other honest guys and girls in the biz I have met who I have respect for. But there are not many of you. Not enough for me to ever lend a hand to the industry as a whole, however, for the people I respect I would help them in a time of need without question. But to lend a hand to the industry as a whole... not gonna happen. In fact, if we can weed out some of them, then and only then would this be an industry worth standing up for. So my contribution would have to be only a single statement: Do not do business with liars, cheaters, scammers and dishonest people / companies. Regardless of how much money they give you, do the right thing. Work with the right people. That is truly the only way to secure a positive future in the adult industry.

09-24-2006, 06:32 PM	#32
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	well thats great man i hope the right company gets it! __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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09-25-2006, 05:53 PM	#38
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Since this isn't getting a lot of action, maybe time to reconsider? How about doing another charity auction for NoCarrier's son? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=659163&page=4 __________________ .

09-25-2006, 05:54 PM	#39
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Here's an idea. Someone pays for it and the money goes to NoCarrier. Just a thought. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

09-25-2006, 05:58 PM	#40
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,261	Sounds good, I offer $1000 for Oct for NoCarrier __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

09-25-2006, 06:09 PM	#42
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,261	For $1000 do I also get an autographed picture of Boy Alley in a Saran wrap thong that he shit himself in? __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

09-25-2006, 06:20 PM	#43
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help. I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.

09-25-2006, 06:31 PM	#44
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	bump for the Gay Homosexual