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en21 · 09-25-2006, 01:12 AM

This guy wins the lottery and decides to buy the nicest car he could find. He buys a Ferrari. It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him. He decided to show his car off around town. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came an old guy on a moped. The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want." When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was pissed. His car was more than all right. So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph. just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. The moped past the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "no way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the moped. But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. The moped passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a moped do this. The guy then said, "that?s it" and floored it. He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said " there?s no way he can pass me now. But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the moped didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car. The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, " Unhook my suspenders off of your rear view mirror.

Magix · 09-25-2006, 01:27 AM

ha ha LOL LOL it's old but still funny

PuffSex · 09-25-2006, 01:43 AM

Good one , but too long one

donross · 09-25-2006, 01:58 AM

lol.... funny..

calibra · 09-25-2006, 03:07 AM

That's a good one, but pretty old

en21 · 09-25-2006, 03:57 AM

Yeah.. I know it's old... but a good one :-)

fhgmaster · 09-25-2006, 06:18 AM

lol... good one

gangbangjoe · 09-25-2006, 06:23 AM

it should be 320km/h

LittleSassy · 09-25-2006, 08:03 AM

ahahahaha!!

E$_manager · 09-25-2006, 08:47 AM

THat was so funny!!!!!

woj · 09-25-2006, 09:13 AM

Vitasoy · 09-25-2006, 04:05 PM

That gave me a chuckle

rodney25 · 09-25-2006, 08:11 PM

That's a good one..

Spunky · 09-25-2006, 08:22 PM

Heh heh..I chortled

sniperwolf · 09-25-2006, 09:30 PM

bahahahaha...funny shit.. thanks for the laugh

cess · 09-25-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

it should be 320km/h

madawgz · 09-25-2006, 10:18 PM

funnay ..

squishypimp · 09-25-2006, 10:25 PM

i laughed

tony286 · 09-25-2006, 10:44 PM

that was very funny

reynold · 09-25-2006, 10:48 PM

Funny shit there!

bdld · 09-25-2006, 11:12 PM

haha good one

MsWild · 09-26-2006, 05:44 PM

lol...good one

msan · 09-26-2006, 06:37 PM

haha hilarious.

dakota1358 · 09-26-2006, 06:41 PM

That was pretty good

marketsmart · 09-26-2006, 06:42 PM

funny

UniversalPass Pete · 09-26-2006, 06:45 PM

Cute joke!

09-25-2006, 01:12 AM	#1
en21 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,640	Joke of The Day This guy wins the lottery and decides to buy the nicest car he could find. He buys a Ferrari. It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him. He decided to show his car off around town. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came an old guy on a moped. The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want." When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was pissed. His car was more than all right. So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph. just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. The moped past the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "no way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the moped. But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. The moped passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a moped do this. The guy then said, "that?s it" and floored it. He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said " there?s no way he can pass me now. But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE MOPED. There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the moped didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car. The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, " Unhook my suspenders off of your rear view mirror. __________________ Free Asian Sex : http://www.asian4free.com Free Amateur Sex : http://www.lustamateur.com Free Porn : http://www.mysexbookmark.com Free Sex : http://www.goliathlist.com Free Hardcore : http://www.xlust.com Sex For Free : http://www.sexforfee.com

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