If you had a time-traveling machine... - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

Dirty Dane

Sick Fuck

Join Date: Feb 2004

Posts: 9491
Share

Post
#1

If you had a time-traveling machine...

09-24-2006, 02:36 PM

... where, or WHEN, would you travel?

I think I would travel back to year zero - christian time. Interesting to see what really happened
Tags: None
squishypimp

PostMaster General

Join Date: Aug 2006

Posts: 10781
Share

Post
#2

09-24-2006, 02:41 PM

i would go back to the early 70's and buy that damn DOS program seconds before Gates ever did

Signature For Sale
Comment
SubSonic

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2003

Posts: 1383
Share

Post
#3

09-24-2006, 02:43 PM

I'd travel back only 10-12 years to avoid some mistakes i made in my life. That's it ...
Comment
MaddCaz

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 9483
Share

Post
#4

09-24-2006, 02:44 PM

hmmm....I don't think I would leave here. Can't fuck with that, yo.

BigCocks.com -
MatureWomen.com -
Tranny.com -
DrunkGirls.com -
TeenGirls.com -
MonsterCock.com and
many more... Click
here to see them all!
Comment
lambpie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 671
Share

Post
#5

09-24-2006, 02:44 PM

id go back to the late 80's and make it my lifes mission to marry erika eleniak!!
Comment
Dagwolf

President of Canada

Join Date: Sep 2003

Posts: 23141
Share

Post
#6

09-24-2006, 02:46 PM

I'd buy much better domains.

Sleep well, and dream of large women.
Comment
Dirty Dane

Sick Fuck

Join Date: Feb 2004

Posts: 9491
Share

Post
#7

09-24-2006, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by lambpie

id go back to the late 80's and make it my lifes mission to marry erika eleniak!!

She is (was) SO HOT!
Comment
Vasago Reno

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 483
Share

Post
#8

09-24-2006, 04:06 PM

I'd go back to Dallas, Texas - Nov. 22/'63 and take up a viewing spot on the grassy knoll.

But...I'd also be sure to take a current sports almanac back with me.
Comment
notabook

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 9748
Share

Post
#9

09-24-2006, 04:53 PM

I think I?d go back in time to stop Marilyn Manson from becoming such a dickhead. Man what happened? when he was Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years that guy had it all, he even had Winnie Cooper for a while god damn it.. he was such a lucky bastard then. He was an acting genius on that show, he was able to bring up even the sub-par of episodes with just a few words of wisdom. Then he became Marilyn Manson? what a sucky outcome. One can only wonder how the transition happened. For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever. I wonder just what made his mind go so twisted, I wonder just what drove him to such depravity that he was forced to bleach his skin and become more like a skeleton every year.

Fuck it, I?d use the time machine to go back in time and bang Audrey Hepburn for hours on end. Man did she ooze pure sex appeal? god damn it she was fucking hot, my favorite movie she was in was My Fair Lady, playing the role of Eliza Doolittle, a deliciously dirty little poppet who dun spake dey englash veree gud. Oh how I just want to shut up her horrid (albeit well-done) accent with my cock every time I watch that movie; every single time she speaks with her banshee-like tongue I just wanted to shove my meat stick down her throat. Some of you may call my use of the time machine foolish, I call it heavenly. To be able to sex up Audrey Hepburn? every dream, the very accumulation of my life? nothing would be able to compare to a twenty-four hour bangfest with her.

Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*
Comment
marketsmart

HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 20419
Share

Post
#10

09-24-2006, 05:01 PM

id go back and grab all the domain names i could
Comment
After Shock Media

It's coming look busy

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 35299
Share

Post
#11

09-24-2006, 05:02 PM

Requires two stipulations though. I can bring some stuff to the past and that I can return.

1939: I would then display assorted science fiction movies of today and explain to the audiences that what they are seeing is indeed the future.

With that set of thought suggestions of reality placed into the minds of society. I would be interested to see the outcome of the future.

[email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]
Comment
reynold

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 51271
Share

Post
#12

09-24-2006, 05:14 PM

If going back to the past would allow me to alter few events in history then I'd choose going back to the time right before those deaths and tragic accidents of my favorite actors/idols. Steve Prefontaine and James Dean's car accidents and Christopher Reeve on his last horseback riding.

Last edited by reynold; 09-24-2006, 05:16 PM.
Comment
XMaster

Poker Player

Join Date: Jul 2003

Posts: 2948
Share

Post
#13

09-24-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*

I concur

still moneyhere
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#14

09-24-2006, 05:21 PM

I'd go back about 30 seconds before I decided to click this thread
Comment
SgtStrider

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posts: 1196
Share

Post
#15

09-24-2006, 05:30 PM

if you really think about it, the things you could do to go back and fuck up history. go back to the events that changed our style of living. yeah, that would be fun. im up for surprises when i would return. LOL

5% Webmaster Referrals - 45% Payouts - Exclusive Content

Sgt Strider
http://www.JustJassie.com
[email protected]
ICQ: 227-437-902
Comment
madawgz

8.8.8.8

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 30509
Share

Post
#16

09-24-2006, 06:12 PM

go back and stop the fucking wars....and make sure no religions were made

TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
Comment
Sore

Confirmed User

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 122
Share

Post
#17

09-24-2006, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

go back and stop the fucking wars....and make sure no religions were made

ding ding.
but i'd also bring marty mcfly and the doc to make sure i can get back.
Comment
dakota1358

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posts: 2114
Share

Post
#18

09-24-2006, 06:51 PM

If you went back in time to change events of your life would you alter it enough that you never came across the time machine therefore how did you get back in time in the first place.Then if you never went back how did you actually change anything.Sort of a paradox

Carmen Cocks Rocks
Comment
E$_manager

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 13557
Share

Post
#19

09-24-2006, 07:47 PM

I would travell to the time of knights somewhere in England.

Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks!
Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D
Comment
nAtuRaLbEautY

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 6107
Share

Post
#20

09-24-2006, 07:49 PM

gonna travel back to year 2002...
for personal reasons... how i wish time travelling's true

Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees
starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated | icq: 309570461 | live chat
Comment
sickkittens

I am a meat popsicle.

Join Date: Jul 2002

Posts: 25100
Share

Post
#21

09-24-2006, 08:39 PM

I'd go back a couple days and play Powerball knowing what the numbers would be.

And then when I ran low on money, I'd do it again.

HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543
Comment
rodney25

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 7090
Share

Post
#22

09-24-2006, 11:43 PM

I would travel 10 years back. I have some stupid decisions before, and I want to change them.

AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service

ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773
Comment
cess

Confirmed User

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 2921
Share

Post
#23

09-24-2006, 11:48 PM

I'd go back to the OPs house right before this thread was made and throw shit at him yelling... I'M A GUY THATS GONNA POST IN YOUR THREAD HAHAHAHA.
Comment
PuffSex

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2006

Posts: 547
Share

Post
#24

09-25-2006, 12:55 AM

I would sell it and get myself invisible potion

I sell my sig.
ICQ 353-102-366
[email protected]
Comment
wizhard

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 579
Share

Post
#25

09-25-2006, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by Cristie

I would travell to the time of knights somewhere in England.

Yeup, that would be my first port of call too as I've allways felt A weird affiliation with that period of history. Could be real interesting to find out more about the Arthurian Ledgends too

Laughing Out Loud
Comment
calibra

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2003

Posts: 4357
Share

Post
#26

09-25-2006, 01:50 AM

I'd definitely find a much easier way of making good money with the help of a time-travelling machine

GetCyberCash.com
Comment
sex69

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2004

Posts: 671
Share

Post
#27

09-25-2006, 01:58 AM

I would not change anything because the destiny cannot be altered

HotNiches.com-Add Site
Porn Sites- Submit For Adult Sites-Add URL Adult Webcams Sex Webcams Erotic Search Reality Sex Sex Videos
Comment
msan

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2006

Posts: 1336
Share

Post
#28

09-25-2006, 03:22 AM

I would go back in time and won't go to college since my degree is useless. I'm better off doing something else.

CUSTOM TOONS, BLOG THEMES and DESIGNS | toonyshack AT gmail.com
Comment
E$_manager

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 13557
Share

Post
#29

09-25-2006, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by wizhard

Yeup, that would be my first port of call too as I've allways felt A weird affiliation with that period of history. Could be real interesting to find out more about the Arthurian Ledgends too

That was i thinking about
I would be a lady in beautiful dress and a knight will fight for me. I am a child.

Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks!
Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D
Comment
JamesK

hi

Join Date: Jun 2002

Posts: 16731
Share

Post
#30

09-25-2006, 06:00 AM

Would go back to '88 to buy Microsoft stocks.

M3Server - NATS Hosting
Comment
iv@n

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2001

Posts: 641
Share

Post
#31

09-25-2006, 10:30 AM

back to time when was meeting with my parents possible
Comment
After Shock Media

It's coming look busy

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 35299
Share

Post
#32

09-25-2006, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard

Would go back to '88 to buy Microsoft stocks.

Do not fucking remind me of that.
Received medical settlement back then, parents agreed I could pick a few stocks along with the stock investor's suggestions. I choose Microsoft, HP, and coca cola. 15k-10k-10k.
Stock management company guy ended up talking my parents into selling those off and buying some other crap.

[email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]
Comment
TheLegacy

SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 18102
Share

Post
#33

09-25-2006, 10:42 AM

if only once - either back to jesus time and talk to him for a while or back 15 years or so to a girl who enjoyed fucking

RobertWarrenSEO.com
Telegram: @TheLegacy54
Comment
Z

Vidi Vici Veni

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 6308
Share

Post
#34

09-25-2006, 11:10 AM

I'd travel through time like Keanu Reeves did, collecting up the luminaries throughout history. I'd gather them together in our time and give them access to the knowledge and technology we have today. Imagine having all of those incredible minds focused on solving the world's problem.

The Buddha, Jesus, Gandhi, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Einstein, Edison...on and on.

Maybe with that we could really fix a few things. Oh ya...and I'd set up myself and all of my family members to win the largest lotteries in history over a 10 year period in the 80s and 90s to fund using that knowledge for the betterment of humanity.
Comment
Jace

FBOP Class Of 2013

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 35562
Share

Post
#35

09-25-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by notabook

I think I?d go back in time to stop Marilyn Manson from becoming such a dickhead. Man what happened? when he was Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years that guy had it all, he even had Winnie Cooper for a while god damn it.. he was such a lucky bastard then. He was an acting genius on that show, he was able to bring up even the sub-par of episodes with just a few words of wisdom. Then he became Marilyn Manson? what a sucky outcome. One can only wonder how the transition happened. For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever. I wonder just what made his mind go so twisted, I wonder just what drove him to such depravity that he was forced to bleach his skin and become more like a skeleton every year.

Fuck it, I?d use the time machine to go back in time and bang Audrey Hepburn for hours on end. Man did she ooze pure sex appeal? god damn it she was fucking hot, my favorite movie she was in was My Fair Lady, playing the role of Eliza Doolittle, a deliciously dirty little poppet who dun spake dey englash veree gud. Oh how I just want to shut up her horrid (albeit well-done) accent with my cock every time I watch that movie; every single time she speaks with her banshee-like tongue I just wanted to shove my meat stick down her throat. Some of you may call my use of the time machine foolish, I call it heavenly. To be able to sex up Audrey Hepburn? every dream, the very accumulation of my life? nothing would be able to compare to a twenty-four hour bangfest with her.

Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.htm
Comment
Jace

FBOP Class Of 2013

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 35562
Share

Post
#36

09-25-2006, 11:13 AM

I would first research all the stocks I could find that boomed over the years, go back and buy 1000 shares of all of them

then come back where my billions of dollars would be sitting and try and stop all these crazy diseases.....
Comment
notabook

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 9748
Share

Post
#37

09-25-2006, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Jace

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.htm

Originally posted by notebook

For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever.

Reading comprehension for the lose.
Comment
The Ghost

IslandDollars.com

Join Date: Oct 2004

Posts: 12188
Share

Post
#38

09-25-2006, 11:50 AM

I'd be happy with a machine that would let me go back in time 1 minute. That would suit me just fine.

ISLAND DOLLARS
1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates
Best TS Network your surfers will ever join
Comment
NinjaSteve

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 11089
Share

Post
#39

09-25-2006, 12:43 PM

time before bill gates creates it, so i will create it and be famous that him

...
Comment
aico

Moo Moo Cow

Join Date: Mar 2004

Posts: 14748
Share

Post
#40

09-25-2006, 12:48 PM

The time machine has been invented and used many many many times. There is only one in existence, and it's sole purpose is to go back in time and assassinate anyone who invents a time machine before they invent it.
Comment
karrimuse

Registered User

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 78
Share

Post
#41

09-25-2006, 12:54 PM

i would go to victorian era before the industrial revolution because they all wore corsets and that would be fun
or i would travel to the 30's or 40's pre ww2 the people dressed before they went out, the women wore hats and gloves and high heels all the time and the men wore really nice suits and no one was at a nice resturant in sweat pants and smelled funny like now

http://www.cinnamyn.com
http://www.karacandy.com
http://www.princessofpinup.com
http://www.eroticinhale.com/
http://www.darlingmissd.com/
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...