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raymo 06-27-2002 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Dreamman010
You dont know what you're talking about. Go back to kindergarten.
Dude, you can disagree with me, fine. JUST keep the personal insults to little kindergarteners, shall we?

ha. hahah.

michaelw 06-27-2002 11:08 AM

gary.. this is NOT a hard script to write especially with php/mysql.

and how the hell can it take 4 people to code this?

Gary 06-27-2002 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by michaelw
gary.. this is NOT a hard script to write especially with php/mysql.

and how the hell can it take 4 people to code this?

4 people to install it. I do all the coding myself. Its not a hard script is you want crappy work done. But us professionals take pride in our work.

raymo 06-27-2002 11:21 AM

That's right, go right ahead and spend 5 grand on a project like this, but you'll be sorry cuz it's gunna be cheap and nasty. You should listen to Gary, he's one of the few remaining true coders around, what with all the script kiddies and all.

5 grand, pull the other one! Who are ya paying, a team of monkeys in mekico?

Gary 06-27-2002 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by raymo
That's right, go right ahead and spend 5 grand on a project like this, but you'll be sorry cuz it's gunna be cheap and nasty. You should listen to Gary, he's one of the few remaining true coders around, what with all the script kiddies and all.

5 grand, pull the other one! Who are ya paying, a team of monkeys in mekico?

Exactly, this man knows quality. Thats what i produce, QUALITY scripts.

michaelw 06-27-2002 11:25 AM

really?
i think you enjoy ripping off people

and who says youre a professional and im not? i charge what i think the script is worth. this is a simple database job, i dont see why you put all the lines of codes all over the server, and then charge 5k just to install it because of your coding style.

Gary 06-27-2002 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by michaelw
really?
i think you enjoy ripping off people

and who says youre a professional and im not? i charge what i think the script is worth. this is a simple database job, i dont see why you put all the lines of codes all over the server, and then charge 5k just to install it because of your coding style.

Ever here of yahoo.com??? I coded that! All me baby. Ever here of Linux? That was all me. I'm the only professional here so get lost!

JFPdude 06-27-2002 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


4 people to install it. I do all the coding myself. Its not a hard script is you want crappy work done. But us professionals take pride in our work.


Gary has my script install ....

I think he quoted me 14 grand once for form mail but it was well worth it when people fill out the form it actually sends me an e-mail


Put your scripts and money with Gary :thumbsup

michaelw 06-27-2002 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


Ever here of yahoo.com??? I coded that! All me baby. Ever here of Linux? That was all me. I'm the only professional here so get lost!

okay :1orglaugh


this was posted by Marcus:
I have no idea how much php programming rates are so I dont know if this is a $500 job or a 10k job.

see how the upper limit is 10k? even he knows how much this will cost :)

but im starting to think youre joking so if you are.. :1orglaugh you got me lol

Gary 06-27-2002 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by JFPdude



Gary has my script install ....

I think he quoted me 14 grand once for form mail but it was well worth it when people fill out the form it actually sends me an e-mail


Put your scripts and money with Gary :thumbsup

Another satisfied customer!

pr0 06-27-2002 11:30 AM

Gary can i borrow a cup of goat feed, im fresh out & party goats getting a little upset with me. I could have a revolt on my hands soon.

Gary 06-27-2002 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by michaelw

okay :1orglaugh


this was posted by Marcus:
I have no idea how much php programming rates are so I dont know if this is a $500 job or a 10k job.

see how the upper limit is 10k? even he knows how much this will cost :)

but im starting to think youre joking so if you are.. :1orglaugh you got me lol

I don't roll out of bed for 10K I've been coding for close to 75 years now. No job is too small no price is too large. thats my motto.

Gary 06-27-2002 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by pr0
Gary can i borrow a cup of goat feed, im fresh out & party goats getting a little upset with me. I could have a revolt on my hands soon.
Boorow? No. Buy? Yes. One cup of goat feed = 15K please paypal me the money ASAP.

raymo 06-27-2002 11:33 AM

ha. ha-har. heoahoehoa !

michaelw 06-27-2002 11:33 AM

:1orglaugh

pr0 06-27-2002 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


Boorow? No. Buy? Yes. One cup of goat feed = 15K please paypal me the money ASAP.

Oh so you can fondle him but can't lend him a cup of food?

Gary 06-27-2002 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by pr0


Oh so you can fondle him but can't lend him a cup of food?

That was pleasure, this is business. I gotta eat too.

Brujah 06-27-2002 02:07 PM

I heard Gary couldn't program a VCR.

Gary 06-27-2002 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
I heard Gary couldn't program a VCR.
For 35K i can

G Sharp 06-27-2002 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Gary


For 35K i can

You should work for a US military contractor, Gary. You're a bargain for them since they charge 2K for one hammer, 4K for a toilet.

foe 06-27-2002 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Gary


Yes, 5K to install. Us professional programmers write each line of code in a new file placed in random locations all over the server. It takes weeks to install and a team of 4 people. 5K is a bargain. When you become a professional like me, then you can talk.


:1orglaugh

foe 06-27-2002 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp


You should work for a US military contractor, Gary. You're a bargain for them since they charge 2K for one hammer, 4K for a toilet.

Im sure he already does

Squishy 06-27-2002 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Mike_69



25-50 an hr????

Shit I am getting way to much..... better not let lensman see this or I'll have to sell my Viper and cancel my Hummer!!!!

Lensman is giving you hummers? That's...

michaelw 06-27-2002 06:23 PM

marcus, contact me please

mike503 06-28-2002 12:06 AM

michael, gary is taking you for a ride. he's a professional figure skater, look at his tagline. taglines don't lie! you couldn't sense his sarcasm from his very first post in this thread? silly :)

michaelw 06-28-2002 12:18 AM

lol youd think i would.. but i caught on after a while :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

michaelw 06-28-2002 09:52 AM

marcus, whats your email?


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