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Old 09-22-2006, 05:12 PM   #1
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Lookin for a job...
I don't want to actually do work...I just want to get paid...

I know how to bitch at people....I know how to spend money friviously (damn ebay)...I know how to do html (But again...I don't want to actually work)

I don't want anyone telling me what to do...I'm too much of a free spirit to handle authority...

I'm definately a people person...I can handle chattin...But when it comes to the actual taking action and getting something done...You def need to outsource that...

If you don't hire me simply because of my lovable charm...You could pick me for my honesty

Thank you...

Please email me... admin [at] isthatup.com
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:14 PM   #2
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thats hot@@@!!!
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:14 PM   #3
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I think Epic was looking for someone for this EXACT position!
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:14 PM   #4
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Good luck with the search...
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:16 PM   #5
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Oh yeah...DEFINATELY want a corner office...Lots of windows...Make sure they are openable...Never know when I might want to go hang gliding...
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:16 PM   #6
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I don't want to actually do work...I just want to get paid...

I know how to bitch at people....I know how to spend money friviously (damn ebay)...I know how to do html (But again...I don't want to actually work)

I don't want anyone telling me what to do...I'm too much of a free spirit to handle authority...

I'm definately a people person...I can handle chattin...But when it comes to the actual taking action and getting something done...You def need to outsource that...

If you don't hire me simply because of my lovable charm...You could pick me for my honesty

Thank you...

Please email me... admin [at] isthatup.com
I'll hire you. Because you're a free spirit, I won't insult you with money; instead I will reward you with words of encouragement for your efforts.
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:17 PM   #7
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i'd also ask for a 18yo twink per week....& a bonus for showing up for work if i was u
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #8
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a bonus for showing up for work if i was u
Why ask for something that will never happen...That whole show up at 9am thing is just not a workable solution
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #9
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I think epiccash hires people to talk shit!
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:20 PM   #10
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:21 PM   #11
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Why ask for something that will never happen...That whole show up at 9am thing is just not a workable solution
showing up once a week at 1pm should count
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:21 PM   #12
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:21 PM   #13
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but will you get on all fours
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:25 PM   #14
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but will you get on all fours
i think he does the pitching
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:27 PM   #15
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Oh...and you must be cool with my dog...He will be at work with me daily...I need someone to walk him tho...Its annoying as he's a dumbass and can't walk in a straight line down the sidewalk...

Thank you!
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:29 PM   #16
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i think he does the pitching
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I'm not one for baseball...But I guess I can get involved with coworker outings
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:37 PM   #17
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Please submit your resume! We can offer you $10 + bonuses a week to start. 48 weeks paid vacation available after 30 years!
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:40 PM   #18
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Please submit your resume! We can offer you $10 + bonuses a week to start. 48 weeks paid vacation available after 30 years!
Oh...yeah...The whole resume thing...nope out the window...That requires work to put it all together...

Its one of those take it or leave it kinda situations
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:49 PM   #19
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:01 PM   #20
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Yes...You can look but you can't touch it....Or Imma start some drama...You don't want no drama
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:03 PM   #21
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I think Epic was looking for someone for this EXACT position!
lol
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:13 PM   #22
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I could use a similar job.. starting at $5,000 USD a week.. thanks.
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Good luck Warden lol ya crazy bastard
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:15 PM   #23
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I'm still entertaining offers...Thank you!
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:56 PM   #24
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The best resume i ever read. so truely. If i could i would hire Warden for his honesty.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:16 PM   #25
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hehehe.. goodluck with the hunt... !
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