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pocketkangaroo 09-21-2006 11:29 PM

Here is some true blue advice for you man. No joking here, just advice.

Take the time you take posting, and build site, galleries, anything. Write in blogs, trade links, create a webmaster resource manual. Learn to code, learn to design, learn to write good content. Use that time to build something productive, something you'll be able to use a year from now. Trust me, you can do a lot of damage in this industry with 5+ hours a day of hard work.

What I'm trying to say is that you may make a few hundred bucks a month posting all day, but it doesn't mean shit a year from now. You'll be in the same position with 30,000 more posts in your count and a reputation as a sigwhore. Use that time to build yourself into a productive person in the industry. If you're short on cash, there are a million sponsors who will front you cash for a domain, some hosting, or whatever if you promote them. You say these big players have passed on all this valuable information to you, I say use it. Trust me on this, you will regret wasting this time a year or two from now.

Dirty F 09-21-2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
as i said thousands of posts ago :) i dont want to give up my industry contacts i can say that i have had email contacts with some people and have gotten a great deal of knowledge from them about people to recommend and who to stay away from.


You dont want to tell us what spots you bought from gts, you dont want to give up your contacts...i bet you dont want to tell us where you host :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now why could this all be?

A: Because its top secret and it would give away the way you make all your money.
B: Because you are stupid lying underaged sack of shit whos pretending to be a webmaster but never bought hosting nor gallery spots and has no business contacts.

notabook 09-21-2006 11:32 PM

Instead of bitching and complaining about someone you find to be so insignificant, if they bother you that damn much? how about you just put them on ignore?

http://www.gfy.com/profile.php?do=editlist

It?s not god damn rocket surgery.

stickyfingerz 09-21-2006 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Here is some true blue advice for you man. No joking here, just advice.

Take the time you take posting, and build site, galleries, anything. Write in blogs, trade links, create a webmaster resource manual. Learn to code, learn to design, learn to write good content. Use that time to build something productive, something you'll be able to use a year from now. Trust me, you can do a lot of damage in this industry with 5+ hours a day of hard work.

What I'm trying to say is that you may make a few hundred bucks a month posting all day, but it doesn't mean shit a year from now. You'll be in the same position with 30,000 more posts in your count and a reputation as a sigwhore. Use that time to build yourself into a productive person in the industry. If you're short on cash, there are a million sponsors who will front you cash for a domain, some hosting, or whatever if you promote them. You say these big players have passed on all this valuable information to you, I say use it. Trust me on this, you will regret wasting this time a year or two from now.

Yes exactly. And dont think Im bitching on you for being a noob. Everyone is a noob at some point, but dont come in and act aloof like you know what you are doing, and have a secret hidden knowledge. Then berate people that are your betters. Post about what you REALLY know. Ask questions when you dont. Work hard at learning. :2 cents:

Zarathustra 09-21-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Instead of bitching and complaining about someone you find to be so insignificant, if they bother you that damn much? how about you just put them on ignore?

http://www.gfy.com/profile.php?do=editlist

It?s not god damn rocket surgery.

it messes up the look of the forum :mad:

stickyfingerz 09-21-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Instead of bitching and complaining about someone you find to be so insignificant, if they bother you that damn much? how about you just put them on ignore?

http://www.gfy.com/profile.php?do=editlist

It?s not god damn rocket surgery.

Its bad enough I see a few ignore posts from webby a day. I would see ignored squishy posts 5 times in each thread.

notabook 09-21-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Its bad enough I see a few ignore posts from webby a day. I would see ignored squishy posts 5 times in each thread.

Actually.. yeah, that would be annoying as fuck lol. My bad.

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Retard, nobody here is gonna take you seriously with your posting behaviour and your totally retarded posts acting like you know stuff while we all know you know shit.

When you start recommending programs and hosting and traffic spots etc everybody who reads it just giggles and thinks "what a fucking moron".

Its like me going to a handbag forum for women and start posting 150 times a day and recommending gucci handbags or whatever. People will know right away i have nothing to do there. And thats exactly what people think about you.

A 17 yr old stupid kid who while surfing porn accidentally ended up on this forum and noticed some people make a few pennies off their sig.

and who are you to say that i am not to be taken seriously? im sorry are we still going by Join Date & Post Count here? I mean from the looks of it you aren't taken too seriously on this board Franck.

Also with your comment about the how people giggle when i recommend programs/hosts/designers/etc. i don't agree. the people that i recommend are highly rated in this industry, not by me but by many others. its only natural to suggest people like GTS/CyberCat for Topspots, Webair/Tear2Hosting/DWHS/OC3 for hosting services, Printadult/Twisted/etc. for design and TrafficHolder/Choker for feeder traffic.

i do respect you Franck, not because you have a huge post count and not because you joined this forum years ago. not because your a webmasters and not because you make money (i think) from adult websites. i respect you because you are a human being, and that is enough for me to respect you. :)

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Here is some true blue advice for you man. No joking here, just advice.

Take the time you take posting, and build site, galleries, anything. Write in blogs, trade links, create a webmaster resource manual. Learn to code, learn to design, learn to write good content. Use that time to build something productive, something you'll be able to use a year from now. Trust me, you can do a lot of damage in this industry with 5+ hours a day of hard work.

What I'm trying to say is that you may make a few hundred bucks a month posting all day, but it doesn't mean shit a year from now. You'll be in the same position with 30,000 more posts in your count and a reputation as a sigwhore. Use that time to build yourself into a productive person in the industry. If you're short on cash, there are a million sponsors who will front you cash for a domain, some hosting, or whatever if you promote them. You say these big players have passed on all this valuable information to you, I say use it. Trust me on this, you will regret wasting this time a year or two from now.

i thank you for the words of wisdom. i assure you i am not sitting online posting all day long on GFY. I have other responsibilities and other things i have my hands into. i want to keep it seperate because i like to have fun on GFY. I like to hang out here. i get my work done and my work is good.

in actual time spent on GFY I would say i spend around 3-4 hours a day (today alittle longer). I am always online with my other projects (which i want to keep to myself). i have gfy open and on auto refresh. every so often i post again when a new thread comes up.

thank you again :)

stickyfingerz 09-21-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
and who are you to say that i am not to be taken seriously? im sorry are we still going by Join Date & Post Count here? I mean from the looks of it you aren't taken too seriously on this board Franck.

Also with your comment about the how people giggle when i recommend programs/hosts/designers/etc. i don't agree. the people that i recommend are highly rated in this industry, not by me but by many others. its only natural to suggest people like GTS/CyberCat for Topspots, Webair/Tear2Hosting/DWHS/OC3 for hosting services, Printadult/Twisted/etc. for design and TrafficHolder/Choker for feeder traffic.

i do respect you Franck, not because you have a huge post count and not because you joined this forum years ago. not because your a webmasters and not because you make money (i think) from adult websites. i respect you because you are a human being, and that is enough for me to respect you. :)

Lost cause...

Zarathustra 09-21-2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Lost cause...

:1orglaugh

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Lost cause...

or are you just at a loss for words? :winkwink:

Dirty F 09-21-2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
and who are you to say that i am not to be taken seriously? im sorry are we still going by Join Date & Post Count here? I mean from the looks of it you aren't taken too seriously on this board Franck.


Everybody who takes him seriously raise your hand :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Squishyretard, people think you are a joke. Take that from me.

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Everybody who takes him seriously raise your hand :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Squishyretard, people think you are a joke. Take that from me.

you say what you want Franck, your always welcome to voice your opinion when i am around :)

but as to people thinking im a joke, we will see. only time will tell.

stickyfingerz 09-21-2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
or are you just at a loss for words? :winkwink:

I dont think anyone has ever accused me of being at a loss for words sorry...

BusterBunny 09-21-2006 11:49 PM

google says squishypimp is #1 i really don't know what all this fuss is about.....

http://www.google.com/search?hs=uxd&...mp&btnG=Search

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
I dont think anyone has ever accused me of being at a loss for words sorry...

people experience new things everyday :)

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
google says squishypimp is #1 i really don't know what all this fuss is about.....

http://www.google.com/search?hs=uxd&...mp&btnG=Search

thanks buster :)

BusterBunny 09-21-2006 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
thanks buster :)

just doing my part to make sure a thread about you gets more replies than the jordan capri thread:1orglaugh :helpme

squishypimp 09-21-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
just doing my part to make sure a thread about you gets more replies than the jordan capri thread:1orglaugh :helpme

lol :1orglaugh

Agent 488 09-21-2006 11:56 PM

yeah bitchez.

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
some serious advice for you: you would be better off leaving me alone and not picking on me for attention. everytime you do, you slip further in many people's minds. this lame attempt for a scape-goat isn't working nor has it ever worked.

your lame and often outlandish statments in the thread about the WTC and your flamboyant attitude towards me is an attempt to regain your humble yet glorious demeanor that you once had on these boards.

im routing for ya sticky all things aside, i want to see everyone suceed in not only this business but in life.

have a nice day sticky & franck :)


AaronM 09-22-2006 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
believe me, if the people i spoke with and the knowledge that has been passed onto me about the certain programs/designers/hosts/etc. that i promote was not true i wouldn't suggest them. i have faith in the people who i have spoken to and i believe those people have enough merit in this industry to warrant a recommendation.


OK...Listen up people.

I'm not going to read this entire thread but I will be interjecting my 2 cents here.

Yes, Squishy is an annoying sig whore and most of his posts are useless...BUT, he is here to promote a pretty kick ass program/site and I do know the people that he is referring to are significant players in this game.

Personally, Squishy pisses me off. In fact, he has irritated a number of people who thought that I was posting as him.

Just click his sig, sign up and promote AMC then maybe he will STFU for a few.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-22-2006 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Just click his sig, sign up and promote AMC then maybe he will STFU for a few.

Yeah, that will surely happen... :1orglaugh

AMC may have a good program/product, but if they think the way to promote it is to have some clueless idiot post 150+ times a day, then I'll not be doing business with them anytime soon.

Maybe if they hired someone thoughtful. that makes an occasional post extolling the virtues of their service, I would consider it, but if Squishpimp is all they got then they need to rethink that brilliant marketing strategy.

ADG Webmaster

madawgz 09-22-2006 01:05 AM

i actually read this whole fucking thread and now i have a headache

THANKS!

wdforty 09-22-2006 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i actually read this whole fucking thread and now i have a headache

THANKS!

deja vu? :winkwink:

SxDx 09-22-2006 11:46 AM

for the life of me, I still don't get why people argue and name-call over the Internet. It sounds cliche, but no one really wins. Just makes everyone look immature in some way or another. :2 cents:

squishypimp 09-22-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
OK...Listen up people.

I'm not going to read this entire thread but I will be interjecting my 2 cents here.

Yes, Squishy is an annoying sig whore and most of his posts are useless...BUT, he is here to promote a pretty kick ass program/site and I do know the people that he is referring to are significant players in this game.

Personally, Squishy pisses me off. In fact, he has irritated a number of people who thought that I was posting as him.

Just click his sig, sign up and promote AMC then maybe he will STFU for a few.

thanks aaron :)

squishypimp 09-22-2006 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxDx
for the life of me, I still don't get why people argue and name-call over the Internet. It sounds cliche, but no one really wins. Just makes everyone look immature in some way or another. :2 cents:

i totally agree with you :)

squishypimp 09-22-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Yeah, that will surely happen... :1orglaugh

AMC may have a good program/product, but if they think the way to promote it is to have some clueless idiot post 150+ times a day, then I'll not be doing business with them anytime soon.

Maybe if they hired someone thoughtful. that makes an occasional post extolling the virtues of their service, I would consider it, but if Squishpimp is all they got then they need to rethink that brilliant marketing strategy.

ADG Webmaster

I dont think just because a sig is all over the place you shouldn't promote a program.

you can loose out on the awesome program AMC has to offer, money is money and business is business.

squishypimp 09-22-2006 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i actually read this whole fucking thread and now i have a headache

THANKS!

i post no more than you, don't get your panties in a bunch.

i think your annoying but i still love ya :)

Boobs 09-22-2006 01:19 PM

go squishy go

scottybuzz 09-22-2006 01:26 PM

wow, seeing as im a kinda sigwhore as well. I cant really post anything negative about squishypimp. But I find it kinda odd that people in green are complaining about him....

He isnt breaking any rules.

What the smart people do is just dont listen to him. If you have to make a thread and then spend roughly an hour replying to squishy pimp then you have been had like a kipper.

squishy pimp makes up for around 30% of sigwhoring posts today. So dont just have a go at him.
Theres loads of others including Scottybuzz(me), martinsc, madawgz, klen tarius, madcatz and the list goes on.

Jace 09-22-2006 01:27 PM

the only reason squishy is now actually posting anything other than sig whore responses is because a few of us contacted Mike at AdultMovielub and informed him of what was going on

squishy is a paid sig whore, nothing more, nothing less...no matter how much bullshit he tries to feed you otherwise is just a way to divert attention to the fact that the only reason he is on GFY is to get paid for posting with the AMC sig

rick-e 09-22-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i actually read this whole fucking thread and now i have a headache

THANKS!

Karma is a bitch :2 cents:

Jace 09-22-2006 01:33 PM

i will agree with aaron, that AMC is a KICKASS program

I have pretty much started to move all my promotion efforts in their direction

mike217 09-22-2006 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
You are such an imbecile. Unbelievable.

How old are you?


It is unbelievable that you can't spell. Did you go to school. At least your flaming someone who can actually spell correctly. :321GFY

tranza 09-22-2006 01:46 PM

I love GFY drama in the end of the afternoon.

mike217 09-22-2006 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
You crack me up. Srsly. Yes people will think less of me when I respond to your lame brained assine posts. Good luck with that. Im sure you will be my downfall. All hail squishyPimp. He is a industry player yo! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


You got a serious problem with spelling man. Can we get a spell checker on this board for stickyfingerz.

fuzebox 09-22-2006 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
(to madawgz) i think your annoying

Now that's irony :1orglaugh

chaze 09-22-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike217
You got a serious problem with spelling man. Can we get a spell checker on this board for stickyfingerz.

http://www.iespell.com :thumbsup

His posts are relevant. I don't see what the big deal is.

squishypimp 09-22-2006 02:13 PM

again i thank all of you for your continued support.

and for all the haters, i realize that you are taking a stance to draw attention to yourself and i have nothing against that. i still love ya :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-22-2006 02:14 PM

wow... just wow... the level of bitchyness in this thread just makes me dumbfounded, all you people who bitch and whine about squishy posting happen to be just that, people who are green, and NOBODY big takes seriously... listen to yourselves... have you ever thought maybe hes busting his ass to get green so people can take him seriously? you guys push and push stupid thoughts into newbies heads about "if you're not green, or have an early join date, you're nothing" if you don't want sig whores and crap, why the fuck do you promote it?

Franck, i like you, but bitching about squishy and saying nobody cares or takes anything he says seriously... you need to take a step back and look at yourself, i have yet to see a serious business thread, or reply out of you that someone takes seriously... kinda hypocritic arn't you?


stickyfingerz, you've become a complete dumbass since squishy came, i liked you, but then you started trolling every thread he was in, or had anything to do with him, get off his nuts already, you're not making yourself look like a big badass, but a complete dumbass

wdsguy 09-22-2006 02:15 PM

why isnt he banned already.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-22-2006 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
why isnt he banned already.

becuase hes not doing anything wrong, so get off his case

dissipate 09-22-2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
why isnt he banned already.

he hasnt broken any rules that i know of, and he's been pretty polite

stickyfingerz 09-22-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike217
You got a serious problem with spelling man. Can we get a spell checker on this board for stickyfingerz.

Interesting. What word or words do you think are spelled incorrectly?

Srsly is an abreviation. I spelled asinine wrong at what time of the morning? :1orglaugh Oh noes..... But the ass part applies.

Minte 09-22-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
wow... just wow... the level of bitchyness in this thread just makes me dumbfounded, all you people who bitch and whine about squishy posting happen to be just that, people who are green, and NOBODY big takes seriously... listen to yourselves... have you ever thought maybe hes busting his ass to get green so people can take him seriously? you guys push and push stupid thoughts into newbies heads about "if you're not green, or have an early join date, you're nothing" if you don't want sig whores and crap, why the fuck do you promote it?

Franck, i like you, but bitching about squishy and saying nobody cares or takes anything he says seriously... you need to take a step back and look at yourself, i have yet to see a serious business thread, or reply out of you that someone takes seriously... kinda hypocritic arn't you?


stickyfingerz, you've become a complete dumbass since squishy came, i liked you, but then you started trolling every thread he was in, or had anything to do with him, get off his nuts already, you're not making yourself look like a big badass, but a complete dumbass

Most of the biggest players in the business aren't green.Most of those green nicks are trying to market to the big players.

Maybe he could post about his itchy elbow a few thousand times.Or post an O'RLY pics 10's of thousands of times.
You can't take your green nicks to the bank.

StuartD 09-22-2006 04:43 PM

Personally, I'd feel better if everyone had a klikrevenue sig.

OG LennyT 09-22-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
AMC may have a good program/product, but if they think the way to promote it is to have some clueless idiot post 150+ times a day, then I'll not be doing business with them anytime soon.


they need to rethink that brilliant marketing strategy.

ADG Webmaster

true words

lucky1 09-22-2006 06:14 PM

I really don't mind Squishy's post anymore. At first I couldn't stand him.

He may be a sigwhore, but at least it looks like he reads the original post and makes a comment. He also doesn't start shit with anyone or create fake drama so he is ok in my books.


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