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DUBLIN · 09-18-2006, 10:49 PM

Anyone had one?

squishypimp · 09-18-2006, 10:50 PM

what is "the ouija board?"

sonofsam · 09-18-2006, 10:51 PM

Yeah... one time me and my friends were playing the ouiji board at my friends house.. then some black guys kicked in the door and pissed all over my friends head and forced us to piss on his head too...

and then when the black guys left... it was really awkward, cause my friend was all like "why did you piss on my head" and i was like "wtf i had to"

After Shock Media · 09-18-2006, 10:53 PM

Yeah thats it, parker brothers has the corner on talking with the dead.

Pleasurepays · 09-18-2006, 10:54 PM

we once tried using our ouija board to contact dead ouija boards.

CaptainHowdy · 09-18-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Yeah... one time me and my friends were playing the ouiji board at my friends house.. then some black guys kicked in the door and pissed all over my friends head and forced us to piss on his head too...

and then when the black guys left... it was really awkward, cause my friend was all like "why did you piss on my head" and i was like "wtf i had to"

...

An ex girlfriend had a creepy experience and she quitted fucking around with the ouija.

Lykos · 09-18-2006, 11:00 PM

never tried before

DUBLIN · 09-18-2006, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

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An ex girlfriend had a creepy experience and she quitted fucking around with the ouija.

With a name like Captain Howdy I aint suprised.

After Shock Media · 09-18-2006, 11:02 PM

Ok true story, we were playing with it and it really did work. It started pointing to letter after letter. It read "You paid 14.95 for this. Glad to see suckers and their money are easily parted still... PT Barnum." It never moved again.

Boobs · 09-18-2006, 11:17 PM

it's a fake!

Dirty F · 09-18-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DUBLIN

Anyone had one?

You actually believe in ghosts spelling out shit for you?

msan · 09-19-2006, 06:46 AM

I heard some people get possesed by dead person's ghost while playing ouija boards, seance and spirit in the glass. Scary

Dirty F · 09-19-2006, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by msan

I heard some people get possesed by dead person's ghost while playing ouija boards, seance and spirit in the glass. Scary

Ya and i heard about people seeing pink elephants fly.

Trixxxia · 09-19-2006, 06:57 AM

I think I may have been 8 or 9 with all the neighbourhood kids in a basement. Very dark and with a single candle. Anyhow - don't remember who the 'ghost' was but when the 'ghost' started getting mad (and everyone was already terrified) a raven burst through two windows of the house and straight into the mirror and died. Let me tell you that the Ouija Board disappeared after the owner of the house saw the dead bird and the broken windows and broken mirror. We shit our pants but when our parents found out - seeing the way the house was placed and the fact that ravens aren't common around here, they were shitting in their pants too.

Needless to say - we never did 'ghost' games again.

notabook · 09-19-2006, 07:09 AM

I?ve always heard bad things about Ouija boards and since I?m a skeptic first I decided to get one and try it out and put the claims about its mystical powers to rest once and for all.

What happened next is not for the faint of heart?

I first began my long and tiring task to find one of these boards. Almost no store had one as the place I live are afraid of everything and full of that oh-so-awesome Christian vigor. I finally managed to track one down ? at a TOYS?R?US no less. I go in and get the board and trek down to Hobby Town USA and setup the board where the usual D&D players setup there shit. I knew this would make for the perfect bait, at the perfect place, and at the perfect time.

A small rampaging horde of D&D players angrily descended upon my location and with a feverous attitude they demanding I vacate from ?their domain?. They pull out these weird dice and threaten to roll them at me. Terrified I tell them I am willing to leave but only if they are willing to try an experiment using this mystifying Ouija boards. At first they are angry beyond comprehension, a few of them shaking their fists angrily. Finally they agree to try it out.

Three of them took hold of some little glass thing and started to ask the spirits important questions, such as ?will such and such ever get laid? or ?will I get an ice mace?. This went on for sometime and nothing happened with the pointer. Suddenly, and without warning, I heard a rumbling coming from one of the fatter D&D players who was standing back watching. He started to shake with a fury and belched out what I can only describe as sulfuric demonic bile.

He suddenly puked up his demonic evil all over the board and fell over, riving in great pain. Suddenly he started to fart uncontrollably and soon gaseous vapors filled the room. A brownish blob soon poured forth from his pants legs; his ass let loose all of the dark spirits taint in the form of an uncontrollable blast of diarrhea. I just stepped back in horror as all of this unfolded before my very eyes. Others started to get sick, they started to puke? I knew what had to be done.

I quickly grabbed the board that started it all and put it back in its box. I went to the local hardware store and bought enough chain to make sure that this beast would forever be contained inside its evil cardboard container. As I bound it in chains, I could feel the evil darkness leaking from its edges. Wasting no more time, I quickly sank it in a deep abandoned quarry, hoping that it?s murky, chalky waters could contain the great evil once and for all.

And that is the story of how I saved Ireland from the Great Leprechaun Menace during the great potato famine of 1992.

pathmaster · 09-19-2006, 07:12 AM

http://www.graveaddiction.com/ouija012004.html

Crasy Bitch · 09-19-2006, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Yeah... one time me and my friends were playing the ouiji board at my friends house.. then some black guys kicked in the door and pissed all over my friends head and forced us to piss on his head too...

and then when the black guys left... it was really awkward, cause my friend was all like "why did you piss on my head" and i was like "wtf i had to"

Awsome !

jerseygto · 09-19-2006, 07:17 AM

hummmmm i aint even touchin this one!! nope no way uhhuh

Twisted Dave · 09-19-2006, 07:53 AM

Ok... I gotta laugh..

"The Ouija board was first introduced to the American public in 1890 as a parlor game sold in novelty shops."

The board has no spiritual or ghostly connections. Basically it was invented as a toy.

When you find the glass move etc on the board, you are actually doing it yourself... however... your brain thinks you're not... because of the premise of the 'game' you're in. You're led to believe you're going to encounter a spiritual or ghostly movement.... that actually your brain forces you to believe it... and therefore you move the glass.

That's what it was invented for

So no... no one here, and no one they know has actually had a bad experience.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Ok true story, we were playing with it and it really did work. It started pointing to letter after letter. It read "You paid 14.95 for this. Glad to see suckers and their money are easily parted still... PT Barnum." It never moved again. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	I think I may have been 8 or 9 with all the neighbourhood kids in a basement. Very dark and with a single candle. Anyhow - don't remember who the 'ghost' was but when the 'ghost' started getting mad (and everyone was already terrified) a raven burst through two windows of the house and straight into the mirror and died. Let me tell you that the Ouija Board disappeared after the owner of the house saw the dead bird and the broken windows and broken mirror. We shit our pants but when our parents found out - seeing the way the house was placed and the fact that ravens aren't common around here, they were shitting in their pants too. Needless to say - we never did 'ghost' games again.

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I?ve always heard bad things about Ouija boards and since I?m a skeptic first I decided to get one and try it out and put the claims about its mystical powers to rest once and for all. What happened next is not for the faint of heart? I first began my long and tiring task to find one of these boards. Almost no store had one as the place I live are afraid of everything and full of that oh-so-awesome Christian vigor. I finally managed to track one down ? at a TOYS?R?US no less. I go in and get the board and trek down to Hobby Town USA and setup the board where the usual D&D players setup there shit. I knew this would make for the perfect bait, at the perfect place, and at the perfect time. A small rampaging horde of D&D players angrily descended upon my location and with a feverous attitude they demanding I vacate from ?their domain?. They pull out these weird dice and threaten to roll them at me. Terrified I tell them I am willing to leave but only if they are willing to try an experiment using this mystifying Ouija boards. At first they are angry beyond comprehension, a few of them shaking their fists angrily. Finally they agree to try it out. Three of them took hold of some little glass thing and started to ask the spirits important questions, such as ?will such and such ever get laid? or ?will I get an ice mace?. This went on for sometime and nothing happened with the pointer. Suddenly, and without warning, I heard a rumbling coming from one of the fatter D&D players who was standing back watching. He started to shake with a fury and belched out what I can only describe as sulfuric demonic bile. He suddenly puked up his demonic evil all over the board and fell over, riving in great pain. Suddenly he started to fart uncontrollably and soon gaseous vapors filled the room. A brownish blob soon poured forth from his pants legs; his ass let loose all of the dark spirits taint in the form of an uncontrollable blast of diarrhea. I just stepped back in horror as all of this unfolded before my very eyes. Others started to get sick, they started to puke? I knew what had to be done. I quickly grabbed the board that started it all and put it back in its box. I went to the local hardware store and bought enough chain to make sure that this beast would forever be contained inside its evil cardboard container. As I bound it in chains, I could feel the evil darkness leaking from its edges. Wasting no more time, I quickly sank it in a deep abandoned quarry, hoping that it?s murky, chalky waters could contain the great evil once and for all. And that is the story of how I saved Ireland from the Great Leprechaun Menace during the great potato famine of 1992. __________________

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Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	Ok... I gotta laugh.. "The Ouija board was first introduced to the American public in 1890 as a parlor game sold in novelty shops." The board has no spiritual or ghostly connections. Basically it was invented as a toy. When you find the glass move etc on the board, you are actually doing it yourself... however... your brain thinks you're not... because of the premise of the 'game' you're in. You're led to believe you're going to encounter a spiritual or ghostly movement.... that actually your brain forces you to believe it... and therefore you move the glass. That's what it was invented for So no... no one here, and no one they know has actually had a bad experience. __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!