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  • notabook
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #1

    Jesus Replaced with Beer Can

    PLAISTOW, N.H. (AP) - A homeowner said Friday that whoever stole the baby Jesus from his manger scene was disrespectful by replacing it with an empty beer can. Bob Chooljain said that the Jesus figure was stolen from the manger scene on Wednesday night.

    Chooljain said that he made the nativity scene more than three decades ago with his children.

    "It's something we kind of did together," he said.

    "You just wonder, what was in the person's mind that actually did that? What was the reason for it? Why leave the beer can? What's the connection?" said Chooljain, doesn't want to press charges.

    Wooden cutouts of sheep and cows remain; only two of the three wise men stand on either side of the manger. Chooljain said the third was stolen eight years ago.

    Chooljain said he will replace the illuminated figure with another doll for the time being.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061209/D8LT1LU00.html

  • Splum
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 6195

    #2
    You find vandalism and theft funny? Be careful karmas a bitch.

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    • notabook
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 9748

      #3
      Originally posted by Splum
      You find vandalism and theft funny? Be careful karmas a bitch.
      Karma doesn't exist, neither does magic. I find it funny that they replaced the little Jesus statue with a BEER CAN, it's a more fitting idol to worship than a magical alien with a shiny little hat.

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      • LiveDose
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        • Feb 2002
        • 25792

        #4
        'What's the connection'? That guy is way over analyzing the situation.

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          Funny, if a beer can was replaced with Jesus, it would be a miracle and Mexicans from all over the world would be flocking to it.

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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            Originally posted by aico
            Funny, if a beer can was replaced with Jesus, it would be a miracle and Mexicans from all over the world would be flocking to it.
            OMG GOD DAMN IT why do I have to drink coke and read this forum

            That's like the third fucking time I've sprayed coke all over my LCD screen... thank god for monster screen clean.

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            • aico
              Moo Moo Cow
              • Mar 2004
              • 14748

              #7
              Originally posted by Splum
              You find vandalism and theft funny? Be careful karmas a bitch.
              Being a Christian and believing in Karma is blasphemy, better be careful, I've heard God is a bitch too.

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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #8
                Originally posted by notabook
                "You just wonder, what was in the person's mind that actually did that? What was the reason for it? Why leave the beer can? What's the connection?"

                "Hey look at the Jesus, that would look cool on my dresser. Oh Damn, my beer is empty."

                Case solved.

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                • spasmo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2678

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aico
                  Funny, if a beer can was replaced with Jesus, it would be a miracle and Mexicans from all over the world would be flocking to it.


                  Hilarious and true.

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                  • E$_manager
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 13557

                    #10
                    Originally posted by notabook
                    Karma doesn't exist, neither does magic. I find it funny that they replaced the little Jesus statue with a BEER CAN, it's a more fitting idol to worship than a magical alien with a shiny little hat.
                    At least more understandable.
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                    • BradM
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3397

                      #11
                      Originally posted by aico
                      Being a Christian and believing in Karma is blasphemy, better be careful, I've heard God is a bitch too.

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