So I was at the bank today and this girl asked me for my number.......
So I'm at the bank and it's like taking FOREVER I had to see the branch manager for my transaction cuz apparently a regular teller isn't allowed to do transactions in excess of $1 or some stupid shit.
ANYWAY
I'm sittin there waiting and this girl come sit right next to me in the waiting area and start talkin and talkin and taaaaaaaaaalkin.
She blond, prolly C cup, 5'8 130ish maybe 25 yrs or so dunno. Not bad looking for a womans.
ANYWAY
Then she goes "I been reading this book called the path to yourself and it says you should just take chances and go for what you want so like can I have your number?"
I'm like sorry I have a parter.
She goes "Well I guess this is just a path to nowhere then hehe haha girly giggle giggle." Then she goes "when's she going to get a ring on that finger".
And I'm like well HE would probably get a ring of my finger sometime after Republicans lose control of DC and it becomes legal.
She goes OOOOOOOOh figures all good men are gay. Can I have your number anyway though?
Stupid bitch.
End of story.
That is all.
No more.
That's all that happened.
BTW: The bank manager was kinda hot though but unfortunately he DID have a ring on his finger.
BTW BTW: I think that chick just sits there and flirts with people that have to see the branch manager cuz she knows those guys have more than $1.
Gold digger bitch.
Womens.
BTW: Be careful breeders! Womens are tricky!
So glad I'm teh gay homosexual.
Really.
I Am.
ANYWAY
I'm sittin there waiting and this girl come sit right next to me in the waiting area and start talkin and talkin and taaaaaaaaaalkin.
She blond, prolly C cup, 5'8 130ish maybe 25 yrs or so dunno. Not bad looking for a womans.
ANYWAY
Then she goes "I been reading this book called the path to yourself and it says you should just take chances and go for what you want so like can I have your number?"
I'm like sorry I have a parter.
She goes "Well I guess this is just a path to nowhere then hehe haha girly giggle giggle." Then she goes "when's she going to get a ring on that finger".
And I'm like well HE would probably get a ring of my finger sometime after Republicans lose control of DC and it becomes legal.
She goes OOOOOOOOh figures all good men are gay. Can I have your number anyway though?
Stupid bitch.
End of story.
That is all.
No more.
That's all that happened.
BTW: The bank manager was kinda hot though but unfortunately he DID have a ring on his finger.
BTW BTW: I think that chick just sits there and flirts with people that have to see the branch manager cuz she knows those guys have more than $1.
Gold digger bitch.
Womens.
BTW: Be careful breeders! Womens are tricky!
So glad I'm teh gay homosexual.
Really.
I Am.
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