So I was at the bank today and this girl asked me for my number....... - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 05:59 PM

So I'm at the bank and it's like taking FOREVER I had to see the branch manager for my transaction cuz apparently a regular teller isn't allowed to do transactions in excess of $1 or some stupid shit.

ANYWAY

I'm sittin there waiting and this girl come sit right next to me in the waiting area and start talkin and talkin and taaaaaaaaaalkin.

She blond, prolly C cup, 5'8 130ish maybe 25 yrs or so dunno. Not bad looking for a womans.

ANYWAY

Then she goes "I been reading this book called the path to yourself and it says you should just take chances and go for what you want so like can I have your number?"

I'm like sorry I have a parter.

She goes "Well I guess this is just a path to nowhere then hehe haha girly giggle giggle." Then she goes "when's she going to get a ring on that finger".

And I'm like well HE would probably get a ring of my finger sometime after Republicans lose control of DC and it becomes legal.

She goes OOOOOOOOh figures all good men are gay. Can I have your number anyway though?

Stupid bitch.

End of story.

That is all.

No more.

That's all that happened.

BTW: The bank manager was kinda hot though but unfortunately he DID have a ring on his finger.

BTW BTW: I think that chick just sits there and flirts with people that have to see the branch manager cuz she knows those guys have more than $1.

Gold digger bitch.

Womens.

BTW: Be careful breeders! Womens are tricky!

So glad I'm teh gay homosexual.

Really.

I Am.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 06:00 PM

Wow that was a really long post don't read all that it's stupid.

squishypimp · 09-18-2006, 06:00 PM

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BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 06:04 PM

If you already read all that you should know better from now on don't read long posts from teh boyalley.

09-18-2006, 06:07 PM

teh boyalley, when are you doing another contest?

LiveDose · 09-18-2006, 06:10 PM

Come on BA you should take one for the team.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

teh boyalley, when are you doing another contest?

Firehorse' Video iPod just came in saturday so I have to ship it out to him cuz he's in Australia and I couldn't drop ship directly from Amazon cuz Amazon's stupid like that.

ANWAYS after he gets his Video iPod I'll probably do something else.

Then I have a HUGE MASSIVE REALLY LARGE NEARLY AFRICAN AMERICAN SIZED PENIS of a contest coming up when AlleyBucks 2.0 launches and I become a GFY sponsor.

STAY TUNED.

Cripe Mighty I'm long winded tonight. Mah fingers hurt. Too much typing.

I think it was the vietnamese food I ate tonight.

Those mushrooms they had in that soup were a little weird looking.

Maybe I'm fucked up right now?

I dunno.

Hard to tell.

Maybe?

LadyMischief · 09-18-2006, 06:32 PM

Not all wimminz are like that..

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Not all wimminz are like that..

GURL I know.

All men are pigs though.

Except gay homosexual ones.

tranza · 09-18-2006, 06:42 PM

Lol, I wish I was approached by a girl like that.

psili · 09-18-2006, 06:43 PM

No offense, but is that manner of writing turn-of-the-century negro or an attempt at trying to get a lisp through written words?

Nice story though.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Lol, I wish I was approached by a girl like that.

Try becoming gay for a while, womens will start flocking to you too!

Doctor Dre · 09-18-2006, 06:44 PM

Why isn't the post in yellow ?

northboy · 09-18-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

No offense, but is that manner of writing turn-of-the-century negro or an attempt at trying to get a lisp through written words?

Nice story though.

baddog · 09-18-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Firehorse' Video iPod just came in saturday so I have to ship it out to him cuz he's in Australia and I couldn't drop ship directly from Amazon cuz Amazon's stupid like that.

ANWAYS after he gets his Video iPod I'll probably do something else.

Then I have a HUGE MASSIVE REALLY LARGE NEARLY AFRICAN AMERICAN SIZED PENIS of a contest coming up when AlleyBucks 2.0 launches and I become a GFY sponsor.

STAY TUNED.

Cripe Mighty I'm long winded tonight. Mah fingers hurt. Too much typing.

I think it was the vietnamese food I ate tonight.

Those mushrooms they had in that soup were a little weird looking.

Maybe I'm fucked up right now?

I dunno.

Hard to tell.

Maybe?

I had my first experience at Vietnamese food on Thursday in San Francisco because the place I wanted to go to was closed and the gook place next door was open.

Not too bad. I may go back on purpose sometime.

psili · 09-18-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

No offense, but is that manner of writing turn-of-the-century negro or an attempt at trying to get a lisp through written words?

Nice story though.

I'm actually sincere when I ask this.
Just want to know how to frame the voice when reading the text, is all. Cuz, that's half the fun.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I had my first experience at Vietnamese food on Thursday in San Francisco because the place I wanted to go to was closed and the gook place next door was open.

Not too bad. I may go back on purpose sometime.

OMG that' is EXACTLY what happened to Brad and I tonight, it was our first time too!

We were trying to go to a nice little Italian place next door, but turns out it's closed Sunday-Monday.

I was really impressed by it, we plan on going back as well.

CaptainHowdy · 09-18-2006, 07:06 PM

You must know that girls are born with a built-in gay-dar, that story is mostly unlikely...

!!

E$_manager · 09-18-2006, 07:07 PM

Why did i read it???

baycouples · 09-18-2006, 07:09 PM

Picture please...

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You must know that girls are born with a built-in gay-dar, that story is mostly unlikely...

!!

I am just too butch. That's the problem.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

No offense, but is that manner of writing turn-of-the-century negro or an attempt at trying to get a lisp through written words?

Nice story though.

Teh BoyAlley isn't black.

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

Why did i read it???

Cuz posts by Teh BoyAlley are irresistible!!!!!!!!!!!!

BoyAlley · 09-18-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Why isn't the post in yellow ?

Cuz it was really really really long and I was afraid I would blind people if it was in yellow.

surfer on acid · 09-18-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

If you already read all that you should know better from now on don't read long posts from teh boyalley.

escorpio · 09-18-2006, 07:24 PM

An aggressive woman is a terrible thing to waste.

Kimo · 09-18-2006, 08:53 PM

rock on boyalley!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 09-18-2006, 11:39 PM

well since she still wanted your number after she found out you're gay, it seems like she wanted to be friends. What's wrong with that?

I've actually had gay guys approach me and talk and give me their numbers. Im not sure what's up with that. I think underneath my straight girl body Im actually an incredibly hot gay guy. Or maybe it's just that my best friend is an incredibly hot gay guy and they're all trying to get to him through me.

Boobs · 09-19-2006, 12:19 AM

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ServerGenius · 09-19-2006, 12:24 AM

I was at the bank last week and had a similar incedent. Some girl behind the
counter was asking for my number, the breeder I am I start giving my number
to which she replies......that's not a valid account number Sir

phonesex · 09-19-2006, 12:32 AM

It's true, girls are attracted to gay men.

SubSonic · 09-19-2006, 12:41 AM

Probably it's because gay men care more about a sleek appearance than most of the hetero men. Just my 2 cents ...

gecko · 09-19-2006, 12:46 AM

darn gold diggers.. but that cracked me up

09-18-2006, 05:59 PM	#1
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