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Sam Granger · 09-18-2006, 02:37 AM

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight.

After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No, it's turned black."

rokko666 · 09-18-2006, 02:48 AM

Only 24cm? or inch? anyway mine is 33 cold ... 42 hot:D

Lykos · 09-18-2006, 02:49 AM

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Damian_Maxcash · 09-18-2006, 02:56 AM

Did you hear about the Nymphomaniac that swam to Ireland?

It wasnt until she got there that she realised a "22 inch Murphy" was a Color TV Set.

Boom boom!

adultguus · 09-18-2006, 03:50 AM

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fallenmuffin · 09-18-2006, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Did you hear about the Nymphomaniac that swam to Ireland?

It wasnt until she got there that she realised a "22 inch Murphy" was a Color TV Set.

Boom boom!

LOL......

mOrrI · 09-18-2006, 03:55 AM

Funny

hehehehehe.....

martinsc · 09-18-2006, 04:05 AM

ouch

donross · 09-18-2006, 08:02 AM

i think its decomposing..

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Vitasoy · 09-18-2006, 09:38 PM

lol.. that cracked me up

BusterBunny · 09-18-2006, 09:39 PM

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squishypimp · 09-18-2006, 09:51 PM

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Aan_Missy · 09-19-2006, 09:54 AM

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J. Falcon · 09-19-2006, 10:56 AM

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reynold · 09-20-2006, 12:50 AM

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msan · 09-20-2006, 05:18 AM

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Klen · 09-20-2006, 05:20 AM

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E$_manager · 09-20-2006, 08:42 AM

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MegaPartnerJerry · 09-20-2006, 08:44 AM

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E$_manager · 09-20-2006, 09:22 AM

24 - is made up for story? I hope so. Otherwise it is very inconvenient.

Boobs · 09-20-2006, 09:24 AM

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rokko666 · 09-20-2006, 09:25 AM

Size doas matter :D LOL

tranza · 09-20-2006, 10:21 AM

Lolololol...... Nice one....

09-18-2006, 02:37 AM	#1
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