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|  09-16-2006, 10:28 PM | #1 | 
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				 |  I ran over a pigeon today I was in a parking lot. Though I consider pigeons flying rats, they have always gotten away from my car in time, so they're not stupid. Today, though, I was driving really slowly through a parking lot and this group of pigepns was pecking away at shit on the ground. Usually, they have some magical way of getting the fuck out of the way just in time. One guy was not so lucky today. I ran right over him. He was smushed into the pavement. I am pretty sure he died. Still, I did not get out to check. If it was someone's pet cat or dog, I would have. Please tell me I did the right thing by just driving away.  | 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:29 PM | #2 | 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:30 PM | #3 | 
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				 | your a dick | 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:30 PM | #4 | 
| It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". 
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				 | No worries I ate a squab for dinner. 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:40 PM | #5 | |
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|  09-16-2006, 10:42 PM | #6 | |
| It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:43 PM | #7 | 
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				 | It's not pleasant, but it happens. | 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:44 PM | #8 | 
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				 | Too bad it wasn?t a cat you hit.  Poor bird.  I?m sure it was in shock though and didn't feel any pain afterwards if that?s any condolence to you. 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:44 PM | #9 | 
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				 | fuck dat bahd! | 
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|  09-16-2006, 10:49 PM | #10 | 
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				 | Millions of pigeons will attack your home tomorrow. Bye bye. | 
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|  09-16-2006, 11:47 PM | #11 | 
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				 | you're going to hell ;) | 
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|  09-16-2006, 11:52 PM | #12 | 
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				 | wow how interesting. 
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|  09-16-2006, 11:58 PM | #13 | 
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				 | no proper burial? man thats just wrong. save the pigeons! 
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|  09-17-2006, 12:14 AM | #14 | 
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				 | RIP the to poor birdie | 
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|  09-17-2006, 01:42 AM | #15 | 
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				 | I drove over an old woman the other day, the bitch was walking so slowly it really pissed me off so I drove over her, then I reversed just to hear the crack of her bones one more time - what a pleasent experience | 
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|  09-17-2006, 05:13 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Maybe that creature was just sick and tired of his life--just take it as that. 
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|  09-17-2006, 07:00 PM | #17 | 
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				 | You've just killed an innocent life, don't you know that?! | 
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|  09-17-2006, 07:28 PM | #18 | 
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				 | Why you are doubting? What did you have to do? Get out of the car, take the pigion and burry it? | 
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|  09-17-2006, 07:30 PM | #19 | 
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				 | fucking nasty flying cockroaches..... I kill em around my house with antifreeze 
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|  09-17-2006, 07:31 PM | #20 | 
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				 | You should be charged with animal cruelty    | 
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|  09-17-2006, 09:49 PM | #21 | |
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