Ok. Any of you men out there that have a wife or a girlfriend for some time (or even a few months), you all know the mental devastation 'The Whine' brings.
'The Whine'?
Lets say you didnt do something you wife told you to do. Lets say you did something your girlfriend said not to do. Maybe you hear it more if they get PMS. Maybe you hear it more when they have PMS every fucking day. Or you hear it anyway without signs of periods, PMS, its just the way they are.
THE WHINE is that frequency of 'bitching' where her tone resonates into vivid pictures in your brain of you telling her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. And perhaps you say this after hearing too much of that whine. Or you let her go on-and-on, and sometimes when you think shes done, she comes back to revive the WHINE after she had some sort of thought to say she forgot that she just needs to get out.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
And in the most bleak situations, you just have to give IN to the whine because that is the only remedy for it. You do (or not do) whatever the hell she is bitching about, because that is the only way you can silence THE WHINE, without getting violent at least.
I tell you, the frequency of 'The Whine' is that same shit you got when your MOTHER was getting on your case for this or that. So it can only be some odd motherly instinct to bitch and whine until your head explodes.
For this, I request donations for the scientific research into exterminating THE WHINE on a molecular, DNA type level. There MUST be some gene that we can modify or turn off or some shit, so instead of hearing bitching and whining, we can hear some shit like, "Can I get you a cold beer?".
So, if you would like to donate to the cause, send $19.95 via Paypal to:
[email protected]
'The Whine'?
Lets say you didnt do something you wife told you to do. Lets say you did something your girlfriend said not to do. Maybe you hear it more if they get PMS. Maybe you hear it more when they have PMS every fucking day. Or you hear it anyway without signs of periods, PMS, its just the way they are.
THE WHINE is that frequency of 'bitching' where her tone resonates into vivid pictures in your brain of you telling her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. And perhaps you say this after hearing too much of that whine. Or you let her go on-and-on, and sometimes when you think shes done, she comes back to revive the WHINE after she had some sort of thought to say she forgot that she just needs to get out.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
And in the most bleak situations, you just have to give IN to the whine because that is the only remedy for it. You do (or not do) whatever the hell she is bitching about, because that is the only way you can silence THE WHINE, without getting violent at least.
I tell you, the frequency of 'The Whine' is that same shit you got when your MOTHER was getting on your case for this or that. So it can only be some odd motherly instinct to bitch and whine until your head explodes.
For this, I request donations for the scientific research into exterminating THE WHINE on a molecular, DNA type level. There MUST be some gene that we can modify or turn off or some shit, so instead of hearing bitching and whining, we can hear some shit like, "Can I get you a cold beer?".
So, if you would like to donate to the cause, send $19.95 via Paypal to:
[email protected]
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