Why do french people talk like they are chewing on vegtables? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 09-14-2006, 08:30 PM

Ever heard a frenchman talk? FUCKING ANNOYING.

they all sound like they are chewing on some sort of veggies,

can anyone explain this?

squishypimp · 09-14-2006, 08:32 PM

those damn frenchies!

MetaMan · 09-14-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

those damn frenchies!

i guess you will also be having the "freedom fries"?

=^..^= · 09-14-2006, 08:37 PM

right now i am surrounded byy them
i do not know what is worse - when they speak french or try to speak english

and while we're at it:

someone buy these idiot frenchies some CONSONANTS - what kind of language has words with 5 vowels in a row and NO consonant..
they need to team up with the russians and between the two of them they can make some legible words!!!

MetaMan · 09-14-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by =^..^=

right now i am surrounded byy them
i do not know what is worse - when they speak french or try to speak english

and while we're at it:

someone buy these idiot frenchies some CONSONANTS - what kind of language has words with 5 vowels in a row and NO consonant..
they need to team up with the russians and between the two of them they can make some legible words!!!

where are you?

no wonder french people are so bitchy, imagine growing up and everyone around you sounds like an annoying mother fucker... INCLUDING YOURSELF!

Solid Bob · 09-14-2006, 09:28 PM

Great thread

Spunky · 09-14-2006, 09:30 PM

I thought it was Poutine

reynold · 09-14-2006, 09:32 PM

The Taxi trilogy is one of the most entertaining French movies I've seen. Good thing they include English translations on them.

sickkittens · 09-14-2006, 09:34 PM

"You sound like a dog, with peanut butter on the roof a your mouth!"

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-14-2006, 09:47 PM

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Kevsh · 09-14-2006, 10:02 PM

I'd take a french accent over a southern drawl any day of the week, and twice on dimanche.

MetaMan · 09-14-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

I'd take a french accent over a southern drawl any day of the week, and twice on dimanche.

i was just in the south and the accent down there is funny and polite in a cyte sort of way.

french people sound like they have shit in their mouth or part of their tongue missing.

i think it is rated the ugliest accent on earth (french "canadians") (they are not canadian they just live in my country like a virus)

Jakke PNG · 09-14-2006, 11:00 PM

French sounds a lot better than English.
..as an outsider that speaks both languages, and neither are my 1st language.

German, russian etc sound horrible.. Finnish probably too, but I can't judge it since it's MY language.

rodney25 · 09-14-2006, 11:14 PM

It's hard to learn French. I always get confused with the pronounciation..

pornjudge · 09-15-2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i was just in the south and the accent down there is funny and polite in a cyte sort of way.

french people sound like they have shit in their mouth or part of their tongue missing.

i think it is rated the ugliest accent on earth (french "canadians") (they are not canadian they just live in my country like a virus)

And who are you to judge? You're just jealous because you can't speak french or to stupid to learn it? Remember Metaman when you asked a french girl:

VOULER VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR and the girl told you:

Bien, Non Metaman. Tu est laid comme le cue d'un cochon et tes dents son toute croche comme la tour de pisa. Laisse moi tranquille

Stop insulting the human race & get to learn about them Metaman.

Webby · 09-15-2006, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pornjudge

And who are you to judge? You're just jealous because you can't speak french or to stupid to learn it? Remember Metaman when you asked a french girl:

VOULER VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR and the girl told you:

Bien, Non Metaman. Tu est laid comme le cue d'un cochon et tes dents son toute croche comme la tour de pisa. Laisse moi tranquille

Stop insulting the human race & get to learn about them Metaman.

Solid Bob · 09-15-2006, 01:25 AM

Damn the frenchies sure are touchy.

Webby · 09-15-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

Damn the frenchies sure are touchy.

Touchy? Are there *any* French on this thread??

bausch · 09-15-2006, 01:39 AM

I like french accents. I think it sounds high class and sophisticated.

pathmaster · 09-15-2006, 03:55 AM

oh Really?

MetaMan · 09-15-2006, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pornjudge

And who are you to judge? You're just jealous because you can't speak french or to stupid to learn it? Remember Metaman when you asked a french girl:

VOULER VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR and the girl told you:

Bien, Non Metaman. Tu est laid comme le cue d'un cochon et tes dents son toute croche comme la tour de pisa. Laisse moi tranquille

Stop insulting the human race & get to learn about them Metaman.

do you speak Ukrainian? i guess you are just to stupid to learn it.

my ex girlfriend was french, spoke better french than english, was from Timmins Ontario where it is French like poutine, so nice try.

do not try to insult me if you do not even have the slightest clue.

wow you tried your best to make fun of me in a different language, this kind of joke has never been used before! i am almost amazed at your originality, i mean WOW you are so impressing that all the french kids at school will pick you second last for all the sports teams from now on! you are now dubbed "Captain Poutine - the worlds greatest frenchman on earth!"

we salute you!

=^..^= · 09-15-2006, 08:49 AM

im in quebec - the french is worse here than in france

they dont say OUI like "wee"
they say WUACK - like a fucking duck.. its SOOOOOOOOOO annoying

my partner and I have have renamed this province QUACKBEC

E$_manager · 09-15-2006, 09:53 AM

No, their language is beautiful, better than German at least.

Holly · 09-15-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

I'd take a french accent over a southern drawl any day of the week, and twice on dimanche.

FetishTom · 09-15-2006, 10:13 AM

I am sorry but I am not seeing a problem here. Just do what all right thinking Englishmen do and make them speak English.

This will solve all problems and in the long run they will thank you for it.

godisdead · 09-15-2006, 10:36 AM

Maybe the French are chewing vegetables all day.

Boobs · 09-15-2006, 10:53 AM

i love the french language especially when a hot chick talks it oh man oh man

xxxdesign-net · 09-15-2006, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by =^..^=

someone buy these idiot frenchies some CONSONANTS -

lol Oh tell us how you really feel...

xxxdesign-net · 09-15-2006, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by =^..^=

they dont say OUI like "wee"
they say WUACK - like a fucking duck..

mmh.. we sell Q-tips here too... Try to buy some..

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-15-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

No, their language is beautiful, better than German at least.

I like them both.. they turn me on lol

Jman · 09-15-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i was just in the south and the accent down there is funny and polite in a cyte sort of way.

french people sound like they have shit in their mouth or part of their tongue missing.

i think it is rated the ugliest accent on earth (french "canadians") (they are not canadian they just live in my country like a virus)

LMAO Yeah right and where are your origins from?

French Canadians where one of the first to land in Canada and that is why they took Quebec as a province for it's got tons of natural ressources and as a port of entry from the Atlantic for import and export trade.

I was in Calgary couple of weekends ago and I must tell you compare to Montreal, Calgary is boring as hell. If it wasn't for the tattoo convention I would of probably bailed couple of days earlier.

Canadians are canadians (french or english) you are just a racist fuckhead my brother and by the looks of it an Angry one.

MetaMan · 09-15-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

LMAO Yeah right and where are your origins from?

French Canadians where one of the first to land in Canada and that is why they took Quebec as a province for it's got tons of natural ressources and as a port of entry from the Atlantic for import and export trade.

I was in Calgary couple of weekends ago and I must tell you compare to Montreal, Calgary is boring as hell. If it wasn't for the tattoo convention I would of probably bailed couple of days earlier.

Canadians are canadians (french or english) you are just a racist fuckhead my brother and by the looks of it an Angry one.

LOLLLLLL i am far from being angry, i am actually really layed back and few things set me off if anything. you will never see me threaten anyone unless i am first threatened, i love all.

i just like to see the frenchies get all pissy, there are lots of them here so it is pretty easy.

i never said calgary was the funnest city on earth, and i am sure montreal isnt either. calgary overall is a great city and growing to fast for its own good atm. alot of people from out of town say we have a great club scene which we do. lots of good looking younger women also, i think we are lacking alot of milfs because the city is alot of transient people in the mid 20s.

i have never been to montreal but i heard it is an awesome city, that is not being debated here.

i am not a fuckhead, you are not Hulk Hogan and i am not your brother.

gangbangjoe · 09-15-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

French sounds a lot better than English.
..as an outsider that speaks both languages, and neither are my 1st language.

German, russian etc sound horrible.. Finnish probably too, but I can't judge it since it's MY language.

german sounds horrible?

stimmt gar nicht

headless ghost · 09-15-2006, 11:49 AM

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borked · 09-15-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ever heard a frenchman talk? FUCKING ANNOYING.

they all sound like they are chewing on some sort of veggies,

can anyone explain this?

Well I chose to up roots and live in France.

Even married a frenchie.

Love talking l'argo. Love talking the language. Love the people.
But I live in the South.

Don't know what encounter rocked your boat, but after living for 5 years in the States, I could easily make the same statement about you folk.

scottybuzz · 09-15-2006, 01:42 PM

lol crazy

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	im in quebec - the french is worse here than in france they dont say OUI like "wee" they say WUACK - like a fucking duck.. its SOOOOOOOOOO annoying my partner and I have have renamed this province QUACKBEC __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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