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Klen · 09-15-2006, 07:10 AM

Celibacy?Which means you cant watch porn,you cant have sex with anyone.
I wouldnt.I cant imagine my life without sex.

Fucksakes · 09-15-2006, 07:11 AM

are you offering?

carol.prime · 09-15-2006, 07:12 AM

SURE

I can live without sex... as long as I can shop and travel anytime I want.

Klen · 09-15-2006, 07:17 AM

Females maybe can but males definatly no

AssPirate · 09-15-2006, 07:21 AM

I'm an eunuch, do I count?

But shopping, eating out, travelling and just being a world travelling bum ain't that bad.

JD · 09-15-2006, 07:52 AM

sure. but I'd use half of it to have you erased so I could bang again ;)

BluewireAngie · 09-15-2006, 07:58 AM

Why not!

E$_manager · 09-15-2006, 08:04 AM

Like 40 days 40 nights? I could.

LittleSassy · 09-15-2006, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Celibacy?Which means you cant watch porn,you cant have sex with anyone.
I wouldnt.I cant imagine my life without sex.

forever? no thank you...

fallenmuffin · 09-15-2006, 08:23 AM

I don't see why not but I wouldn't do it just for the money that would be the wrong reason. The money would need to be a side effect of my decision.

E$_manager · 09-15-2006, 08:35 AM

You just go to a monastery and get the money for that. The only problem is that you will not need those money there and you will probably get them only in the end of your life

Lykos · 09-15-2006, 09:16 AM

Nope...never

v4 media · 09-15-2006, 09:22 AM

can you knock one off?

Z · 09-15-2006, 09:46 AM

Yup...sure would.

pornguy · 09-15-2006, 09:49 AM

I would consider it

martinsc · 09-15-2006, 09:52 AM

i would think about it...

scottybuzz · 09-15-2006, 10:12 AM

maybe maybe

madawgz · 09-15-2006, 10:14 AM

for a billion , fucking right i would

woj · 09-15-2006, 11:31 AM

doubt it....

godisdead · 09-15-2006, 11:41 AM

Forget it!

Vitasoy · 09-15-2006, 01:48 PM

I would have to think long and hard about it

Barefootsies · 09-15-2006, 01:56 PM

Sorry. Money doesn't buy happiness. And there are some things I would not settle on a dollar amount for. Celebicy being one of them.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-15-2006, 01:59 PM

as long as i can still whack my pudd, i give myself better pleasure than any woman can do anyway...

Skillz Unlimited · 09-15-2006, 02:02 PM

Can i still jerk off? On second thought tho, what would be the point of having a billion dollars if you cant bang the hot chics that come along with having that type of money. Unless you have a family, it's almost useless. Then, if you do have a family, your wife will leave you or cheat because she needs dick. Sounds like a no win situation.

notabook · 09-15-2006, 03:21 PM

One fucking billion? Hell yeah, I’d even let you cut out my balls.

Nookster · 09-15-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Females maybe can but males definatly no

I beg to differ. My fiancee is more of a horndog than me...and that's pretty much impossible.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-15-2006, 06:27 PM

sure, why not! i'm pretty sure i can survive that

gecko · 09-15-2006, 06:36 PM

Can I beat my meat?

ungratefulninja · 09-15-2006, 06:41 PM

Some of my relationships have seemed like that anyway, so at least I'd be rich.

squishypimp · 09-15-2006, 06:55 PM

yeah ill do it

Miguel T · 09-15-2006, 07:06 PM

No. I am a MAN!

bausch · 09-15-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime

SURE

I can live without sex... as long as I can shop and travel anytime I want.

Fuck yea, me too. Sex is useless and lame. Who the fuck needs sex when you got a billion dollars? Fuck, I don't even need sex now and I'm not even rich. Fuck sex.

It's all about the money. Everything else can go fuck itself.

Shopping and spending money is orgasmic in itself. Much better than sex actually.

Sex is wayyyy overrated and something that people built up to be better than it is so that humand will procreate, but sex itself is not even good.

Vegas Ken · 09-15-2006, 08:52 PM

Wouldn't be able to do it. My wife would kill me

Darrell · 09-16-2006, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris
Females maybe can but males definatly no

I'm guessing you've never had a relationship with a women?

09-15-2006, 07:10 AM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Would you receive one billion dolar in exchange for.... Celibacy?Which means you cant watch porn,you cant have sex with anyone. I wouldnt.I cant imagine my life without sex.

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Females maybe can but males definatly no

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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	I don't see why not but I wouldn't do it just for the money that would be the wrong reason. The money would need to be a side effect of my decision.

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E$_manager Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pink adult dreams Posts: 13,557	You just go to a monastery and get the money for that. The only problem is that you will not need those money there and you will probably get them only in the end of your life __________________ Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks! Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

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09-15-2006, 02:02 PM	#24
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Can i still jerk off? On second thought tho, what would be the point of having a billion dollars if you cant bang the hot chics that come along with having that type of money. Unless you have a family, it's almost useless. Then, if you do have a family, your wife will leave you or cheat because she needs dick. Sounds like a no win situation.

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