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Pete-KT · 09-13-2006, 08:39 AM

Im sitting at the Hotel office today helping my dad out with some paperwork when this guy comes in from some church program that helps people with addictions, so he starts babling about how they have a 92% rate of helping people get off there addictions, so then he starts asking if i Know anyone with drinking, smoking, drugs, porn, or gambling problems. My dad starts laughing and says to him, Oh Pete owns a Porn company. the guy gave me a dirty look turned around and walked right out.

That made me laugh today

Ben.Z · 09-13-2006, 08:40 AM

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-13-2006, 08:41 AM

Jessica Rosalini · 09-13-2006, 08:41 AM

I've had some people look at me weird being a in adult and being a women

Tanker · 09-13-2006, 08:41 AM

hahahah thats funny! one of my friends likes to pretend he IS satan when the mormons come to the door and they will help you with anything painting the fence washing the walk it doesnt matter you can put them to work!

Mr. Romance · 09-13-2006, 08:41 AM

thats great

Mr. Romance

the alchemist · 09-13-2006, 08:41 AM

Hahaha damn, I wish I could have been there to see that

media · 09-13-2006, 08:42 AM

Thats great man... I have a sticker on my door that says "No Soliciting, This Includes Jesus!" works pretty good..

Brad Mitchell · 09-13-2006, 08:44 AM

hahahaaahahh

sweetums · 09-13-2006, 08:44 AM

The funniest part is I can just see you looking over at the guy with that grin on your face as pop made that statement LOL

StuartD · 09-13-2006, 08:44 AM

That's awesome! I guess he thought you were beyond helping.

I hope the next person he goes to, he says they have a 91% rate of helping people.

Juicy D. Links · 09-13-2006, 08:44 AM

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seeric · 09-13-2006, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Im sitting at the Hotel office today helping my dad out with some paperwork when this guy comes in from some church program that helps people with addictions, so he starts babling about how they have a 92% rate of helping people get off there addictions, so then he starts asking if i Know anyone with drinking, smoking, drugs, porn, or gambling problems. My dad starts laughing and says to him, Oh Pete owns a Porn company. the guy gave me a dirty look turned around and walked right out.

That made me laugh today

you better not give him my number

i've had enough of that bible beating crap. i do support the helping people with drugs thing. some people aren't strong in the bran enough to do drugs and still have a normal life.

nico-t · 09-13-2006, 08:55 AM

hahaha those hypocrite religious pedos are funny at times

Phoenix · 09-13-2006, 08:55 AM

your dad owns a hotel?

Special Ed · 09-13-2006, 08:57 AM

I wished I was there to talk to the fucking retard.

Monique Niccole · 09-13-2006, 08:58 AM

classic

Pete-KT · 09-13-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

your dad owns a hotel?

Ya he owns 2 of them we had 3 but just sold one

carol.prime · 09-13-2006, 09:05 AM

Who needs help now? The church guy seems know how to talk the talk but doesn't know how to walk.

media · 09-13-2006, 09:05 AM

There was this one guy who was completely repulsed when I told him I was in the adult industry a long time ago... We were in the bar, and he was like "Oh you know people get addicted to that stuff! You should be asamed of yourself for getting people addicted to that stuff!" and I said "HAHA, coming from someone I've seen shove over $100 into a poker machine in the bar, and getting upset that he's losing! That's very hypocritical no?" and he shut up pretty quick..

DamageX · 09-13-2006, 09:11 AM

Haha, Kodak moment.

fr0gman · 09-13-2006, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Im sitting at the Hotel office today helping my dad out with some paperwork when this guy comes in from some church program that helps people with addictions, so he starts babling about how they have a 92% rate of helping people get off there addictions, so then he starts asking if i Know anyone with drinking, smoking, drugs, porn, or gambling problems. My dad starts laughing and says to him, Oh Pete owns a Porn company. the guy gave me a dirty look turned around and walked right out.

That made me laugh today

So I guess that would make you an 8%'er.

Pete-KT · 09-13-2006, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman

So I guess that would make you an 8%'er.

I guess so Im the minority to him then

lesbodojo · 09-13-2006, 09:23 AM

haha I love that your Dad said that. So many people are not honest with their parents about what they do. Good for you.

bknoob · 09-13-2006, 09:24 AM

Vegas Ken · 09-13-2006, 09:33 AM

Classic !
You both must have laughed you asses off after he left.

LittleSassy · 09-13-2006, 09:39 AM

haha...i can just imagine his face

IWantU_Jeff · 09-13-2006, 09:58 AM

lol

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WebairGerard · 09-13-2006, 10:00 AM

that is great! LOL

martinsc · 09-13-2006, 10:01 AM

hahahaha

adonthenet · 09-13-2006, 10:02 AM

LOL STRONG ONE!!! ahhaha

Sparks · 09-13-2006, 10:04 AM

That's really funny. The Jahovas Witnesses were here about 2 weeks ago, but I told them nicely I wasn't interested.

I wish they wouldn't come around. If I wanted religion I would find it.

nojob · 09-13-2006, 10:08 AM

I am in the same professional complex as the Christian Meeting Room. I always look both ways leaving the office late at night.

bastardsquad · 09-13-2006, 10:08 AM

haha...so awesome...

Sosa · 09-13-2006, 10:12 AM

lol awesome

Vitasoy · 09-13-2006, 10:15 AM

so much for the help

the alchemist · 09-13-2006, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

There was this one guy who was completely repulsed when I told him I was in the adult industry a long time ago... We were in the bar, and he was like "Oh you know people get addicted to that stuff! You should be asamed of yourself for getting people addicted to that stuff!" and I said "HAHA, coming from someone I've seen shove over $100 into a poker machine in the bar, and getting upset that he's losing! That's very hypocritical no?" and he shut up pretty quick..

lol... Coming from someone in bar is already hypocritical... Porn doesn't melt brain cells!

SinisterStudios · 09-13-2006, 12:40 PM

Haha thats classic

J. Falcon · 09-13-2006, 01:00 PM

lol your dad's cool

Jessica Rosalini · 09-13-2006, 01:11 PM

that's great

sharp · 09-13-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

That's awesome! I guess he thought you were beyond helping.

I hope the next person he goes to, he says they have a 91% rate of helping people.

sickkittens · 09-13-2006, 01:37 PM

Did you at least give the guy a free trial?

WiredGuy · 09-13-2006, 01:50 PM

So I guess you're in the 8% that don't make it

WG

SlamDesigns · 09-13-2006, 02:59 PM

You should have told him the name of the company as he left.

KustomKowgurl · 09-13-2006, 03:05 PM

Haha! That's hilarious!

notabook · 09-13-2006, 04:16 PM

That's fucking perfect lmao. I can't believe he didn't offer to help you with your ?addiction? to porn though =(

reynold · 09-13-2006, 06:31 PM

I bet he'll be back with some of his buddies..

MandyBlake · 09-13-2006, 07:11 PM

you mean he didn't want to help you???? awwww.

E$_manager · 09-13-2006, 07:43 PM

funny. Why didn't he try to save your soul?

E$_manager · 09-13-2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

you mean he didn't want to help you???? awwww.

may be the case was too difficult for him?

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