Management lesson - GoFuckYourself.com

JayDeeZee · 09-13-2006, 06:34 AM

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really
fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and
accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened...?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

RayVega · 09-13-2006, 06:39 AM

Good one. Good lesson.

MyNameIsNobody · 09-13-2006, 06:39 AM

true that..! good lesson..

Klen · 09-13-2006, 06:40 AM

HA HA HA.I could try this lesson.

martinsc · 09-13-2006, 06:41 AM

hehehe good one

09-13-2006, 06:34 AM	#1
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	Management lesson Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. __________________

09-13-2006, 06:39 AM	#2
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Good one. Good lesson. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

09-13-2006, 06:39 AM	#3
MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	true that..! good lesson.. __________________ MyNameIsNobody - ICQ: 279-601-583

09-13-2006, 06:41 AM	#5
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	hehehe good one __________________ Make Money

09-13-2006, 06:40 AM	#4
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	HA HA HA.I could try this lesson.