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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    Jury Summons --- FUCK!

    How do you make sure to not get picked for the jury without being too obvious? I had one of these back in Chicago and I was lucky I didn't get picked for jury duty.
  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #2
    You are so important to the operation of a business that your absence will cause that business to fail.

    It's a legitamte reason that's granted all the time. Ask for this excuse in writing.

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    • Mohawk Steve
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      • Apr 2005
      • 3223

      #3
      Tell them you have many goat you need produce sexy-time explosion from, or Uzbekistani giant will beat you.
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      • xNetworx
        So Fucking What
        • Jan 2004
        • 14445

        #4
        Originally posted by Steve PP
        Tell them you have many goat you need produce sexy-time explosion from, or Uzbekistani giant will beat you.
        I'll tell them I will crush them

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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445

          #5
          Originally posted by dissipate
          You are so important to the operation of a business that your absence will cause that business to fail.

          It's a legitamte reason that's granted all the time. Ask for this excuse in writing.
          Hmmm... not a bad idea.

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          • SiMpLe
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 3221

            #6
            My brother got jury duty friday and we haven't seen him at work since!
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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #7
              Well last one I was on I knew one of the attorneys, and the judge asked me if it would influence my descision, and I said.. "yes Im pretty sure it will" I was on my way then.

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              • Juilan
                Sultan of Swing
                • Feb 2004
                • 15141

                #8
                When you are interviewed and asked if you have anything against the defendant or defense, Say "no not really... but that guy (point at defense attorney) flipped me the bird this morning in traffic"
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                • Azlord
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2651

                  #9
                  I just got one too. For the 4th of Oct... weird.

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                  • Mohawk Steve
                    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 3223

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                    I'll tell them I will crush them
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                    • Big_Red
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 4147

                      #11
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                      • xNetworx
                        So Fucking What
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 14445

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Juilan
                        When you are interviewed and asked if you have anything against the defendant or defense, Say "no not really... but that guy (point at defense attorney) flipped me the bird this morning in traffic"
                        Good one, but me thinks they won't buy it.

                        Originally posted by Azlord
                        I just got one too. For the 4th of Oct... weird.
                        Dude if we end up on the same jury that will be fucked!

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                        • Ace_luffy
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 12166

                          #13
                          damn totally sucks...


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                          • MrJackMeHoff
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4569

                            #14
                            yeah i always say I need to run my business. I got out of it twice.. I'll never go.. Fuck justice.

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                            • cspdinc
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 724

                              #15
                              I told them I hated the city so much for denying my damage claims on my car (long story there) that id vote opposite whichever way common sense pointed too just to spite them. They tongue lashed me, told me to go home and took me off the list forever.

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                              • free4porn
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 4654

                                #16
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                                • Azlord
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 2651

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pimpporn
                                  Good one, but me thinks they won't buy it.



                                  Dude if we end up on the same jury that will be fucked!

                                  I bet if we tell them what we do, we don't get chosen lol.

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                                  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 16502

                                    #18
                                    id go... you get put up in a hotel and free food and shit... its worth it...

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                                    • xNetworx
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 14445

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LOL :D
                                      id go... you get put up in a hotel and free food and shit... its worth it...

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                                      • After Shock Media
                                        It's coming look busy
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 35299

                                        #20
                                        So damn typical of people. What is the damn problem with serving for jury duty. None of that financial BS either. Most everyone can take the time needed to serve without it hurting their business at all in reality.

                                        Scares the living fuck out of me actually. It is one of the things that really worry me about working in this industry. If I ever do need to go to court, I am going to end up with a pool of jurors that either are not smart enough to figure their own way out of jury duty since nobody wants to serve, or if I am real lucky at least one or two people who do not mind serving. Yet with my luck they will be nosey bodies that have a closed mind from the start.

                                        Then people have the nerve to bitch and moan about legal cases on here all the time giving their opinions left and right. Or worse, feel safe that they can prevail in court if they need to someday specially on some obscenity charge.

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                                        • xNetworx
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 14445

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                          So damn typical of people. What is the damn problem with serving for jury duty. None of that financial BS either. Most everyone can take the time needed to serve without it hurting their business at all in reality.

                                          Scares the living fuck out of me actually. It is one of the things that really worry me about working in this industry. If I ever do need to go to court, I am going to end up with a pool of jurors that either are not smart enough to figure their own way out of jury duty since nobody wants to serve, or if I am real lucky at least one or two people who do not mind serving. Yet with my luck they will be nosey bodies that have a closed mind from the start.

                                          Then people have the nerve to bitch and moan about legal cases on here all the time giving their opinions left and right. Or worse, feel safe that they can prevail in court if they need to someday specially on some obscenity charge.
                                          Why don't you just head on down to the court and volunteer?

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                                          • Juilan
                                            Sultan of Swing
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 15141

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pimpporn
                                            Good one, but me thinks they won't buy it.

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                                            • After Shock Media
                                              It's coming look busy
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 35299

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                              Why don't you just head on down to the court and volunteer?
                                              I already served this year.

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