the making of a suicide bomber - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 09-12-2006, 06:47 PM

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .

No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No gumbo No jambalaya No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.

madawgz · 09-12-2006, 06:53 PM

people who live in iraq or somewhere over there arnt worrying about those things...only we do

Grapesoda · 09-12-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

people who live in iraq or somewhere over there arnt worrying about those things...only we do

that's not true . . they are very worried about that stuff . . they worry day and night about that stuff and they gonna make damn sure you don't have any of it

09-12-2006, 06:47 PM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	the making of a suicide bomber Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . . No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No gumbo No jambalaya No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey.

09-12-2006, 06:53 PM	#2
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	people who live in iraq or somewhere over there arnt worrying about those things...only we do __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.