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clip4free 09-11-2006 04:12 PM

This pic deserves a photoshop....

good one...

BusterBunny 09-11-2006 04:16 PM

damn time outs :mad:

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

Hey man, that is my future bride :321GFY

topshelfdesign 09-11-2006 04:19 PM

much nicer.....
http://ashlee.us/components/com_akog...5_53165609.jpg

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortbread

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica9.bmp

1200mics 09-11-2006 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny


:pimp looks sexy :)

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 04:32 PM

No, this is sexy
http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica10.bmp

Spunky 09-11-2006 04:33 PM

I don't care if she's a smart as a sack of hammers..I'd hit that hard

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-11-2006 04:35 PM

Jessica is yummy.

dougeetx 09-11-2006 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny


http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...itit-29848.jpg

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topshelfdesign

I hate her :mad:

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 04:58 PM

She is much better than the sister any day :)


http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica8.bmp

Mr. Romance 09-11-2006 05:00 PM

she turned me on when she was married as well

Mr. Romance

aico 09-11-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topshelfdesign

Nicer as in she's nice to me, or nicer as in better looking?

Cuz that girl is a fucking dog when it comes to looks, and she can't sing worth a shit, not that that matters these days, but...

damonx 09-11-2006 05:08 PM

hot and fuckable!

reynold 09-11-2006 06:27 PM

She's one of the hottest blondes I've seen. :thumbsup

2HousePlague 09-11-2006 06:34 PM

Older-wiser looks real good, though she's always had that spark in her eye.

2hp

TheHatchet 09-11-2006 06:35 PM

No smarter then a Fleshlight :2 cents:

Thomas N 09-11-2006 07:27 PM

Is she still trying to claim those tits are real?

cspdinc 09-11-2006 07:37 PM

nothing more dangerous than a beautifull girl people fawn over with more money than brain cells... she probaly leaves carnage wherever she goes in her personal doings. because- shes got the money, so no matter HOW stupid - shes gotta be right. all the time...

seeric 09-11-2006 07:45 PM

i'd hit it from here to texas

L0rdJuni0r 09-11-2006 07:52 PM

bimbo, slut, skank, hoe.... i'd still lick her booty hole squeeky clean!! :)

drjones 09-11-2006 07:53 PM

Theres something wrong with her eyes.. she just has this "I'm bat-shit insane" look to her face.. and not in a sexy way, more like a Hannibal Lector kind of way.

Her eyes are just plain fucking scary. From the neck down though, she is flawlessl, from what I've seen

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarryTheHatchet
No smarter then a Fleshlight :2 cents:

who cares :mad:

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Older-wiser looks real good, though she's always had that spark in her eye.

2hp

I know what you mean

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica11.jpg

xNetworx 09-11-2006 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.

:1orglaugh

She wouldn't even let you eat her booger :1orglaugh

cashman 09-11-2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lev 09-11-2006 08:58 PM

she is too hot

kimzar 09-11-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence
You guys are funny. She is not anything with two legs. She is hot, but stupid.
http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica8.jpg

Nice Ass :thumbsup

Zalez 09-11-2006 09:23 PM

She's got a killer body

shynfine 09-11-2006 09:28 PM

great photochop.. haha

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kimzar
Nice Ass :thumbsup

Oh yes :)

DateDoc 09-11-2006 10:18 PM

call her whatever you want but she is smoking hot!

Chong 09-11-2006 10:22 PM


Vegas Ken 09-11-2006 10:28 PM

A Married or Divorved Jessica Turns me on! I admire an intelligent woman. OOPS, did I post that out loud?

rodney25 09-11-2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny


Always on time! :thumbsup

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 10:51 PM

Wow, Nice Rack :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-11-2006 10:55 PM

i'd rather fuck her sister

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4...lee1024ry6.jpg
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9...mpson11kg8.jpg

UniversalPassLorence 09-11-2006 11:38 PM

No way. There is no comparison :mad:

BusterBunny 09-11-2006 11:40 PM

:1orglaugh :pimp

Kimo 09-12-2006 12:05 AM

id hit it like whoa

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-12-2006 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence
No way. There is no comparison :mad:

to each his own

theres something about ashlee that makes her more attractive then jessica to me

GoNe 09-12-2006 03:43 AM

She is drop-dead gorgeous if you ask me but yeah she could use a few more braincells. :)

fuzzylogic 09-12-2006 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjones
Theres something wrong with her eyes.. she just has this "I'm bat-shit insane" look to her face.. and not in a sexy way, more like a Hannibal Lector kind of way.

Her eyes are just plain fucking scary. From the neck down though, she is flawlessl, from what I've seen


i believe it's because her eyes are too far apart. i totally find her face unattractive. she has a great interviewing personality though!

Gambit 09-12-2006 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

Thats hot.

BlueDesignStudios 09-12-2006 04:51 AM

she's hot as!!

Klen 09-12-2006 04:56 AM

I realy dont care for any celebrity no matter how hot

topshelfdesign 09-12-2006 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
Nicer as in she's nice to me, or nicer as in better looking?

Cuz that girl is a fucking dog when it comes to looks, and she can't sing worth a shit, not that that matters these days, but...

nicer as in much better looking ;)
ill enver forget the first time is aw ashlee on TV :angel

GrouchyAdmin 09-12-2006 05:06 AM

Even if it's hot enough to fuck, remember, there's other time that would be spent. Forget that. She's too fucking stupid and worthess. She can't cook, can't carry on a coversation, and is, well, she's not homely, but she hung out with Hilton, so you now have crabs.

Quagmire 09-12-2006 05:29 AM

I'd plow her but I don't think I could stand dating or marrying her because of her stupidity. All her money couldn't make up for the complete lack of reasonable conversation.


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