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Trixxxia · 09-15-2006, 10:43 AM

WTF is up with people nowadays!!!!!

From Yahoo:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/fake_penis_scare

MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

LiveDose · 09-15-2006, 10:45 AM

So many fuckin' weird losers in sleepy towns.

seeandsee · 09-15-2006, 10:46 AM

What a daily shit !!!

media · 09-15-2006, 10:47 AM

LOL... so much effort to pass a drug test... at least if he comes outta jail after 90 days he will pass any drug test.. hahahaha

Boobs · 09-15-2006, 10:48 AM

Trixxxia · 09-15-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

LOL... so much effort to pass a drug test... at least if he comes outta jail after 90 days he will pass any drug test.. hahahaha

I just don't understand what the dildo would do? Was he supposed to add it to his dick to pee? InsaneCockPisser? LMAO

Do people giving the drug test watch you whip out the tool and pee? **never took a drug pee test for a job**

Monstaman · 09-15-2006, 11:10 AM

Thats some sick shit

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	WEIRD:: Fake Penis Scare WTF is up with people nowadays!!!!! From Yahoo: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/fake_penis_scare MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store. Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test. The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police. Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

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