Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30136

    #1

    Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis

    must of been a pretty strong urge ....

    September 8, 2006 9:59 p.m. EST

    Yvonne Lee -
    Bratislava, Slovakia (AHN) - Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis.

    Police say the 42-year-old man was half naked while driving an old Citroen in the town of Levice.

    He crashed after ignoring a "give way" sign.

    Police officer Peter Polak tells Reuters, "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis."

    He adds, "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

    The man was hospitalized with head injuries.
    new niche: auto-sex ....
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    Damn..talk about embarrassing..lol

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    • pussyluver
      Clueless OleMan
      • Mar 2003
      • 11009

      #3
      Wonder how many people have jacked off while driving?

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      • GrouchyAdmin
        Now choke yourself!
        • Apr 2006
        • 12085

        #4
        Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?

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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30136

          #5
          Originally posted by toonpornblog
          Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?
          seek treatment, it is urgent!
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • pussyluver
            Clueless OleMan
            • Mar 2003
            • 11009

            #6
            Originally posted by toonpornblog
            Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?
            Maybe he'll ask congress for legislation?

            They'll call it the "Wanker Bill" HR-353535

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            • Xplicit
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 3558

              #7
              It was a fleshlight!!!

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              • MaLayLaH

                #8

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47882

                  #9
                  hahahh nicely owned himself...
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                  • GrouchyAdmin
                    Now choke yourself!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 12085

                    #10
                    There's always the alternative:

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                    • Jarmusch
                       
                      • May 2003
                      • 12479

                      #11
                      So the poor guy was doing penis enlargement exercises on his way to work, what's the big deal about it other than he must have a very busy schedule?

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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        We jump to the pump for you!

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          i know someone who did the same thing........passed out while driving while he was using his auto head machine......ended up smashing into a tree and sat there til the cops came and woke him up......needless to say they thought it was fucking hillarous
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                          • blazi
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 4321

                            #14
                            haha people crack me up!!

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                            • Aquarius
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4754

                              #15
                              lol hillarous!

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                              • Doctor Dre
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                too many fucked up people on this planet
                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • Vitasoy
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  that has to suck


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                                  • SlamDesigns
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 2339

                                    #18
                                    See, this kind of shit doesn't ever happen in America. You know why? Because U.S. cops would laugh for 20 minutes, call their friends to bring video cameras to the scene, record the crazy son of a bitch, send the tape to Americas Funniest Videos....and then, and only then...they would finally call for medical help.

                                    And as for the guy being sent to the hospital for "head injuries"....oh shit, make up your own joke on that one...it's just too damn easy.

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                                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                      I guarantee it
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 18314

                                      #19
                                      that is funny stuff.

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                                      • free4porn
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                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 4654

                                        #20
                                        should have just pulled over lol
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                                        • martinsc
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 27047

                                          #21
                                          lol... imagine using a fleshlight while driving...
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                                          • salesman
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                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 1534

                                            #22
                                            yes, that happened in my country. embarassing. I wonder where did you get the translated message from.

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