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CuriousToyBoy · 09-08-2006, 06:52 PM

OK, first Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter does, impaled by a stingray barb.

A mere couple of days later, Peter Brock, an Australian touring and V* supercar driving legend, died when he trashed his car against a tree in a targa rally (off road racing).

WHat are the odds of 2, well known, mainly well respected and HIGH profile Australian celebrities and luminaries, BOTH dying, WITHIN a week, and BOTH doing something that they LOVE ?

Fucked up.

So you laugh or you cry.

This appeared on my cell phone as a text this morning.....

[b]So Steve Irwin is up in heaven, and he turns to God and says, "You fucking idiot, I said I wanted a CROC, not a BROCK.[b]

Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself.

Lykos · 09-08-2006, 07:31 PM

sick indeed

hehe

betabomb · 09-08-2006, 07:35 PM

don't celebrity deaths usually come in 3's

budz · 09-08-2006, 07:36 PM

did you hear about steve irwins sunblock ?

they had to pull it off the shelves it didnt protect against killer rays

Bladewire · 09-08-2006, 07:39 PM

You do know that these weren't accidents right?

The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully.

Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb?

Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death?

These things come in threes... one more on it's way

Spunky · 09-08-2006, 07:40 PM

I'm sure Steve and Peter would want everybody to have a laugh

CuriousToyBoy · 09-08-2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit

You do know that these weren't accidents right?

The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully.

Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb?

Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death?

These things come in threes... one more on it's way

Tom aka Squirtit, died, killed by a tower of falling gay porn DVDs.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-09-2006, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I'm sure Steve and Peter would want everybody to have a laugh

Nice call dude.

Damian_Maxcash · 09-09-2006, 01:17 AM

I am actually on the phone to Kate in Sydney as I write this....

Shes "What are you giggling about?.."

Me "Nothing".

CuriousToyBoy · 09-09-2006, 02:58 AM

And just got another text ....

Wouldn't you think that as a man, Steve Irwin would have known that anything with two flaps that smelt like fish would find a way to break your heart

People are creative at least, even if many of us would not find that entertaining.

2c

Thee Johnclave · 09-09-2006, 03:16 AM

I'm with SquirtIt...

Bow to the US. Aquaman and Speedracer just took you out.

PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy

ChandieGirl · 09-09-2006, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Tom aka Squirtit, died, killed by a tower of falling gay porn DVDs.

What a way to go!

We should all be so lucky!

CuriousToyBoy · 09-09-2006, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy The Squid

PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy

John my friend, it so fucking has been altogether too long.

Mexico or Curacao ?

Let's MAKE time.

It is always a pleasure, and an experience.

Thee Johnclave · 09-09-2006, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

John my friend, it so fucking has been altogether too long.

Mexico or Curacao ?

Let's MAKE time.

It is always a pleasure, and an experience.

I'm afraid it may be neither, my friend. I have some "loose ends" that need tying up. But you'll be the first to know once they're knotted off.

See you sooner than your liver would prefer. ;)

clip4free · 09-09-2006, 12:42 PM

sick it is, but weird shit, how he died off a stupid fish...

rowan · 09-09-2006, 01:42 PM

Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste...

Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

A: They were both killed by a fishtail.

georgeyw · 09-09-2006, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-09-2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy The Squid

I'm afraid it may be neither, my friend. I have some "loose ends" that need tying up. But you'll be the first to know once they're knotted off.

See you sooner than your liver would prefer. ;)

Damn.

Vegas it may be brother.

And MY liver is ALWAYS ready to rumble. Is YOURS ?

CuriousToyBoy · 09-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste...

Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

A: They were both killed by a fishtail.

Where the fuck do they come up with this shit ?

That, although I am shaking my head, is clever.

09-08-2006, 06:52 PM	#1
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	WARNING - SICK AUSSIE JOKE (But You Laugh or You Cry) .... OK, first Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter does, impaled by a stingray barb. A mere couple of days later, Peter Brock, an Australian touring and V* supercar driving legend, died when he trashed his car against a tree in a targa rally (off road racing). WHat are the odds of 2, well known, mainly well respected and HIGH profile Australian celebrities and luminaries, BOTH dying, WITHIN a week, and BOTH doing something that they LOVE ? Fucked up. So you laugh or you cry. This appeared on my cell phone as a text this morning..... [b]So Steve Irwin is up in heaven, and he turns to God and says, "You fucking idiot, I said I wanted a CROC, not a BROCK.[b] Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	You do know that these weren't accidents right? The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully. Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb? Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death? These things come in threes... one more on it's way

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Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	I am actually on the phone to Kate in Sydney as I write this.... Shes "What are you giggling about?.." Me "Nothing".

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CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	And just got another text .... *Wouldn't you think that as a man, Steve Irwin would have known that anything with two flaps that smelt like fish would find a way to break your heart* People are creative at least, even if many of us would not find that entertaining. 2c __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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Thee Johnclave The Billz Collectaz Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 632	I'm with SquirtIt... Bow to the US. Aquaman and Speedracer just took you out. PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy __________________ Seeking large traffic deals. john at pptme dot com

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clip4free Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 852	sick it is, but weird shit, how he died off a stupid fish...

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste... Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? A: They were both killed by a fishtail.