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Old 09-08-2006, 02:55 PM   #1
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what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?











Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:56 PM   #2
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:12 PM   #5
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:16 PM   #6
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:18 PM   #8
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I wonder if Pope Benedicked has heard this one yet...

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Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:21 PM   #9
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
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Why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds?




Because theres 20 of them...


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A man takes his five-year old daughter to the gynecologist. The doctor looks at him confused. "Sir, she's a llttle young to have to see me. I can't imagine the reason for your visit? Is she sexually active?"

"Nah, the bitch just lays there like her mother."
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A man takes his five-year old daughter to the gynecologist. The doctor looks at him confused. "Sir, she's a llttle young to have to see me. I can't imagine the reason for your visit? Is she sexually active?"

"Nah, the bitch just lays there like her mother."


That is almost borderline worse than mine! haha
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