my dream right before i woke up -
i was scrambling 6 eggs in a large bowl at the front of a supermarket checkout line in bangkok, while looking at the slices of french toast hanging where the gum usually sits. in the lane next to me, pairs of contestants were in the last round of a game where they must run down a bowling alley and play an entire game of chinese checkers BY THEMSELF before tagging their partner who must do the same.
while i am scrambling eggs, a man who recognizes my name begins speaking to me, and tells me he knows me from an old friend in santa barbara that i haven't talked to in 9 years. he asks if i am still in porn because his son, who is standing naked next to him, has potential. the only problem is his son has a really small penis.
i tell them i do not do porn anymore but mainstream photography, only. trying to be helpful, i ask the son what niche he is looking to get into in Bangkok (gay, straight, tranny), and he turns his head to reveal eyeballs rolled into the back of his head and herpes sores all over his mouth.
end of dream.
i was scrambling 6 eggs in a large bowl at the front of a supermarket checkout line in bangkok, while looking at the slices of french toast hanging where the gum usually sits. in the lane next to me, pairs of contestants were in the last round of a game where they must run down a bowling alley and play an entire game of chinese checkers BY THEMSELF before tagging their partner who must do the same.
while i am scrambling eggs, a man who recognizes my name begins speaking to me, and tells me he knows me from an old friend in santa barbara that i haven't talked to in 9 years. he asks if i am still in porn because his son, who is standing naked next to him, has potential. the only problem is his son has a really small penis.
i tell them i do not do porn anymore but mainstream photography, only. trying to be helpful, i ask the son what niche he is looking to get into in Bangkok (gay, straight, tranny), and he turns his head to reveal eyeballs rolled into the back of his head and herpes sores all over his mouth.
end of dream.
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