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back 2 the top! :thumbsup
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this needs bumps :helpme
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Here's my bump :)
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bumping the night fantastic
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Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!" |
I like that one :1orglaugh
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yet more bumpage
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One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud. She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before. She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure. She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud. "Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry. Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?" The biker answers, "I'm Cess." |
Bumperoo :)
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It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark." |
bump for jokes and photos
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bump for the next prize!
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bumping :pimp
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more bumpage
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what's up people ?
Bump for you ! |
back to the top
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I'm here so lets do it guys
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I see this one is close
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What's the winning number?
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575 would be the one.
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yep 575 not to far away
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exactly 30 to go
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bump for the next one.
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I ll try to find a pic for the next prize :P
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i got mine already :winkwink:
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yet more bumpage
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One more for the cause :drinkup
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This is not going to be to long.
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lets do it
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only 20 to go
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less than 20 to go
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can we say less then less then 20 to go?
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#575 wins
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another one in.
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everyone wants it all
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