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Old 09-06-2006, 12:21 PM   #1
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Anyone know how to get the smell of sex out of your apartment?

I had a waterfall of a night and now all I smell is day old sex everywhere.
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:21 PM   #2
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:25 PM   #5
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:26 PM   #6
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:27 PM   #7
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:28 PM   #9
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Boil some vinegar and spices on the stove, or just water and spices. Though vinegar will work better even though it will smell kind of foul while you do it, that smell leaves quickly and you end up with fresh smelling air.

Now that a solution is posted that will not be listened to, admit it. You are just bragging you had sex last night and you do not really care about the smell.
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:29 PM   #10
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A box of scented arm & hammer carpet powder down for 15-20 minutes and vacuumed up will destroy many smells.
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:30 PM   #11
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open the windows, wash the sheets, febreeze the bed and carpet, and get an air neutralizer
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:30 PM   #12
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:33 PM   #13
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:34 PM   #14
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Boil some vinegar and spices on the stove, or just water and spices. Though vinegar will work better even though it will smell kind of foul while you do it, that smell leaves quickly and you end up with fresh smelling air.

Now that a solution is posted that will not be listened to, admit it. You are just bragging you had sex last night and you do not really care about the smell.

maybe a little, it was really good.

But seriously it is pungent. She must of lost a pound of fluid.
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:35 PM   #15
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:36 PM   #16
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:36 PM   #17
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:37 PM   #18
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:39 PM   #19
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Pussy smells like tuna... so buy a cat to lick everything clean.

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Old 09-06-2006, 12:40 PM   #20
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open the windows, wash the sheets, febreeze the bed and carpet, and get an air neutralizer
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:44 PM   #21
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I had a waterfall of a night and now all I smell is day old sex everywhere.

Have a bath wash your sheets and shampoo the carpets boy
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:44 PM   #22
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:45 PM   #23
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:46 PM   #24
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if it smells all that bad you might want to slide on down to the local V.D. clinic and get your shots.
if it smells bad it usually is.
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:48 PM   #25
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Old 09-06-2006, 01:05 PM   #28
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Try baking soda, just mix it with water and wipe it on the affect area. Works great on getting rid of cigarette smell off my hair.
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Try baking soda, just mix it with water and wipe it on the affect area. Works great on getting rid of cigarette smell off my hair.
Shampoo works great too and alot less messy.
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Anyone know how to get the smell of sex out of your apartment?
give the dog a good bath?
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slaughter a chicken, 3 goats and a VW beetle in yer bathroom and then burn the entrails on the living room floor with a pack of kosher hot dogs, while chanting 'hubba bubba, booooooya' over an over . . this always works for me
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