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Anyone know how to get the smell of sex out of your apartment?
I had a waterfall of a night and now all I smell is day old sex everywhere.
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Take a shit on the carpet
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1/2 gallon gasoline and a pack of matches...
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alone or with a partner?
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hehe swallow next time
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kick the dirty bitch out of your house
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It's coming look busy
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Boil some vinegar and spices on the stove, or just water and spices. Though vinegar will work better even though it will smell kind of foul while you do it, that smell leaves quickly and you end up with fresh smelling air.
Now that a solution is posted that will not be listened to, admit it. You are just bragging you had sex last night and you do not really care about the smell. ![]()
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A box of scented arm & hammer carpet powder down for 15-20 minutes and vacuumed up will destroy many smells.
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Reach for those stars!
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open the windows, wash the sheets, febreeze the bed and carpet, and get an air neutralizer
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open some window dude
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you could just be me
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bleach bomb everything
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Do Fun Shit.
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Open a window
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Pussy smells like tuna... so buy a cat to lick everything clean.
Or have an Ozone treatment - costs about $200 |
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I would just wash your dick off.. not worth saving
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if it smells all that bad you might want to slide on down to the local V.D. clinic and get your shots.
if it smells bad it usually is. |
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Aromatic candles?
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Burn some of them sented candles
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working on my tan
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Scented candles hides sex smell?
Those must be some kickass candles.
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Wash the dog.
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Stop having sex in your apartment
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Go out and buy a air purifier.
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opening the windows should be enough
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Just move.
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Try baking soda, just mix it with water and wipe it on the affect area. Works great on getting rid of cigarette smell off my hair.
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Exhaust fan helps...
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