$500 of content to be won - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 10:53 PM

We need a second page to our site. Before anyone needs to log in.

A page that explains and shows what we are doing and what we are about.

If we design it, it will be our ideas and we need yours.

It does not need to be a fancy design, it's more about the description of what we do that is important. We may have two winners, the designer and the desription and just incorporate them both together.

So take a look at the site and give us your ideas.

A free pass into view the site is;

sharepix
sharepix

The winner/winners will recieve $500 worth of free content, all they have to do is sign our contract for it.

The competition will end in Next Sunday after the World Cup final.

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 10:56 PM

I forgot to mention, you can either post your ideas here or email them to us, so no one else gets to see you line of thinking:-))

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 11:00 PM

Shit Charly, you could have offerend me 300 in content and I would have done it, hell maybe even 200 ;)

The Truth · 06-21-2002, 11:02 PM

What's wrong with what you have there now..??

Your index has a link to a page that breaks it down pretty good. You also have a page that talks about you as a photographer.

Also, there's nothing to design. If you need a new page then you just just pull the header with the logo off your main page and then put your write up under that. Why would you want a whole different design that doesn't match your site..??

OR, maybe I completely misunderstood you......

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth
What's wrong with what you have there now..??

Your index has a link to a page that breaks it down pretty good. You also have a page that talks about you as a photographer.

Also, there's nothing to design. If you need a new page then you just just pull the header with the logo off your main page and then put your write up under that. Why would you want a whole different design that doesn't match your site..??

OR, maybe I completely misunderstood you......

self promotion rings a bell...

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 11:26 PM

I will explain again.

We want something that reflecst the current style of the site.

If we do it it will be our interpretation of the site, we need YOURS.

The description is everything, the current "Webmasters Info" is coming down and we need soomething "kick ass" to replace it.

What makes us different from the other 200 content providers?

It is all about "self promotion" when they have reached the site.

So Fletch go give it a bash.

The winning design/description will be used and we will require the designer to sign a model release giving us ownership.

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
It is all about "self promotion" when they have reached the site.

and many (hopefully) will reach the site via this thread ;)

The Truth · 06-21-2002, 11:30 PM

How the hell are we supposed to know what makes you different. It looks like your basic content site to me.

Think about this charly.... there are ZERO webmasters that will buy your stuff because of a nice write up.

All we want is...
good content
fair prices
easy delivery system
honesty

Hell, I bet nobody even reads that shit anyway.... but hey, it's your money.

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth
How the hell are we supposed to know what makes you different. It looks like your basic content site to me.

Think about this charly.... there are ZERO webmasters that will buy your stuff because of a nice write up.

All we want is...
good content
fair prices
easy delivery system
honesty

Hell, I bet nobody even reads that shit anyway.... but hey, it's your money.

Honestly if you think our content site is the same as every one elses you have a problem. How many other content providers shoot for Barely Legal or have had their pictures in everything from Hustler to Home Town Babes?

Quiet, this board is my fourth best source of business and fifth best source of visitors. We want something that will convert the visitor.

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth

Hell, I bet nobody even reads that shit anyway.... but hey, it's your money.

So if words are so irrelevent, why so many on your page?

The Truth · 06-21-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly

Honestly if you think our content site is the same as every one elses you have a problem. How many other content providers shoot for Barely Legal or have had their pictures in everything from Hustler to Home Town Babes?

Who really gives a FUCK..????

I buy content every week and I've always steered away from your site cuz I don't like the way you take EVERY opportunity to mention something great about yourself or your content.

Will I make more sales if I told the surfer that the photographer who took these pics also had some pics in Hustler..?? NO

This shit means nothing to me as a webmaster. All it does is help to inflate your ego.

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:45 PM

The Truth · 06-21-2002, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly

So if words are so irrelevent, why so many on your page?

We work with different mediums there charly. That page has to convince webmasters to sign up for sponsors and I have lots of experience to draw from in order to come up with those short descriptions.

All you need to do is take good pics and sell them at a reasonable price and you'll have plenty of business. When I look for content I don't care what the photographer has to say about himself.

pr0 · 06-21-2002, 11:48 PM

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth
Will I make more sales if I told the surfer that the photographer who took these pics also had some pics in Hustler..?? NO

Actually I could work that angle and get more sales for sure.

Sometimes we are not only webmasters, but salesman, if not most of the time.

PuppetMaster · 06-21-2002, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

self promotion rings a bell...

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 11:51 PM

Charly, I will surely take a crack at it for you.

I admit I have been busy with some things myself so I couldnt even get in on the SleazyDream logo contest, but I can always use some content, and love making "design for content" deals with ANY content providers with content in my interests.

Thanks for offering some of us designers that chance at getting some of your content, regardless of some statements above, as said before, Barely Legal rocks and if Flynts photo-finders buy your content, that says a lot, and I will definitely work that to my advantage.

They can knock your arrogance or ego, so what,

"If ya done it, it aint bragging" - the Duke.

I'll start tomorrow.

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:51 PM

we don't buy content - we shoot it all exclusive for my paysites. but i do spend a lot of money on other things, and i find the more someone tries to 'sell' me something, the less interested i become. show your work. references. save the bullshit.

my 2 cents.

kmanrox · 06-21-2002, 11:51 PM

charly, u should hire an american who knows how to convey what he means and put it into the english language... for real bro... you sound like a kid

PuppetMaster · 06-21-2002, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Quiet, this board is my fourth best source of business and fifth best source of visitors. We want something that will convert the visitor.

Wow. That is impressive. I guess advertising on GFY is a good way to go. How many months have you been buying ad space here?

pr0 · 06-21-2002, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
charly, u should hire an american who knows how to convey what he means and put it into the english language... for real bro... you sound like a kid

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PuppetMaster

Wow. That is impressive. I guess advertising on GFY is a good way to go. How many months have you been buying ad space here?

are you *trying* to make me spill my drink on my laptop?

PuppetMaster · 06-21-2002, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

are you *trying* to make me spill my drink on my laptop?

Why not? Those Macs can take a lot of abuse.

pr0 · 06-21-2002, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

are you *trying* to make me spill my drink on my laptop?

vanilla coke all over my desk

quiet · 06-21-2002, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by PuppetMaster

Why not? Those Macs can take a lot of abuse.

it's damn true. but please, stick with the windows lol

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by pr0

Dude sorry, but I had to see this guy wink at me

Tylo · 06-21-2002, 11:59 PM

Is that thing still going on ?? Ive been busy with business..

The Truth · 06-22-2002, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0

vanilla coke all over my desk

Man, I love that shit. I almost started a thread about it. Bought a 2 liter bottle yesterday and it was gone in about 6 hours.

Tylo · 06-22-2002, 12:02 AM

Man Im drunk wrong post ....eheheh

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

it's damn true. but please, stick with the windows lol

You can count on it. Well you personally can not COUNT on it since I do not belong to any of your sites. I did join one for a few months a couple of years back. Good stuff maynard.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 12:06 AM

edited to say: okeydokey

Paul Markham · 06-22-2002, 12:41 AM

Thanks Fletch will wait for your ideas. already had some.

Yes I self promote, but do you think the surfer, remember him the guy with the money we need to make the whole thing work, gives a shit about that?

Unfortunately too many webamsters know too much about computers and programs and too little about porn.

Anyone buying "attitude and personality" when they should be buying porn is selling his members, his sponsors, his affiliates short.

My attitude stinks, name the surfer that did not sign up because of that. They sign up to JERK off to content, not make friends. If more webmasters understood that, there income would increase. Truth so would yours, but then you do not need to earn more.

MY ATTITUDE STINKS, I'M ARROGANT. WHY? I EARNT THE RIGHT

I've made a living 25 years in this business and continue to. I've moved into a brand new arena, the Interent and already Internet sales out do magazine sales.

You want friends and nice attitudes, go down the local bar. I'm here to make money not friends. But a lot of the webmasters that buy our stuff have become friends. That's what happens when you make people money.

What are you here for?

Fletch XXX · 06-22-2002, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
You want friends and nice attitudes, go down the local bar. I'm here to make money not friends. But a lot of the webmasters that buy our stuff have become friends. That's what happens when you make people money.

What are you here for?

Only L Ron could have said it better.

Fuck yeah.

Directive #1 = Make money.

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Only L Ron could have said it better.

Fuck yeah.

Directive #1 = Make money.

You may be right but I never do business with people who put themselves above others. Why should I support the business of an arrogant jackass when there are hundreds of others who can provide the same wares as well as mutual respect?

It is called self respect. I have it. Does that make me better then those who do not? No, just better prepared for success.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
brand new arena, the Interent and already Internet sales out do magazine sales.

what's the internet? j/k.

Quote:

You want friends and nice attitudes, go down the local bar. I'm here to make money not friends. [/B]

really, than i guess because i make more money than you, i am better than you? just a question.

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

really, than i guess because i make more money than you, i am better than you? just a question.

And a good question at that. I have not seen Charly's sales stats and I doubt you have either. It is possible that he makes more coinage than you. However doubtful that may be.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 01:37 AM

quiet · 06-22-2002, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by PuppetMaster

And a good question at that. I have not seen Charly's sales stats and I doubt you have either. It is possible that he makes more coinage than you. However doubtful that may be.

not that you offered, but we haven't seen yours either ;)

Captain P · 06-22-2002, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Yes I self promote, but do you think the surfer, remember him the guy with the money we need to make the whole thing work, gives a shit about that?

You need the webmaster to make your business work first and foremost. Too bad I had to be the one to break that to ya.

Quote:

Unfortunately too many webamsters know too much about computers and programs and too little about porn.

Anyone buying "attitude and personality" when they should be buying porn is selling his members, his sponsors, his affiliates short.

You have some hardcore tunnel vision going on.
I know how to sell the surfer and your telling me about your colored past does nothing to help that.

Quote:

My attitude stinks, name the surfer that did not sign up because of that. They sign up to JERK off to content, not make friends. If more webmasters understood that, there income would increase. Truth so would yours, but then you do not need to earn more.

Why do you keep talking about the surfer. My beef with you is that you think webmasters want to know all the cool shit you've done. It's irrelevant to me or my surfer. I make up all kinds of stupid lies for the surfer so don't think that you have to actually have photographed for Hustler in order for me to tell them that.

Quote:

MY ATTITUDE STINKS, I'M ARROGANT. WHY? I EARNT THE RIGHT

I've made a living 25 years in this business and continue to. I've moved into a brand new arena, the Interent and already Internet sales out do magazine sales.

Thanks for letting me know....
and for further proving my point.

edited to let you know that Captain P=The Truth. I retired that nick tonight ;)

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

not that you offered, but we haven't seen yours either ;)

LOL. And you will not be seeing them any time soon. No offense bro but I have no need to prove myself to anybody other than me.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PuppetMaster

LOL. And you will not be seeing them any time soon. No offense bro but I have no need to prove myself to anybody other than me.

would rather enjoy questioning others. i know how it is bro ;)

kmanrox · 06-22-2002, 01:47 AM

hey charly, who the fuck is trying to be your friend? certainly not me?

you sound like a boob, dont you know when to throw in the towel? you are digging a fucking hole... it's funny to see this =)

Theo · 06-22-2002, 01:48 AM

post your boobs!

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

would rather enjoy questioning others. i know how it is bro ;)

I am quite sure you do. One need only to keep bumping into me at various events to know that I can at least pay my bills and still have enough money left to sustain my travel fetish.

You on the other hand do not get around much or if you do then you keep a very low profile as you try to do on the boards. However since we have seen your stats then we know one of two things.

A- You became established in the game when even monkies could have made money. That would be roughly 1996.

B- You are smarter than the average bear.

I could run a poll for people's opinions but I know the answer is B so why bother?

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 01:53 AM

Actually the answer is C. All of the above.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 01:58 AM

i was pretty sure, but now i'm very sure who you are, and it's all good bro :)

PuppetMaster · 06-22-2002, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i was pretty sure, but now i'm very sure who you are, and it's all good bro

Yes, it is. The question is why are you not somewhere else a little more often. Home is nice but so is travel. I am sure you get my drift.

quiet · 06-22-2002, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PuppetMaster

Yes, it is. The question is why are you not somewhere else a little more often. Home is nice but so is travel. I am sure you get my drift. :)

dude, you're getting me all misty ;) something called mx has kept me away (just being honest).....

pr0 · 06-22-2002, 02:18 AM

If i lived in the czeck republic & had a few thousand dollars i could shoot for hustler too, the girls over there have to fight for a hamburger, i'd have em on my nuts like fly's.

Your not impressing anyone

You remind me of those 2 czech characters from Saturday Night Live. 2 Wilddd And Crazzzy Guys!

quiet · 06-22-2002, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
If i lived in the czeck republic & had a few thousand dollars i could shoot for hustler too, the girls over there have to fight for a hamburger, i'd have em on my nuts like fly's.

Your not impressing anyone

You remind me of those 2 czech characters from Saturday Night Live. 2 Wilddd And Crazzzy Guys!

weren't they polish or something? regardless, lol.

06-21-2002, 10:56 PM	#2
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I forgot to mention, you can either post your ideas here or email them to us, so no one else gets to see you line of thinking:-)) __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-21-2002, 11:00 PM	#3
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Shit Charly, you could have offerend me 300 in content and I would have done it, hell maybe even 200 ;) __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-21-2002, 11:02 PM	#4
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	What's wrong with what you have there now..?? Your index has a link to a page that breaks it down pretty good. You also have a page that talks about you as a photographer. Also, there's nothing to design. If you need a new page then you just just pull the header with the logo off your main page and then put your write up under that. Why would you want a whole different design that doesn't match your site..?? OR, maybe I completely misunderstood you...... __________________

06-21-2002, 11:26 PM	#6
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I will explain again. We want something that reflecst the current style of the site. If we do it it will be our interpretation of the site, we need YOURS. The description is everything, the current "Webmasters Info" is coming down and we need soomething "kick ass" to replace it. What makes us different from the other 200 content providers? It is all about "self promotion" when they have reached the site. So Fletch go give it a bash. The winning design/description will be used and we will require the designer to sign a model release giving us ownership. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-21-2002, 11:30 PM	#8
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	How the hell are we supposed to know what makes you different. It looks like your basic content site to me. Think about this charly.... there are ZERO webmasters that will buy your stuff because of a nice write up. All we want is... good content fair prices easy delivery system honesty Hell, I bet nobody even reads that shit anyway.... but hey, it's your money. __________________

06-21-2002, 10:53 PM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	$500 of content to be won We need a second page to our site. Before anyone needs to log in. A page that explains and shows what we are doing and what we are about. If we design it, it will be our ideas and we need yours. It does not need to be a fancy design, it's more about the description of what we do that is important. We may have two winners, the designer and the desription and just incorporate them both together. So take a look at the site and give us your ideas. A free pass into view the site is; sharepix sharepix The winner/winners will recieve $500 worth of free content, all they have to do is sign our contract for it. The competition will end in Next Sunday after the World Cup final. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-21-2002, 11:45 PM	#12
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	lol

06-21-2002, 11:48 PM	#14
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Last edited by pr0; 06-21-2002 at 11:50 PM..

06-21-2002, 11:51 PM	#17
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Charly, I will surely take a crack at it for you. I admit I have been busy with some things myself so I couldnt even get in on the SleazyDream logo contest, but I can always use some content, and love making "design for content" deals with ANY content providers with content in my interests. Thanks for offering some of us designers that chance at getting some of your content, regardless of some statements above, as said before, Barely Legal rocks and if Flynts photo-finders buy your content, that says a lot, and I will definitely work that to my advantage. They can knock your arrogance or ego, so what, "If ya done it, it aint bragging" - the Duke. I'll start tomorrow. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-21-2002, 11:51 PM	#19
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	charly, u should hire an american who knows how to convey what he means and put it into the english language... for real bro... you sound like a kid

06-21-2002, 11:59 PM	#27
Tylo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: South FL. Posts: 2,108	Is that thing still going on ?? Ive been busy with business.. __________________ -ICQ# 119419008

06-22-2002, 12:02 AM	#29
Tylo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: South FL. Posts: 2,108	Man Im drunk wrong post ....eheheh __________________ -ICQ# 119419008

06-22-2002, 12:06 AM	#31
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	edited to say: okeydokey Last edited by quiet; 06-22-2002 at 12:08 AM..

06-22-2002, 12:41 AM	#32
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Thanks Fletch will wait for your ideas. already had some. Yes I self promote, but do you think the surfer, remember him the guy with the money we need to make the whole thing work, gives a shit about that? Unfortunately too many webamsters know too much about computers and programs and too little about porn. Anyone buying "attitude and personality" when they should be buying porn is selling his members, his sponsors, his affiliates short. My attitude stinks, name the surfer that did not sign up because of that. They sign up to JERK off to content, not make friends. If more webmasters understood that, there income would increase. Truth so would yours, but then you do not need to earn more. MY ATTITUDE STINKS, I'M ARROGANT. WHY? I EARNT THE RIGHT I've made a living 25 years in this business and continue to. I've moved into a brand new arena, the Interent and already Internet sales out do magazine sales. You want friends and nice attitudes, go down the local bar. I'm here to make money not friends. But a lot of the webmasters that buy our stuff have become friends. That's what happens when you make people money. What are you here for? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-22-2002, 01:37 AM	#37
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	... Last edited by quiet; 06-22-2002 at 01:40 AM..

06-22-2002, 01:47 AM	#42
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	hey charly, who the fuck is trying to be your friend? certainly not me? you sound like a boob, dont you know when to throw in the towel? you are digging a fucking hole... it's funny to see this =)

06-22-2002, 01:48 AM	#43
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	post your boobs!

06-22-2002, 01:53 AM	#45
PuppetMaster Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Corporate Boardroom Posts: 545	Actually the answer is C. All of the above.

06-22-2002, 01:58 AM	#46
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i was pretty sure, but now i'm very sure who you are, and it's all good bro :)

06-22-2002, 02:18 AM	#49
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	If i lived in the czeck republic & had a few thousand dollars i could shoot for hustler too, the girls over there have to fight for a hamburger, i'd have em on my nuts like fly's. Your not impressing anyone You remind me of those 2 czech characters from Saturday Night Live. 2 Wilddd And Crazzzy Guys!