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edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 07:16 AM

... tick, tock.

This is a Lexar JumpDrive.

This is the same Lexar JumpDrive next to a screenshot of GFY, for time-reference (notice the post counts).

... tick, tock.

The code contained on this JumpDrive will affect the lives of exactly three GFY'ers in a very significant way.

It will affect hundreds of GFY'ers in a less ground-shaking (but still quite noticeable) way.

... the clock is ticking.

Soon, the code on this device will be made public. I will take full responsibility for the reprecussions of the release of this information. But make no mistake: it will be released. There is no longer any turning back.

... Tick. Tock.

More Booze · 09-06-2006, 07:19 AM

aeumm, sigspot?

karlm · 09-06-2006, 07:19 AM

Wtf is this

Sexsitesurfer · 09-06-2006, 07:24 AM

OOOOh is this a drama alert?

Good news or bad?

The answers to these and other questions later, for now continue as you were!

testpie · 09-06-2006, 07:26 AM

This better not be crappy drama like that ebus_dk and DatingGold stuff. That said, does it involve me?

Monstaman · 09-06-2006, 07:26 AM

I luv drama ...

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

OOOOh is this a drama alert?

Perhaps so.

... tick, tock.

JD · 09-06-2006, 07:37 AM

fake drama. no one wants to see you cross dressing tea party pics man

Big_Red · 09-06-2006, 07:39 AM

oh shit man. dont do it. please.

Big_Red · 09-06-2006, 07:55 AM

on a side note. you should auction off the Jumpdrive at the end. teehee

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red

on a side note. you should auction off the Jumpdrive at the end. teehee

There's no doubt that the JumpDrive will have a place in GFY lore when this is all said and done.

Sexsitesurfer · 09-06-2006, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

There's no doubt that the JumpDrive will have a place in GFY lore when this is all said and done.

Intriguing... Do we have a countdown? 3 hours? more? Less?

DamageX · 09-06-2006, 08:01 AM

Oh, the suspense is killing me.

E$_manager · 09-06-2006, 08:02 AM

tick tock...

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

Intriguing... Do we have a countdown? 3 hours? more? Less?

More. I am about to go to sleep, as it is 11am now.

I will let the guilty stew in the juices of their sins. Misery loves company, but they will soon find themselves quite ...

... alone.

mardigras · 09-06-2006, 08:04 AM

Is it good or bad

testpie · 09-06-2006, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

More. I am about to go to sleep, as it is 11am now.

I will let the guilty stew in the juices of their sins. Misery loves company, but they will soon find themselves quite ...

... alone.

Is this because i touch myself at night?

mardigras · 09-06-2006, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Is it good or bad

Nevermind... I just read the post edge made while I was typing mine...

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Is it good or bad

It is possibly career-ending for one individual, and also damaging to an organization as a whole. I wouldn't be surprised if it caused a nick-change or two.

It will affect the sales of two companies. One drastically.

mardigras · 09-06-2006, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

It is possibly career-ending for one individual, and also damaging to an organization as a whole. I wouldn't be surprised if it caused a nick-change or two.

It will affect the sales of two companies. One drastically.

Yow

msan · 09-06-2006, 08:14 AM

The suspense is killing me :p

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msan

The suspense is killing me :p

Imagine what it must be like for the guilty party.

I'm not above bribes to toss the JumpDrive in the fire, of course, but my price would be astromical, considering what's already transpired.

Karma is a real .. motherfucking .. bitch.

gangbangjoe · 09-06-2006, 08:17 AM

madawgz · 09-06-2006, 08:17 AM

i dont understand whats going on, is this important?

JD · 09-06-2006, 08:18 AM

edgeprod is like a steel trap. He's not spilling the beans before he's ready. I've hooked his nuts to a car battery and nothing

I guess we'll all have to wait

Brujah · 09-06-2006, 08:19 AM

haha.. that was a great lead-in!

notabook · 09-06-2006, 08:23 AM

Damian_Maxcash · 09-06-2006, 08:23 AM

I assume you know that the other people know (from what you have said) - so its nothing to do with me - phewwwwww.

I cant imagine what it is - but I could hazard a guess at who it is - I wont, but I could.

09-06-2006, 08:24 AM

Popcorn Coming Up....

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I cant imagine what it is - but I could hazard a guess at who it is - I wont, but I could.

ICQ me with your guess.

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:31 AM

O'RLY knows.

Alex knows.

JD · 09-06-2006, 08:35 AM

Lmao @ ^

Minte · 09-06-2006, 08:35 AM

Very creative drama thread...one of the best I have seen here in ages.

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

Very creative drama thread...one of the best I have seen here in ages.

Thanks. And fruitful, I assure you. This is not fake drama, as you can likely tell by my posting here and at Xbiz. I don't play that game.

The only thing I could possibly have to announce is that http://www.popleisure.com is launching -- and the drama has NOTHING to do with that. Seriously.

This is a real case of "fuck with me, and I'll fuck you right back, ten times harder."

studiocritic · 09-06-2006, 08:50 AM

edgeprod why wont you just accept my apologies and move on!!!

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 08:54 AM

I will answer the next question posted with a "yes," or with a "no." The answer will be truthful.

Choose carefully.

Do you consider yourself wise?

JD · 09-06-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

I will answer the next question posted with a "yes," or with a "no." The answer will be truthful.

Choose carefully.

Do you consider yourself wise?

does the jumpdrive contain proof of a specific sponser shaving?

studiocritic · 09-06-2006, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

does the jumpdrive contain proof of a specific sponser shaving?

this was my guess.. fess up edgeprod

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

does the jumpdrive contain proof of a specific sponser shaving?

The answer I promised: No.

The addendum: If it contained proof of shaving, it wouldn't be as bad for the parties it concerns.

I have absolute proof a major company (everyone knows them, even many non-industry people) paid me (very well) to send them clicks, then redirected those clicks to advertisers "automatically," instead of when an ad was clicked -- and then LIED to the advertisers about it. I caught them RED handed, and then they cancelled my account. And yet, THAT isn't even what's on the JumpDrive.

I will sleep very soon. Before that time, the FILTH of the JumpDrive has infected me, and I must shower. I will return afterwards, and then I will sleep.

notabook · 09-06-2006, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

I know whats on there.

Is it the ultimate cheesepie recipe? Dear GOD please say it is!

DateDoc · 09-06-2006, 09:03 AM

it must be the recipe for coca-cola

JD · 09-06-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

The answer I promised: No.

The addendum: If it contained proof of shaving, it wouldn't be as bad for the parties it concerns.

I have absolute proof a major company (everyone knows them, even many non-industry people) paid me (very well) to send them clicks, then redirected those clicks to advertisers "automatically," instead of when an ad was clicked -- and then LIED to the advertisers about it. I caught them RED handed, and then they cancelled my account. And yet, THAT isn't even what's on the JumpDrive.

I will sleep very soon. Before that time, the FILTH of the JumpDrive has infected me, and I must shower. I will return afterwards, and then I will sleep.

wow.....the contents of that jumpdrive sound like a fucking nuke for the 3 involved

JD · 09-06-2006, 09:19 AM

bump^100

E$_manager · 09-06-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

me too.

shake · 09-06-2006, 09:23 AM

yawn

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake

yawn

If you insist. See you when I wake up, then. It's past noon here, and your suggestion is powerful to my already-tired brain.

You've single-handedly delayed the release, though -- so I guess that's an accomplishment in and of itself.

JD · 09-06-2006, 09:38 AM

keep hope alive

Zarathustra · 09-06-2006, 09:40 AM

not so fast! i have it now and im gonna break it

JD · 09-06-2006, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarathustra

not so fast! i have it now and im gonna break it

Skunkie · 09-06-2006, 09:56 AM

I'll just park here

09-06-2006, 07:16 AM	#1
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Lives Changed Forever. Yours? The clock is ticking. ... tick, tock. This is a Lexar JumpDrive. This is the same Lexar JumpDrive next to a screenshot of GFY, for time-reference (notice the post counts). ... tick, tock. The code contained on this JumpDrive will affect the lives of exactly three GFY'ers in a very significant way. It will affect hundreds of GFY'ers in a less ground-shaking (but still quite noticeable) way. ... the clock is ticking. Soon, the code on this device will be made public. I will take full responsibility for the reprecussions of the release of this information. But make no mistake: it will be released. There is no longer any turning back. ... Tick. Tock.

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09-06-2006, 08:24 AM	#29
N J Guest Posts: n/a	Popcorn Coming Up....

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	O'RLY knows. Alex knows.

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