What's a good strip club to go to in Orlando or Tampa? - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 09:37 AM

A REAL strip club, the type that has womens and poles and stuff. I never been to one I wanna go tonight, I'm gonna bring some breeders along with me, for real......

What's the best one to go to? I'm in Orlando but I heard Tampa might be better it's not too far off from here?

Also, any tips/pointers/advices about these places? Are there certain like decorums or rules or etiquette I should know about?

Also, what should I wear? Are they like jeans & tshirt or business casual or?

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 09:39 AM

It's been a looooong week. Teh BoyAlley needs to go out and have some fun tonight.

Waveu6410 · 09-03-2006, 09:42 AM

Mons Venus in Tampa is well known and i really liked the place

240 North Dale Mabry it's right off 275

Mike AI · 09-03-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Waveu6410

Mons Venus in Tampa is well known and i really liked the place

240 North Dale Mabry it's right off 275

Was there Friday with RogerV! Nice as always!

As far as dress, if you want to maximize your dances I suggest jogging shorts and silk boxers!

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

As far as dress, if you want to maximize your dances I suggest jogging shorts and silk boxers!

Jogging shorts and silk boxers?

LittleMack · 09-03-2006, 09:49 AM

I like Deja Vu on RT 60 just west of Brandon.

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 09:49 AM

Oooooooooh I get it now.

LAWDS MERCY!

I'm just gonna be watching them twirl around the poles and shit, I'm not gonna have them dancing on me or anything.......

I don't wanna leave having my pants smell like bearded clam and stuff....

Waveu6410 · 09-03-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Was there Friday with RogerV! Nice as always!

As far as dress, if you want to maximize your dances I suggest jogging shorts and silk boxers!

i now have a new dress code when i go

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 09:52 AM

How much do lap dances cost on average, like if I offer a bunch of breeders that I'll take care of that if they come along with me?

Mike AI · 09-03-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

How much do lap dances cost on average, like if I offer a bunch of breeders that I'll take care of that if they come along with me?

The girsl at mons try to get $25 - $30 a dance, which is bullshit. It is against my religon to may for then $20 a dance.

Mons is a grind shop, great dances, but poor atmosphere for socializing or even chilling wth friends.

Wave, we wil have to organize a GFY even at mons soon!

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

The girsl at mons try to get $25 - $30 a dance, which is bullshit. It is against my religon to may for then $20 a dance.

Mons is a grind shop, great dances, but poor atmosphere for socializing or even chilling wth friends.

Uhm, $20 dances? So Mons is a cheap and trashy kinda place?

I wanna go somewhere higher-class that's nice and stuff.

I don't wanna be seen in the type of place JimTheFiend would hang out in.........

SxDx · 09-03-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Waveu6410

Mons Venus in Tampa is well known and i really liked the place

240 North Dale Mabry it's right off 275

yup, that's the place to go in Tampa!

Waveu6410 · 09-03-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

The girsl at mons try to get $25 - $30 a dance, which is bullshit. It is against my religon to may for then $20 a dance.

Mons is a grind shop, great dances, but poor atmosphere for socializing or even chilling wth friends.

Wave, we wil have to organize a GFY even at mons soon!

i'm in! i haven't been in a while but i could use some grinding action

boyalley if you are being generous and paying for lap dances please invite me!!!

GregE · 09-03-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

The girsl at mons try to get $25 - $30 a dance, which is bullshit.

Dancers everywhere try to pull that shit. When it happens you just got to be firm with them, that's all

Mike AI · 09-03-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm, $20 dances? So Mons is a cheap and trashy kinda place?

I wanna go somewhere higher-class that's nice and stuff.

I don't wanna be seen in the type of place JimTheFiend would hang out in.........

This does not effect you BA, but the higher-class places do not have full contact lapdances, and the girls at mons are much hotter.

Another part of my religion is to NEVER pay $20 for a girl to dance in front of me.

I am a strip club prophet.

justinsain · 09-03-2006, 11:53 AM

One thing that hasn't been mentioned is that most of the clubs in Tampa including Mons Venus don't serve alcohol.

If you just want to check out a strip club you might try Rachels on south Orange ave in Orlando. It's near the airport. I haven't been in a few years so you should check to see if it's still open. It's an upscale strip club with hot girls and a full liquor bar. There are tables to sit at and the girls are friendly and will hang out and talk. Back then a table dance was $20 , topless and no touching. If you want a place to have a drink, look at some pretty girls and party with your friends this might be a good choice.

Orlando to Tampa is about an hour and a half drive. Mons Venus and across the street at the 2001 has some pretty hot girls and you can get full contact lap dances. But no alcohol.

So if you want to party in a strip club atmosphere I suggest Rachels in Orlando and if you want some hot action but little else than head to Tampa and Mons.

Monstaman · 09-03-2006, 11:54 AM

I think that BA is turning straight but won't admit it ...

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:18 PM

Go to Cocoa Beach...much more raunchy...less restrictions...cheap as hell. Tons of clubs on A1A...you'll see them.

stevo · 09-03-2006, 12:21 PM

Cocoa Beach has a couple nice places too, about an hour away from Orlando. Lido's is pretty good...

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

Cocoa Beach has a couple nice places too, about an hour away from Orlando. Lido's is pretty good...

screw you honky

stevo · 09-03-2006, 12:22 PM

QualityMpegs- tell them about your favorite club: Playmates

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

Cocoa Beach has a couple nice places too, about an hour away from Orlando. Lido's is pretty good...

yeah, i recommend lido's or inner room...both $10 to get in, $10 lap dances, tons of slutty beach girls, full liquor, full contact.

playmates is fully nude, but no alcohol. cheap and slutty.

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

QualityMpegs- tell them about your favorite club: Playmates

don't sit too close to the runway...you'll get herpes.

stevo · 09-03-2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

screw you honky

hah, im about to head out to tville - might have to stop bye and kick some ass! Anything going on tonight?

MaddCaz · 09-03-2006, 12:27 PM

prolly any!

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

hah, im about to head out to tville - might have to stop bye and kick some ass! Anything going on tonight?

traffic school for 4 hours...maybe bed bath and beyond, if i have time.

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 12:28 PM

Do none of these places have websites or ?

RogerV · 09-03-2006, 12:30 PM

Mons Venus has the Hottest sluts and the best lap dances in tampa.. full nude and contact dont get scared when you feel some pussy lips graze your nose

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

Mons Venus has the Hottest sluts and the best lap dances in tampa.. full nude and contact dont get scared when you feel some pussy lips graze your nose

They give you lap dances while they're full nude? Wtf?

QualityMpegs · 09-03-2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

They give you lap dances while they're full nude? Wtf?

Playmate's does that as well in private rooms...but then again the girls are way skankier and lower priced.

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Monstaman

I think that BA is turning straight but won't admit it ...

GURL you don't have to worry about that happening........

BoyAlley · 09-03-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

Playmate's does that as well in private rooms...

Is that even legal to do in Florida?

Mike AI · 09-03-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

Mons Venus has the Hottest sluts and the best lap dances in tampa.. full nude and contact dont get scared when you feel some pussy lips graze your nose

And here I though it was a sea slug.

GregE · 09-03-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

They give you lap dances while they're full nude? Wtf?

That's why they always check to see if your zipper is pulled all the way up before they jump onto the saddle.

I've been to Mons a few time and I can assure that your "breeder" friends will love it, with any luck that's where you guys are about now

Worldnet · 09-03-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Do none of these places have websites or ?

http://www.bbones.com/zoo/flor.html

BoyAlley · 09-04-2006, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GregE

That's why they always check to see if your zipper is pulled all the way up before they jump onto the saddle.

I've been to Mons a few time and I can assure that your "breeder" friends will love it, with any luck that's where you guys are about now

No we didn't end up going out last night

Didn't have enough advanced notice to make it work for everyone. Plan is this friday.

CIVMatt · 09-04-2006, 09:42 AM

You should of said something....

Orlando sucks for strip clubs, Rachels is the best, but usually we just go there to eat.

BoyAlley · 09-04-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

You should of said something....

Orlando sucks for strip clubs, Rachels is the best, but usually we just go there to eat.

Yeah I heard the Orlando strip clubs suck, which is why I was thinking of going to Tampa instead, bring along some breeder friends or whatever.

crockett · 09-04-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

Go to Cocoa Beach...much more raunchy...less restrictions...cheap as hell. Tons of clubs on A1A...you'll see them.

Cocoa Beach is good better than Orlando IMO but then again I used to live there so I'm biased.

GregE · 09-04-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

yeah, i recommend lido's or inner room...both $10 to get in, $10 lap dances...

I was in one of those places about 7 or 8 years ago, not sure which one but I remember it being on the ocean side of A1A and north of the pier. Lap dances were $5 back then and as I recall the girls looked every bit as good as the ones in Mons..... then again, I was pretty liquored up that night.

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tons of slutty beach girls, full liquor, full contact.

Plenty of good clean fun to be had by all

09-03-2006, 09:37 AM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	What's a good strip club to go to in Orlando or Tampa? A REAL strip club, the type that has womens and poles and stuff. I never been to one I wanna go tonight, I'm gonna bring some breeders along with me, for real...... What's the best one to go to? I'm in Orlando but I heard Tampa might be better it's not too far off from here? Also, any tips/pointers/advices about these places? Are there certain like decorums or rules or etiquette I should know about? Also, what should I wear? Are they like jeans & tshirt or business casual or? Last edited by BoyAlley; 09-03-2006 at 09:39 AM..

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Waveu6410 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 4,038	Mons Venus in Tampa is well known and i really liked the place 240 North Dale Mabry it's right off 275

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	How much do lap dances cost on average, like if I offer a bunch of breeders that I'll take care of that if they come along with me?

09-03-2006, 11:53 AM	#16
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	One thing that hasn't been mentioned is that most of the clubs in Tampa including Mons Venus don't serve alcohol. If you just want to check out a strip club you might try Rachels on south Orange ave in Orlando. It's near the airport. I haven't been in a few years so you should check to see if it's still open. It's an upscale strip club with hot girls and a full liquor bar. There are tables to sit at and the girls are friendly and will hang out and talk. Back then a table dance was $20 , topless and no touching. If you want a place to have a drink, look at some pretty girls and party with your friends this might be a good choice. Orlando to Tampa is about an hour and a half drive. Mons Venus and across the street at the 2001 has some pretty hot girls and you can get full contact lap dances. But no alcohol. So if you want to party in a strip club atmosphere I suggest Rachels in Orlando and if you want some hot action but little else than head to Tampa and Mons.

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	Cocoa Beach has a couple nice places too, about an hour away from Orlando. Lido's is pretty good...

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	QualityMpegs- tell them about your favorite club: Playmates

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Do none of these places have websites or ?

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RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Mons Venus has the Hottest sluts and the best lap dances in tampa.. full nude and contact dont get scared when you feel some pussy lips graze your nose

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