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Smegma · 06-21-2002, 10:41 AM

I was posting on this other industry board... (non-adult). I got so used to the GFY style of posting, it took me only 6 posts to get banned.

Check out these rules.. and be happy lensman let's us get away with so much shit!

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Participants may not use the forum to publish or discuss any information regarding their product or services, or future (possible) products or services, or any product or services they are, or have been, associated with. This includes, but not limit to suggesting your own services, or services of partners or family.

Participants may not use the Forum for commercial gain.

Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to any pages at their own commercial website, including informational pages.

Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to any pages which they have a commercial interest in, these include commission or referral hyperlinks.

Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to contact them regarding their product or services or future (possible) products or services, or any product or services they are, or have been, associated with.

Participants who are associated with a web hosting company may not use the main Forums to direct others to the advertising Forums.

Participants may not use discussions to recommend or praise other product or services, or any company, unless you have directly used them before. This includes companies recommending other companies.

Participants may not solicit the membership for feedback or suggestions on their product or services.

Signatures must be setup in your profile and not manually added to your messages. Participants may not use a "signature" with plan descriptions or any pricing information at the end of Forum messages. Signatures must be kept to a maximum of four lines and contain no more than one website address.

Participants may not use the Forum to solicit users for any project or purpose external to the Forum; public, private, or commercial. Most importantly our userbase is not a resource to be "mined" by individuals, groups, or businesses, for profit or not for profit.

Participants may not instruct users to check your e-mail, check your PM, or inform them that they've got mail or a new PM, or any variant thereof. This rule is also applicable in the advertising forums.

Participants may not post any commission, referral or affliate links in any of the forums, this includes the advertising forums.

Participants may not bump threads uneccessarily. Bumping can refer to posting useless information, making corrections or updates in a new post, posting one-liners or any other action to delibrately keep a thread hot. Moderators will use their discretion depending on the nature of the post as to whether to take action or not.

Participants may only discuss details about their company and/or product offerings when the thread starter or poster has made direct reference to their company and stated something untrue or misleading or something which clearly needs clarifying, the response must be in direct reference to the point discussed only and contain no added promotional information and/or fluff. It is advisable when in the above scenario to contact us first.

B40 · 06-21-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
I was posting on this other industry board... (non-adult). I got so used to the GFY style of posting, it took me 6 posts to get banned.

Check out these rules.. and be happy lensman let's us get away with so much shit!

Did you tell someone to go fuck themself?

ServerGenius · 06-21-2002, 10:43 AM

Could be written in 1 line:

Fuck off, Don't POST!

DynaMite

Juge · 06-21-2002, 11:46 AM

OMG! That's crazy! I wonder if you're allowed to say hi or bye to people, or tell them what your name is. The usernames are probably hidden from view, too, to hide all identities. And you they should add that you're not allowed to post any message containing the letter 'e'.

Paul Markham · 06-21-2002, 11:56 AM

Come on tell us where it is, we will all go over there and crash their server. They probably get one post a week.

What are you allowed to post, your Grandma had a birthday. But don't tell them what she got as a present, that's advertising

Tell us where it is.

Cogitator · 06-21-2002, 11:58 AM

What's the point of their message board then?

E-van · 06-21-2002, 12:07 PM

wow, pretty anal...

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 12:12 PM

It can only be a Christian Retreat board.

Naughty · 06-21-2002, 12:14 PM

The Dutch Adult webmaster board is pretty crappie as well:
No sites in your signature, no refcodes if somebody asks for a program etcetera. But the owners of the board own programs themselves and those are of course okay to mention.

I was seriously thinking of starting a Dutch AW board, one that doesn't suck that bad, but who has time for that

eRock · 06-21-2002, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by E-van
wow, pretty anal...

No, he said it was "non-adult"

heymatty · 06-21-2002, 12:20 PM

probably web hosting talk, that board needs to be pretty strict otherwise it would be a total spam fest.

You have seen what happens when someone asks about hosting on here, the thread goes ballistic.

Smegma · 06-21-2002, 02:09 PM

LOL!!!! - My Offical "Your Banned" E-mail. sniff

XFR,

Ray, your posts on the forum have earned you a blocking. We don't permit hosts to spam the forum. There are about 2,000 other hosts here and if we let that happen, well then what a pointless discussion forum this would be.

Next time people ask for recommedations, think for a second that they just might not be interested in reading your recommendation of yourself. Your a host for Pete's sake, you'd tihnk you'd be aware of netiquette and have a bit of common sense not to spam forums and newsgroups.

-Chicken

mike503 · 06-21-2002, 02:11 PM

under those rules it sounds like you can only say "hi"

Marv · 06-21-2002, 02:38 PM

Christian Retreat Board?

ZapMan · 06-21-2002, 02:50 PM

What in the fuck is netiquette??

DrGuile · 06-21-2002, 02:55 PM

ah come'on, post the site!

We like URLs here ; )

Smegma · 06-21-2002, 03:00 PM

I don't want to get banned at GFY.. 2 in one day would be 1 too many... but here is the last communication I had with the "Moderator" via e-mail.

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That's great. Thanks Dude!

Don't forget the URL!!!

Ray

-----Original Message-----
From: [mailto:]
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 2:09 PM
To: Ray Taft
Cc:
Subject: Re: Blocked

Quoting you on the forum so that everyone knows who not to sign up with. You know we do quite well in the search engine results, so if they look for your URL on any major search engine, they'll find your profeessional comments.

-Chicken

----- Original Message -----
From: Ray Taft
To:
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:55 PM
Subject: RE: Blocked

Ohh. and one more thing.. Go Fuck Yourself.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ray ]
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:55 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Blocked

1: It's not spam you idiot, it a rules violation.

2: Your a nazi.

3: Your the king of your own little board, aren't you.

-----Original Message-----
From: Chicken [mailto:
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:52 PM
To:
Cc: moderators@
Subject: Blocked

XFR,

Ray, your posts on the forum have earned you a blocking. We don't permit hosts to spam the forum. There are about 2,000 other hosts here and if we let that happen, well then what a pointless discussion forum this would be.

Next time people ask for recommedations, think for a second that they just might not be interested in reading your recommendation of yourself. Your a host for Pete's sake, you'd tihnk you'd be aware of netiquette and have a bit of common sense not to spam forums and newsgroups.

-Chicken

Sly_RJ · 06-21-2002, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
LOL!!!! - My Offical "Your Banned" E-mail. sniff

XFR,

Ray, your posts on the forum have earned you a blocking. We don't permit hosts to spam the forum. There are about 2,000 other hosts here and if we let that happen, well then what a pointless discussion forum this would be.

Next time people ask for recommedations, think for a second that they just might not be interested in reading your recommendation of yourself. Your a host for Pete's sake, you'd tihnk you'd be aware of netiquette and have a bit of common sense not to spam forums and newsgroups.

-Chicken

Yup, looks like WebHostingTalk. If anyone asks for the address, I'll assume you're related to Singer.

Smegma · 06-21-2002, 08:38 PM

More news from the frontlines..

Peo -- what a great name.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Ray
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 8:24 PM
To: Chicken
Subject: RE: Blocked

Aaron

No - Although I agree with whoever left the message, and it goes to show what a true hypocrite you are, I didn't leave the message.

As for schoolyard names... act like one.. get treated like one.

I have sooo enjoyed our little conversations today.. now why don't you go back to your little kingdom and stop bothering me.

Ray

-----Original Message-----
From: Chicken
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 7:27 PM
To: Ray
Cc:
Subject: Re: Blocked

Hey Ray,

Since you called me, I was just wondering if it was you who cowardly called Peo in Sweden (from FWS) and woke him up to leave this annonymous message:

"Yes, this guy Chicken who is a moderator at Free Webspace. He is abusing his moderator power. He is deleting people. Get rid of him now."

He's sending me a recording of it. If it is you, then not only are you an idiot for calling people in different countries and waking them up and leaving an idiotic message, but you're also an idiot for leaving idiotic annoymous messages.

Sounds like something you'd do, so just wondering...

By the way, I'm guessing the people at xfrnetworks can't all be as blitheringly stupid as you. Unless you go around calling your employees Nazis ("2: Your a nazi."), other members of the same proffession schoolyard names, ("1: It's not spam you idiot"), and then cap it off with a suggestion your mother would slap you for, ("Ohh. and one more thing.. Go fuck Yourself.")

So if that is your voice on that tape, you let me know. If it isn't you, well then you have a nice day now...

-Chicken

Pipecrew · 06-21-2002, 08:53 PM

he said "for petes sake" obviously he's got something wrong in the head

Fletch XXX · 06-21-2002, 08:56 PM

I bet he's Catholic.

Smegma · 06-21-2002, 08:57 PM

Peo in Sweeden?

G A Y

cherrylula · 06-21-2002, 09:03 PM

Hey does that other message board have shirts??? hehe

CDSmith · 06-21-2002, 09:15 PM

You left off page 2 of the rules.

39: Participants may not breath while posting.

40: Participants may not eat while posting.

41: Participants may not stop in the middle of posting to have a shit.

42: Participants may not under any circumstances answer the phone while actively surfing this forum.

43: Paticipants may not think about other websites while surfing this forum.

44: Rising from your computer chair while logged in to this forum --- That's a banning.

45: Looking at the time while logged in to this forum --- that's a banning.

46: Touching the "P" key or any key within a 3 key proximity to the "P" key --- yep, that's a banning.

....apparently there are 477 more rules. I just can't continue typing them. And yes,... that too is a banning.

CDSmith · 06-21-2002, 09:28 PM

Hey, I've got a small collection of "choice" photographs too. With me, Labret and a few dozen of you guys invading them, their mods will be in a frenzy for weeks trying to delete everything.

Let's fuck them.

gaby · 06-22-2002, 12:30 AM

the rules are clear.. if you don't like it don't post there.

CDSmith · 06-22-2002, 09:11 AM

The rules are fucked. I don't like it. I will never post there.

capice?

06-21-2002, 10:41 AM	#1
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	And you thought GFY Rules Sucked.. check this out! I was posting on this other industry board... (non-adult). I got so used to the GFY style of posting, it took me only 6 posts to get banned. Check out these rules.. and be happy lensman let's us get away with so much shit! ------------------------- Participants may not use the forum to publish or discuss any information regarding their product or services, or future (possible) products or services, or any product or services they are, or have been, associated with. This includes, but not limit to suggesting your own services, or services of partners or family. Participants may not use the Forum for commercial gain. Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to any pages at their own commercial website, including informational pages. Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to any pages which they have a commercial interest in, these include commission or referral hyperlinks. Participants may not use the Forum to direct others to contact them regarding their product or services or future (possible) products or services, or any product or services they are, or have been, associated with. Participants who are associated with a web hosting company may not use the main Forums to direct others to the advertising Forums. Participants may not use discussions to recommend or praise other product or services, or any company, unless you have directly used them before. This includes companies recommending other companies. Participants may not solicit the membership for feedback or suggestions on their product or services. Signatures must be setup in your profile and not manually added to your messages. Participants may not use a "signature" with plan descriptions or any pricing information at the end of Forum messages. Signatures must be kept to a maximum of four lines and contain no more than one website address. Participants may not use the Forum to solicit users for any project or purpose external to the Forum; public, private, or commercial. Most importantly our userbase is not a resource to be "mined" by individuals, groups, or businesses, for profit or not for profit. Participants may not instruct users to check your e-mail, check your PM, or inform them that they've got mail or a new PM, or any variant thereof. This rule is also applicable in the advertising forums. Participants may not post any commission, referral or affliate links in any of the forums, this includes the advertising forums. Participants may not bump threads uneccessarily. Bumping can refer to posting useless information, making corrections or updates in a new post, posting one-liners or any other action to delibrately keep a thread hot. Moderators will use their discretion depending on the nature of the post as to whether to take action or not. Participants may only discuss details about their company and/or product offerings when the thread starter or poster has made direct reference to their company and stated something untrue or misleading or something which clearly needs clarifying, the response must be in direct reference to the point discussed only and contain no added promotional information and/or fluff. It is advisable when in the above scenario to contact us first. Last edited by Smegma; 06-21-2002 at 10:43 AM..

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06-21-2002, 02:09 PM	#12
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	LOL!!!! - My Offical "Your Banned" E-mail. sniff XFR, Ray, your posts on the forum have earned you a blocking. We don't permit hosts to spam the forum. There are about 2,000 other hosts here and if we let that happen, well then what a pointless discussion forum this would be. Next time people ask for recommedations, think for a second that they just might not be interested in reading your recommendation of yourself. Your a host for Pete's sake, you'd tihnk you'd be aware of netiquette and have a bit of common sense not to spam forums and newsgroups. -Chicken

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06-21-2002, 03:00 PM	#17
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I don't want to get banned at GFY.. 2 in one day would be 1 too many... but here is the last communication I had with the "Moderator" via e-mail. ------------------- That's great. Thanks Dude! Don't forget the URL!!! Ray -----Original Message----- From: [mailto:] Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 2:09 PM To: Ray Taft Cc: Subject: Re: Blocked Quoting you on the forum so that everyone knows who not to sign up with. You know we do quite well in the search engine results, so if they look for your URL on any major search engine, they'll find your profeessional comments. -Chicken ----- Original Message ----- From: Ray Taft To: Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:55 PM Subject: RE: Blocked Ohh. and one more thing.. Go Fuck Yourself. -----Original Message----- From: Ray ] Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:55 PM To: Subject: RE: Blocked 1: It's not spam you idiot, it a rules violation. 2: Your a nazi. 3: Your the king of your own little board, aren't you. -----Original Message----- From: Chicken [mailto: Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 1:52 PM To: Cc: moderators@ Subject: Blocked XFR, Ray, your posts on the forum have earned you a blocking. We don't permit hosts to spam the forum. There are about 2,000 other hosts here and if we let that happen, well then what a pointless discussion forum this would be. Next time people ask for recommedations, think for a second that they just might not be interested in reading your recommendation of yourself. Your a host for Pete's sake, you'd tihnk you'd be aware of netiquette and have a bit of common sense not to spam forums and newsgroups. -Chicken

06-21-2002, 08:38 PM	#19
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	More news from the frontlines.. Peo -- what a great name. --------------------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Ray Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 8:24 PM To: Chicken Subject: RE: Blocked Aaron No - Although I agree with whoever left the message, and it goes to show what a true hypocrite you are, I didn't leave the message. As for schoolyard names... act like one.. get treated like one. I have sooo enjoyed our little conversations today.. now why don't you go back to your little kingdom and stop bothering me. Ray -----Original Message----- From: Chicken Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 7:27 PM To: Ray Cc: Subject: Re: Blocked Hey Ray, Since you called me, I was just wondering if it was you who cowardly called Peo in Sweden (from FWS) and woke him up to leave this annonymous message: "Yes, this guy Chicken who is a moderator at Free Webspace. He is abusing his moderator power. He is deleting people. Get rid of him now." He's sending me a recording of it. If it is you, then not only are you an idiot for calling people in different countries and waking them up and leaving an idiotic message, but you're also an idiot for leaving idiotic annoymous messages. Sounds like something you'd do, so just wondering... By the way, I'm guessing the people at xfrnetworks can't all be as blitheringly stupid as you. Unless you go around calling your employees Nazis ("2: Your a nazi."), other members of the same proffession schoolyard names, ("1: It's not spam you idiot"), and then cap it off with a suggestion your mother would slap you for, ("Ohh. and one more thing.. Go fuck Yourself.") So if that is your voice on that tape, you let me know. If it isn't you, well then you have a nice day now... -Chicken

06-21-2002, 08:53 PM	#20
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	he said "for petes sake" obviously he's got something wrong in the head

06-21-2002, 08:56 PM	#21
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06-21-2002, 08:57 PM	#22
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Peo in Sweeden? G A Y

06-21-2002, 09:03 PM	#23
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Hey does that other message board have shirts??? hehe

06-21-2002, 09:15 PM	#24
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	You left off page 2 of the rules. 39: Participants may not breath while posting. 40: Participants may not eat while posting. 41: Participants may not stop in the middle of posting to have a shit. 42: Participants may not under any circumstances answer the phone while actively surfing this forum. 43: Paticipants may not think about other websites while surfing this forum. 44: Rising from your computer chair while logged in to this forum --- That's a banning. 45: Looking at the time while logged in to this forum --- that's a banning. 46: Touching the "P" key or any key within a 3 key proximity to the "P" key --- yep, that's a banning. ....apparently there are 477 more rules. I just can't continue typing them. And yes,... that too is a banning. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hey, I've got a small collection of "choice" photographs too. With me, Labret and a few dozen of you guys invading them, their mods will be in a frenzy for weeks trying to delete everything. Let's fuck them. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-22-2002, 12:30 AM	#26
gaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 712	the rules are clear.. if you don't like it don't post there.

06-22-2002, 09:11 AM	#27
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	The rules are fucked. I don't like it. I will never post there. capice? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634