Fucking Funny Email From a Free Loader! - GoFuckYourself.com

Singer · 05-30-2002, 10:04 PM

Some pethatic frreeloaader sent me this email after he saw the gallery of TawneeStone.

- Oh Tawnee, I see you and I wonder where you are. I see your eyes and feel maddening rage of fire, fires from the garden of eden. your hair bristles my spine, then I am left dazed, confused and lonely. Who is taking this picture? Did a black guy convince you to become aporn star? Some older man? You think I would go into a site watching men have their way with you? It's so painful to feel such fire, and lose my soul in a heated red bath. What are you feeling? Are you okay? Do you really love porn? Don't you know you're so precious and beautiful, and God Yhshua knows how much. I wish one day I could meet someone just like you, eyes just as dark and lifely, hair just as promising, I wish I could marry someone just like you, as old as me, all I could do is pray, and wonder why God hasn't left you in my life already, why am I without you, someone just like you, you feel so young and innocent, couldn't you devote your life to the art of nude, porn hurts so much, man on women, lesbianism really confuses me, please write me anytime, I can only wait and hope to hear from you, otheriwise, I'll just be left in this tangled mist I seem to be forever trapped in.

What should I reply to him???

ace0r · 05-30-2002, 10:10 PM

"join my site and all your questions shall be answered!"

steffie · 05-30-2002, 10:10 PM

I get these emails a lot thats what I would reply.

Dear xoxo
Thank you for your wonderful letter. I was just totally overcome when I read the way you feel about me. However, I do enjoy what I am doing. It gives me the freedom of choosing who to enjoy my sexual freedom with in front of the camera or off camera. You never know, maybe one day we will meet and we might not like each other in person.
You should try to sign up and see what is inside my members area. If you REALLY want to get to know me.
Hugs and Kisses
xoxo
(I don't know if your girl is a model, sometimes I offer a fanpic for those guys. Once they become a Member they can request a fanpic. Like me holding up a sign with writing on it "For Joe Blow etc etc" its a great converter!!!

Brown Bear · 05-30-2002, 10:13 PM

Tell him to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Singer · 05-30-2002, 10:20 PM

I replied him what steffie wrote

Rochard · 05-30-2002, 11:32 PM

Singer..... You should see the emails that come to Tawnee's "real email address" in her member's area. You would laugh so hard you would fall out of your seat.

But that's nothing.

Last year when Tawnee first started modeling for us some nut on the East Coast send her a "care package" - A brand new DVD player, headphones, DVDs, movies, books, and a four foot tall pink bunny (picture enclosed!).

Remember, these are our customers.......

Dreamman010 · 05-30-2002, 11:54 PM

Singer:

That guy's got nice skills in writing. maybe you should ask him if he wants to write descriptions for your galleries ?

beemk · 05-31-2002, 12:16 AM

yeah there are definitely some weirdos out there. i work for a famous rap group and i was going through their fanmail a while back and people send stuff anywhere from birthday cards, gifts, suicide threats, pictures, you name it. craziest shit i eve saw was a letter with no return address saying "i cannot go on living without you so i will have to end my life" and on the letter there was blood smeared on it.

steffie · 05-31-2002, 12:25 AM

I see you changed the age on her site,, i must be bored when I notice crap like that lOL.. happy birthday Tawnee he he

Rochard · 05-31-2002, 01:13 PM

Believe it or not someone filed a complaint with a State DA saying that if Tawnee is 18, her younger sister must be 17. After calling the DA, he called our attorney who is listed as our record keeper.

I have a brother and a sister that are exactly one week apart, so I don't understand where the confusion is at. Besides, Tawnee has been modeling for us for almost a year so we made a few minor changes on website.

Chrisitine · 05-31-2002, 01:44 PM

Hi everyone!

I actually answer Tawnee's fan mail for our members area. She has some very interesting fans. These letters get the whole office cracking up.....
There is this guy that constantly writes her, who used to chat with someone that used Tawnee's picture but a different name.

Here is one of his letters:

"Hi Tawnee,
just checking in with you today.
Still waiting word from my friend who isa detective. He/s in
California,lookingup records of this so called Eva person. checking with post office, colleges, and different, places mentioned in her or his emails to me. There were many, some times two or three a day. It's hard writing to you Tawnee, because i fell deeply in love
with the pictures of you, that this person was using. It's not your
fault,but i love your pictures. Your my dream woman---my love that I was prepared to live with for rthe rest ofmy life.You are lovely beyond words.and your knowledge of lovemaking has no end. You brought me to hard erections many times..I have to stop thinking of you like this, but what do you tell your heart? I was completrly in love with the person i saw in those pictures. in a way, its still you i love. Can you understand what i'm telling you? I hope so, can we keep the fires burning for me till i get use to it being you, not the other fraud. You
don't have to marry me or anything, just be your kind self. Help me to get use to the fact that i'll never hold you in my arms,or make passionate love to you. The only love making will take place only in my imagination. And you are something my dreams are made of. I never congratulated you on having the best website around. Your so
beautifull, and so very talented. I'd be so honored to have a picture of you sent to me signed by
you-----to me, saying Thanks for the memories stud muffin---
to my best friend Joe"

Just thought I'd show you guys that!

COCONUT CHRISTINE

Rochard · 05-31-2002, 01:56 PM

That's funny.......

-=HOAX=- · 05-31-2002, 04:05 PM

I don't think you realize what tawny and I have together, please don't post my personal mail to HER here...

Rochard · 05-31-2002, 04:11 PM

So your the one who sent the pink bunny and the DVD player. My daughter stuffed something down the throat of my DVD player, so Tawnee needs a new one.

-=HOAX=- · 05-31-2002, 04:16 PM

It can be part of her wedding present...I need to email her a proposal first tho...

Steve · 05-31-2002, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I have a brother and a sister that are exactly one week apart

holy shit, your mom was in labor for a long time. Gotta be a world record, twins that are one week apart

if you want to see weird shit, have a sex advice column online. You won't believe the fucking shit people will ask/talk about.

Fletch XXX · 06-20-2002, 08:12 PM

How did I miss this thread, hahahaha nice email!

hahahaha

Wizzo · 06-20-2002, 08:20 PM

I would tell him,

A. Who the fuck is God Yhshua?

B. What would do with my promising hair, does it need a different style?

C. Lesbianism is simple, you like pussy, I like pussy what's so confusing? Have seen a man's hairy balls or ass, who wants that?

LOL

foe · 06-20-2002, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ace0r
"join my site and all your questions shall be answered!"

exactly what i was htinking or more like send me 500 dollars and ....

jimmy3way · 06-20-2002, 08:51 PM

When I used to answer porno email a lot, one of my favorites was: I love your *generic asian site* because everyone knows asians women are the mostest horiest women in the world.

SykkBoy · 06-21-2002, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
craziest shit i eve saw was a letter with no return address saying "i cannot go on living without you so i will have to end my life" and on the letter there was blood smeared on it.

yeah, my mom sends me letters like that sometimes.....or the letter were she says something like "good fuck, I should have used a longer coat hangar....you hippy fuck"

playa · 06-21-2002, 02:51 AM

i can't believe men can act like this,,,

geez, they grow some balls

05-30-2002, 10:04 PM	#1
Singer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Penn State University Main Campus Posts: 437	Fucking Funny Email From a Free Loader! Some pethatic frreeloaader sent me this email after he saw the gallery of TawneeStone. - Oh Tawnee, I see you and I wonder where you are. I see your eyes and feel maddening rage of fire, fires from the garden of eden. your hair bristles my spine, then I am left dazed, confused and lonely. Who is taking this picture? Did a black guy convince you to become aporn star? Some older man? You think I would go into a site watching men have their way with you? It's so painful to feel such fire, and lose my soul in a heated red bath. What are you feeling? Are you okay? Do you really love porn? Don't you know you're so precious and beautiful, and God Yhshua knows how much. I wish one day I could meet someone just like you, eyes just as dark and lifely, hair just as promising, I wish I could marry someone just like you, as old as me, all I could do is pray, and wonder why God hasn't left you in my life already, why am I without you, someone just like you, you feel so young and innocent, couldn't you devote your life to the art of nude, porn hurts so much, man on women, lesbianism really confuses me, please write me anytime, I can only wait and hope to hear from you, otheriwise, I'll just be left in this tangled mist I seem to be forever trapped in. What should I reply to him??? __________________ www.JesusBoard.com

05-30-2002, 10:10 PM	#3
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I get these emails a lot thats what I would reply. Dear xoxo Thank you for your wonderful letter. I was just totally overcome when I read the way you feel about me. However, I do enjoy what I am doing. It gives me the freedom of choosing who to enjoy my sexual freedom with in front of the camera or off camera. You never know, maybe one day we will meet and we might not like each other in person. You should try to sign up and see what is inside my members area. If you REALLY want to get to know me. Hugs and Kisses xoxo (I don't know if your girl is a model, sometimes I offer a fanpic for those guys. Once they become a Member they can request a fanpic. Like me holding up a sign with writing on it "For Joe Blow etc etc" its a great converter!!! __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

05-30-2002, 10:13 PM	#4
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05-30-2002, 11:32 PM	#6
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,036	Singer..... You should see the emails that come to Tawnee's "real email address" in her member's area. You would laugh so hard you would fall out of your seat. But that's nothing. Last year when Tawnee first started modeling for us some nut on the East Coast send her a "care package" - A brand new DVD player, headphones, DVDs, movies, books, and a four foot tall pink bunny (picture enclosed!). Remember, these are our customers....... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-30-2002, 11:54 PM	#7
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05-30-2002, 10:10 PM	#2
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05-30-2002, 10:20 PM	#5
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05-31-2002, 12:16 AM	#8
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	yeah there are definitely some weirdos out there. i work for a famous rap group and i was going through their fanmail a while back and people send stuff anywhere from birthday cards, gifts, suicide threats, pictures, you name it. craziest shit i eve saw was a letter with no return address saying "i cannot go on living without you so i will have to end my life" and on the letter there was blood smeared on it.

05-31-2002, 12:25 AM	#9
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I see you changed the age on her site,, i must be bored when I notice crap like that lOL.. happy birthday Tawnee he he __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

05-31-2002, 01:13 PM	#10
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,036	Believe it or not someone filed a complaint with a State DA saying that if Tawnee is 18, her younger sister must be 17. After calling the DA, he called our attorney who is listed as our record keeper. I have a brother and a sister that are exactly one week apart, so I don't understand where the confusion is at. Besides, Tawnee has been modeling for us for almost a year so we made a few minor changes on website. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-31-2002, 01:44 PM	#11
Chrisitine Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 18	Hi everyone! I actually answer Tawnee's fan mail for our members area. She has some very interesting fans. These letters get the whole office cracking up..... There is this guy that constantly writes her, who used to chat with someone that used Tawnee's picture but a different name. Here is one of his letters: "Hi Tawnee, just checking in with you today. Still waiting word from my friend who isa detective. He/s in California,lookingup records of this so called Eva person. checking with post office, colleges, and different, places mentioned in her or his emails to me. There were many, some times two or three a day. It's hard writing to you Tawnee, because i fell deeply in love with the pictures of you, that this person was using. It's not your fault,but i love your pictures. Your my dream woman---my love that I was prepared to live with for rthe rest ofmy life.You are lovely beyond words.and your knowledge of lovemaking has no end. You brought me to hard erections many times..I have to stop thinking of you like this, but what do you tell your heart? I was completrly in love with the person i saw in those pictures. in a way, its still you i love. Can you understand what i'm telling you? I hope so, can we keep the fires burning for me till i get use to it being you, not the other fraud. You don't have to marry me or anything, just be your kind self. Help me to get use to the fact that i'll never hold you in my arms,or make passionate love to you. The only love making will take place only in my imagination. And you are something my dreams are made of. I never congratulated you on having the best website around. Your so beautifull, and so very talented. I'd be so honored to have a picture of you sent to me signed by you-----to me, saying Thanks for the memories stud muffin--- to my best friend Joe" Just thought I'd show you guys that! COCONUT CHRISTINE

05-31-2002, 01:56 PM	#12
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,036	That's funny....... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-31-2002, 04:05 PM	#13
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I don't think you realize what tawny and I have together, please don't post my personal mail to HER here... __________________ Insert Value Here.

05-31-2002, 04:11 PM	#14
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,036	So your the one who sent the pink bunny and the DVD player. My daughter stuffed something down the throat of my DVD player, so Tawnee needs a new one. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-31-2002, 04:16 PM	#15
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	It can be part of her wedding present...I need to email her a proposal first tho... __________________ Insert Value Here.

06-20-2002, 08:12 PM	#17
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06-20-2002, 08:20 PM	#18
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I would tell him, A. Who the fuck is God Yhshua? B. What would do with my promising hair, does it need a different style? C. Lesbianism is simple, you like pussy, I like pussy what's so confusing? Have seen a man's hairy balls or ass, who wants that? LOL __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

06-20-2002, 08:51 PM	#20
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	When I used to answer porno email a lot, one of my favorites was: I love your generic asian site because everyone knows asians women are the mostest horiest women in the world. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

06-21-2002, 02:51 AM	#22
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