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Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:23 PM

For my Huey Lewis & The News coverband. It's just what the world needs right now. I need an eccentric keyboard player, a singer, a guitar player, a bass player and a pyrotechnician.

I'm serious about this, please don't make a mockery of it.

RichGuy · 09-01-2006, 02:25 PM

I hear Hewy's looking for work..but seriously. Good luck with it!

Chio The Pirate · 09-01-2006, 02:27 PM

YARGH! Any openings for a badass Kazoo player?

BusterBunny · 09-01-2006, 02:29 PM

do you have a business card?

Babagirls · 09-01-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

do you have a business card?

great fuckin flick!

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RichGuy

I hear Hewy's looking for work..but seriously. Good luck with it!

I just realized that I am also going to need a horns section. So if you know of anyone who plays the trumpet and/or saxophone, please put in the word for me that they are needed for an important humanitarian project.

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Any openings for a badass Kazoo player?

Depends, is it rock kazoo or jazz kazoo?

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

do you have a business card?

Yes, here it is.

Chio The Pirate · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Depends, is it rock kazoo or jazz kazoo?

YARGH! I play it all baby!

edgeprod · 09-01-2006, 02:45 PM

Shit, I thought it was a new solo girl site. I was getting out my kinky underoos.

fl_prn_str · 09-01-2006, 02:46 PM

Sometimes in my bed at night
I curse the dark and a pray for light
And sometimes, the lights no consolation
Blinded by a memory
Afraid of what it might do to me
And the tears and the sweat only mock my desperation

Dont you know me Im the boy next door
The one you find so easy to ignore
Is that what I was fighting for?
Walking on a thin line
Straight off the front line
Labeled as freaks loose on the streets of the city
Walking on a thin line
Straight off the front line
Take a look at my face, see what its doing to me

Taught me how to shoot to kill
A specialist with a deadly skill
A skill I needed to have to be a survivor
Its over now or so they say
Well, sometimes, it dont turn out that way
Cause your never the same when youve been under fire

Dont you know me Im the boy next door
The one you find so easy to ignore
Is that what I was fighting for?
Walking on a thin line
Straight off the front line
Labeled as freaks loose on the streets of the city
Walking on a thin line
Straight off the front line
Take a look at my face, see what its doing to me

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I play it all baby!

Then you're hired. Our first concert will be in my garage tonight. Bring a sack lunch.

squishypimp · 09-01-2006, 02:47 PM

im onboard, anything to get away from GFY!

Chio The Pirate · 09-01-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Then you're hired. Our first concert will be in my garage tonight. Bring a sack lunch.

YARGH! I'll do one better. I'll bring me first mate Theo, aside from being great at rowboat rowin' He's also a kickass chef. Do you like Octopus Stew?

edgeprod · 09-01-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I play it all baby!

I hear you play the skin flute.

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I'll do one better. I'll bring me first mate Theo, aside from being great at rowboat rowin' He's also a kickass chef. Do you like Octopus Stew?

I like oatmeal.

SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST · 09-01-2006, 02:54 PM

Good luck with bud

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Pyrotechnician?!? <raises eyebrow>

Here is a little example of my craft:

Okay, it was only supposed to be a small commercial for a local used car company, but I figured if explosions sale tickets in Hollywood, a little kaboom my help. Working with gasoline can be a little tricky, hehe, but what's a little singed hair?

(Note to self: delete reference to the Great White gig from resume)

So when do I start?

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Chio The Pirate · 09-01-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I like oatmeal.

YARGH! Who doesn't? It should be added to one of our major food groups. Dairy, Beef etc. OATMEAL!

Schools should get special funding just to fortify their Oatmeal stock.

If I were Govenor I would start a new school program, "No kid left behind, and plenty of oatmeal"

Chio The Pirate · 09-01-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST

Good luck with bud

Shoehorn, who's bud?

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So when do I start?

Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

Shoehorn, who's bud?

Budweiser.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.

IZ is da man...

My favorite CD:

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edgeprod · 09-01-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.

Gah, my ex used to play that "Somewhere over the Rainbow" shit all the time.

When he died I was like, "WHOOOOOOO BITCH IN YOUR FUCKING FACE"

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

IZ is da man...

I agree.

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Gah, my ex used to play that "Somewhere over the Rainbow" shit all the time.

When he died I was like, "WHOOOOOOO BITCH IN YOUR FUCKING FACE"

He has way better songs than that.

The Ghost · 09-01-2006, 03:26 PM

Here I am with my last group... The Bob Melvin Trio

**I'm on keyboard

jonesy · 09-01-2006, 03:30 PM

tony286 · 09-01-2006, 03:38 PM

I looked up huey and the news actually they play alot. If you were in atl I would kill on the singer audition.

edgeprod · 09-01-2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

He has way better songs than that.

She never PLAYED anything else, though.

sickkittens · 09-01-2006, 04:05 PM

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of love

Shoehorn! · 09-01-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of love

I think during that song we'll have a sweet keyboard solo. Maybe break it down a bit and build it back up, then hose off all the ladies and turn it into a full blown wet t-shirt contest. That'll keep people coming back show after show.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Here I am with my last group... The Bob Melvin Trio

**I'm on keyboard

That's different than The Melvins right?

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MaddCaz · 09-01-2006, 05:28 PM

ahahah is it what the world needs????

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 05:46 PM

Looks like we're going to have some competition...

There is a German band named "Who Is Lewis" doing Huey Lewis cover songs:

http://www.who-is-lewis.de/

Maybe we can do Greg Kihn Band covers instead...

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The Ghost · 09-01-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's different than The Melvins right?

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HELLO???? Do we LOOK like the same group?

This is a serious audition here ...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

HELLO???? Do we LOOK like the same group?

Um, kinda - thought you might be the dude in the middle. Maybe just a different line-up.

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

This is a serious audition here ...

Does that mean no goats?

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-01-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

ahahah is it what the world needs????

Exactly!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-02-2006, 02:57 AM

Okay, so far we got a badass Pirate kazoo player, 1/3 of the Melvin Trio on keyboards, yours truly on explosives (aka pyrotechnics), and Shoehorn doing whatever it is he does...

That means "Who Is Lewis", the German band that plays Huey Lewis cover tunes, is kicking our ass...

Did our forefathers do nothing when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?

Let's G-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!

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09-01-2006, 02:23 PM	#1
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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Pyrotechnician?!? <raises eyebrow> Here is a little example of my craft: Okay, it was only supposed to be a small commercial for a local used car company, but I figured if explosions sale tickets in Hollywood, a little kaboom my help. Working with gasoline can be a little tricky, hehe, but what's a little singed hair? (Note to self: delete reference to the Great White gig from resume) So when do I start? ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I looked up huey and the news actually they play alot. If you were in atl I would kill on the singer audition.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Looks like we're going to have some competition... There is a German band named "Who Is Lewis" doing Huey Lewis cover songs: http://www.who-is-lewis.de/ Maybe we can do Greg Kihn Band covers instead... ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Okay, so far we got a badass Pirate kazoo player, 1/3 of the Melvin Trio on keyboards, yours truly on explosives (aka pyrotechnics), and Shoehorn doing whatever it is he does... That means "Who Is Lewis", the German band that plays Huey Lewis cover tunes, is kicking our ass... Did our forefathers do nothing when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor? Let's G-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!! ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)