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RawAlex 09-02-2006 11:01 AM
100 stunnig unique front ends to the same 20 tired videos and 100 galleries of non-related content! Our conversions and retentions are sky high!

squishypimp 09-02-2006 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi
"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh lol

squishypimp 09-02-2006 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
GilletteCash.com
"We use three blades and now batteries to shave you so close you won't even feel it"

MegaFantasticCash.com
"Our sites now have over 100 images and 2 hours of video !!!!"

iBillCash.com
"We convert brilliantly, retain sensationally, we collect all your money, we just don't pay you !!!"

;-)
all of those are great :1orglaugh

Gaybucks 09-02-2006 06:04 PM
"We suck less than the other guys because our models suck more."

Gaybucks 09-02-2006 06:05 PM
Or, for a rimming site:

"Our bottoms line your bottom line."

CuriousToyBoy 09-03-2006 04:09 AM
A serious one from http://www.curiouscash.com ...

"The only thing we shave is our boys"

7 years strong on 1 August 2006 !!!!!

;-)

JimmiDean 09-03-2006 04:25 AM
Paid on time everytime with Ibill

scottybuzz 09-03-2006 05:30 AM
hahaha cool quotes

Mutt 09-03-2006 07:53 AM
"We've screwed our members long enough, now it's your turn!'

Mutt 09-03-2006 07:56 AM
"100% Exclusive Content - Utter Crap But It's Exclusive Crap!'

Snake Doctor 09-03-2006 09:19 PM
50 dollars per signup with only a 50% shave but we only count 50% of your clicks so your conversions look 50% better.

Oh, did I mention 50?


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