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LAJ · 09-01-2006, 09:48 AM

I was thinking about this yesterday evening as I was driving home from Houston to Austin after having a dinner that involved a pile of bad crawdads at a New Orleans style restaurant whose name begins with a P and ends with an X.

With the way i was feeling on the ride home I'm surprised that I didn't baptize myself from either end during the 3 hour ride nor when I got home. It was murderous to say the least. Pepto does a body good.

Even with all the hard partying I've done over the years... I haven't spewed since June 13, 1980 when I was 11 1/2 and ate my weight in spoiled clams from a Howard Johnson's. I swore never to repeat that feeling.

I have an iron stomach and know that I'm a freak of nature anyway... but does anyone hold a candle to this? I think I could quite possibly be the no-puke record holder in adult with 26 years and 80 days?

jacked · 09-01-2006, 09:50 AM

thats a hell of a long time not to puke for one reason or another...

2HousePlague · 09-01-2006, 09:56 AM

That's quite the vomitless spell, Jay. I went about 6 years myself then 5 months ago threw up so bad I had to make a thread about it -- lol.

2hp

SiMpLe · 09-01-2006, 09:57 AM

You win!

GrouchyAdmin · 09-01-2006, 09:57 AM

I think I gave up vomiting about the same time I gave up binge drinking. No, I'm sure there's no correlation. ;)

Connor · 09-01-2006, 10:02 AM

Hey Jay, I was running neck and neck with you on that record until you sent me this:

http://www.southern-charms2.com/akira/ak440x010.jpg

madawgz · 09-01-2006, 10:33 AM

you must have a seriously strong stomac

mardigras · 09-01-2006, 10:42 AM

I unfortunately have had several upchucking sessions in recent months.

I already battle seasonal allergies but Katrina debris/dust hit me hard and "expelling" it easily made me nauseous

LAJ · 09-01-2006, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

That's quite the vomitless spell, Jay. I went about 6 years myself then 5 months ago threw up so bad I had to make a thread about it -- lol.

2hp

Hey six years is pretty impressive too. I'd say that deserves at least an honorable mention. I've been on the brink countless times... just never went there in over 26 years. Was really sick at the Florida show about 3 years ago from their $15 hamburger which had probably been handled by someone with less than stellar cleanliness... even tried to blow chunks that night but it didn't happen.

kristin · 09-01-2006, 10:44 AM

Here we go with this again ... this is like your most prized accomplishment.

I thought you lost your cookies a few years ago when we were out one night. I must be wrong.

sharp · 09-01-2006, 10:45 AM

I puke probably a few times a year.

Cyndalie · 09-01-2006, 10:45 AM

Damn Jay, you're not trying hard enough

I'm going on about 48 hours... Lesson of the week, never tell your man he's not agressive enough.

Connor · 09-01-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Damn Jay, you're not trying hard enough

I'm going on about 48 hours... Lesson of the week, never tell your man he's not agressive enough.

Hahahaha... that's classic!

GlydeGirl · 09-01-2006, 10:48 AM

Congrats on the dubious honour, LAJ! LOL

LAJ · 09-01-2006, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Here we go with this again ... this is like your most prized accomplishment.

I thought you lost your cookies a few years ago when we were out one night. I must be wrong.

AGAIN?!

Find one post I made about this and I'll admit to you being right for once.

And no... my most prized accomplishment is being carded... still.

LAJ · 09-01-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Hahahaha... that's classic!

That IS fuckin classic indeed...

Now I've got visuals in my head.

09-01-2006, 09:48 AM	#1
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	No Puke record? I was thinking about this yesterday evening as I was driving home from Houston to Austin after having a dinner that involved a pile of bad crawdads at a New Orleans style restaurant whose name begins with a P and ends with an X. With the way i was feeling on the ride home I'm surprised that I didn't baptize myself from either end during the 3 hour ride nor when I got home. It was murderous to say the least. Pepto does a body good. Even with all the hard partying I've done over the years... I haven't spewed since June 13, 1980 when I was 11 1/2 and ate my weight in spoiled clams from a Howard Johnson's. I swore never to repeat that feeling. I have an iron stomach and know that I'm a freak of nature anyway... but does anyone hold a candle to this? I think I could quite possibly be the no-puke record holder in adult with 26 years and 80 days? __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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09-01-2006, 10:02 AM	#6
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mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I unfortunately have had several upchucking sessions in recent months. I already battle seasonal allergies but Katrina debris/dust hit me hard and "expelling" it easily made me nauseous __________________ .

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Here we go with this again ... this is like your most prized accomplishment. I thought you lost your cookies a few years ago when we were out one night. I must be wrong. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	Damn Jay, you're not trying hard enough I'm going on about 48 hours... Lesson of the week, never tell your man he's not agressive enough. __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

09-01-2006, 10:48 AM	#14
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Congrats on the dubious honour, LAJ! LOL