too bad she has some mean cats lol

everyone i appreciate the words to cheer me up tonight. Im gonna get my bed back and sleep good on it hehe.

night yall'

Lol.

I remember one day, when I was about 20 or so .. Me and my buddies used to do a lot of steroids back then and spent a lot of time training kick boxing and what not. Anyway, one Saturday in mid August, after 24 hours of drinking and getting high, we ended up at a nude beach in Vancouver (wreck beach) at like noonish. Absolutely packed. There's 4 or 5 of us, pretty big guys looking pretty messed up, walking down the beach surrounded by hippies. Needless to say we didn't fit in.

Anyway, I was eating fish and chips, and the seagulls wouldn't leave me alone. After a little while I got the brilliant idea to start throwing fish and french fries in to crowds of sunbathers. You know what happens when seagulls get excited? They crap. There was literally hundreds of seagulls flocking and fighting for food scraps, and shitting on all the people trying to get a tan. Eventually it started almost a panic with people trying to get away.

Man, good times. :)

pointless, put it under the door handles.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

move on with your life. that's the best revenge.

I was going to suggest trying to act like an adult, but I guess that is out of the question.

I'm against that for some reason?

Poor something down her gas tank... sand.

Yeah, being immature and risking arrest is always the way to go.

Thank you for showing me the light

Hey PimpDaddyPants
 

So you would like to get back at her....

Well... you could always get her work phone number(s) and post such in the adult personals section for a few weeks straight, asking for her by name ;)

If her boss is not a nice guy she may loose her job... or at least have her co workers point at her... LOL

Or you could always rent a clown to grab at her bosses ass and wish him or her happy birthday... when it isn't and say this is from.... well you get the idea...

So what do you think....

I would go try to fuck one of her good friends.
You probably met some, phone them up
be like look can you talk to <blank> she fuckign cheated on me wiht her ex blah blah blah and you'll likely get some pity sex, which you can later rub in her face.

get rid of her and have a new one

The best way to piss her off is to not care. Forget about her, don't look back, she'll never get over that.

The best revenge is living well through the wisdom of Jesus Christ.

Post some damn pics!

bingo :thumbsup

I agree

after tomorrow its on

only good idea so far, minus the pity sex talk. just hit her friends up and say you thought they seemed cool and could you guys go out for drinks sometime. get at least one to fuck you. eventually itll get back to her.

then you get revenge without looking like the psycho that you obviously are. :)

I show light for free

I resent that last comment, i was just using the board for humor to cheer me up man. no need for that last remark

im off to bed

What kind of pimp are you?
psht.

sssshhh she didnt know about my working girls hehe

calm down, i was joking :P

Obviously you have naked pics of her. Start there.

Break Fluid.
nuff said

The best revenge is living well.

NEXT!

exactly :thumbsup

Yeh :thumbsup

Make a million get an Aston Martin, drive up to her house take a shit on the lawn and drive off :1orglaugh :pimp

buy 0,5kg of heroin
put in her car
call DEA

it works best in Thailand