Dreamhost - Angry Voicemail - FUNNY SHIT - MUST LISTEN - GoFuckYourself.com

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:07 PM

hahaha!

Found @ http://blog.dreamhost.com/

Quote:

I check our general voicemail box every day. We don?t offer traditional ?dial-in? phone support, so most messages that get left on our voicemail are either from our vendors or from smarmy sales people looking to partner up with the 25th largest web host in the world! (That?s us, thank you very much!)

Sometimes we?ll even get automated telemarketing messages from our competitors. Those are a real hoot.

On rare days we?ll receive messages that roundhouse kick us right in the moneymaker with their awesomeness. Today is one of those days.

I tend to have trouble keeping things under wraps, so I?m sharing. This has to be heard.

These voicemails contain pretty tough language and are definitely not work-or-child-safe.

We?ve bleeped out phone numbers and email addresses to protect the enraged?(I didn?t have a microphone handy so I did my bleeping through the business end of a pair of cheap headphones.)

Voicemail Msg One:
http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content...ost-angry1.wav

Quote:

Hissy-fit notwithstanding, if there are spammers on our network we want to know about them! We did check out the email address he mentioned and it didn?t appear to be running afoul of our tough anti-spam policy. We?re pretty sure he was just on the receiving end of a few bounced messages with forged headers. And no, we didn?t call him back. As a general rule we don?t return abusive emails or phone messages.

Maybe all that threatening and yelling weighed heavily on his soul. It must have, because he called us back half an hour later, making sure to stress that he?s going to take us on LEGALLY. He?s going to kick our a$$ LEGALLY:

Voicemail Message 2: http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content...ost-angry2.wav

FUNNY SHIT!

notabook · 08-30-2006, 09:11 PM

LMAO! I really love the special bleeps made to hide the #'s and emails and shit

. Nice

squishypimp · 08-30-2006, 09:11 PM

lol that is funny

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:12 PM

The 2nd phonecall beats all

bknoob · 08-30-2006, 09:14 PM

yeah I just heard it too.. funny stuff

=P

DBS.US · 08-30-2006, 09:16 PM

Your a bad man

smutx · 08-30-2006, 09:20 PM

ahahahah rednecks are so funny

Trixxxia · 08-30-2006, 09:29 PM

Oh MAN - That is PRICELESS!!
Psyyyyyyyyyko

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:43 PM

bump for funny shit hehe

mrkris · 08-30-2006, 09:43 PM

hahahahahahaha

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