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Epic Cash is hiring again....

08-25-2006, 03:00 PM

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

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08-25-2006, 03:02 PM

Woo hoo! I have a job!

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08-25-2006, 03:02 PM

woot im hired
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08-25-2006, 03:02 PM

Sweet I got a job =)
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08-25-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Libertine

Woo hoo! I have a job!

damnit...is it the first person who replies...or all people posting in here get jobs? I'm confused
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08-25-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Libertine

Woo hoo! I have a job!
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08-25-2006, 03:04 PM

pretty much anyone who posts.

we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots.

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08-25-2006, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

i'd like to thank BoyAlley for helping me get this position, if he didn't teach me how to suck a mean cock, i would still be doing actual work for money..
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08-25-2006, 03:05 PM

nice sig lol
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08-25-2006, 03:05 PM

So, pimpdog, any preference in things you want me to lie about getting done, people I should say I contacted but didn't and boards you don't want me to actually post on?

Whatever it is, consider it not done

Oh, when can I expect my first paycheck?

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08-25-2006, 03:06 PM

Seems to be the perfect job for me. But don´t you think $3,500 salary are a bit low for such a responsible job?
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08-25-2006, 03:06 PM

not sure, but i think i could do some of that.

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08-25-2006, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by LOL :D

i'd like to thank BoyAlley for helping me get this position, if he didn't teach me how to suck a mean cock, i would still be doing actual work for money..
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08-25-2006, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

pretty much anyone who posts.

we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots.

fuckin spit out my beer on that one

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08-25-2006, 03:09 PM

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08-25-2006, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

This is actually my current job.

Except I make more.

Sorry P-dog. You know it's always been my dream to be on the Epic Cash Rude And Insulting Post Crew.

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08-25-2006, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

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08-25-2006, 03:10 PM

So you fired JimTheFiend then?
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08-25-2006, 03:14 PM

I'll take it.
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08-25-2006, 03:15 PM

so i'm hired? i can also offer $40 per join every so often and post would you hit it pics?

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08-25-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

Are old employees eligible?
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08-25-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by stickyfingerz

So you fired JimTheFiend then?

actually he got promoted to head gimp. he will supervise everyone and give them the daily tasks of doing nothing

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08-25-2006, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Doctor T

Are old employees eligible?

all the old employees are pretty much doing this anyways.....

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08-25-2006, 03:24 PM

did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago!

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08-25-2006, 03:25 PM

I have perfected this process...it is called

"EpicJim's creative time management"

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08-25-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Digipimp

did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago!

checks in the mail....

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08-25-2006, 03:27 PM

i will expect my $3500 check on sept 1 thanks - in the mean time i am telling you i will be working hard.
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08-25-2006, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

checks in the mail....

can you paypal me?

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08-25-2006, 03:47 PM

I need next week off for vacation. This job is wearing me out.

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08-25-2006, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

actually he got promoted to head gimp. he will supervise everyone and give them the daily tasks of doing nothing

I take my new responsibilities VERY seriously. I will immediately have ANYONE fired who produces so much as ONE piece of actual work.
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08-25-2006, 03:54 PM

so who fucked you over?

out them!
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08-25-2006, 04:18 PM

thanks for the 3500
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08-25-2006, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Scroto

so who fucked you over?

out them!

I'm waiting for him to mention the name too. I have a few choice things to say about this individual myself.
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08-25-2006, 04:21 PM

Am i hired?

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08-25-2006, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

Wow, they're replacing you? Enjoy the time off.
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08-25-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

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if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

....

for 4500 maybe...I got mad slacking skillz y0

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08-25-2006, 04:27 PM

wow, you'll have a whole staff of people soon.
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08-25-2006, 04:39 PM

Did you lay off jimthefiend or something ?

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08-25-2006, 04:43 PM

Looks like I just got hired!

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08-25-2006, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Did you lay off jimthefiend or something ?

Actually I think I got a raise.
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08-25-2006, 04:58 PM

I'm considering your offer...

I'll need a corner office with a window, perferably with a door to the outside, just in case I feel an urge to shuffle off to the titty bar (which would be just about anytime a meeting is called).

Oh yeah, and I'll need waterproof business cards, a hooker account, and a company car of course, something pimp, so people will know how EC Reps roll...

As for benefits, make them comprehensive, and my secretary will need to have an IQ of at least 36DD, along with excellent happy ending massage skills.

Be sure to pay me in advance too, because I'm not going to do nothing for nothing...

If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

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08-25-2006, 04:59 PM

can i get an advance on octobers salary, i just ordered some new 15 inch wheels and tires for my ford focus

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08-25-2006, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Digipimp

can i get an advance on octobers salary, i just ordered some new 15 inch wheels and tires for my ford focus

You're fired.
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08-25-2006, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

You're fired.

fuuckkkk now mom isnt going to let me have the fucking car

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08-25-2006, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Digipimp

fuuckkkk now mom isnt going to let me have the fucking car

Lmao. I actually KNEW an idiot a few years back that ordered rims for his mom's car, which he was allowed to drive on weekends.

OH the drama....
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08-25-2006, 05:05 PM

My parole officer will be thrilled ..... thank you
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08-25-2006, 05:16 PM

So many of you beat around the bush. Sounds like there was a problem with newbreed.

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08-25-2006, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

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08-25-2006, 05:24 PM

yay got a job!

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08-25-2006, 05:25 PM

I'm not qualifed.

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