Newbreed worked for Epic?

Your hired, I just threw away my old Chevy Corsica for a new set of wheels on you buddy!

must be my lucky day... see sig

that sucks, sounds like you just had to fire someone p1mpdogg

you're sig sais not to hire anyone off gfy :1orglaugh

Do I have to fly your banner?

I'd apply, but then you'd just end up labeling me an over achiever and firing me for actually doing stuff. :(

If i will work for you i need an advance.:)

That would be Senor Worthless Fucking Idiot!

Epic Gramps.. Ahmm I'll take the money, not sure I wanna work for it.

nice criteria...
cool duties, too..lol
but i think i'll pass..

I called Mrs. Cleo...she directed me to this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=642999

When is payday

why does JimTheFriend has ref codes in his sig?

That's bit too much work for me - have any easier job positions open?

Good I desperately need the work.....

sooo.. I'm hired..

guess what, I quit..

i got a criminal record, do you guys do background checks =)

Do you offer any kinds of travel incentives? I like to get away at least once a month..

sounds like a good job lol better than a president

Sweet, my first real job :D

no way...that would eliminate 1/2 of the playing field....

btw...if you have a chance hit me up about some stuff i am working on....dunno if you would be interested in getting involved....mainstream...no adult

In your case Chris, that belongs on your resume. Suspect you have a job already though?

Good to see you still staying in touch on the boards.

I can spent that 3.5$ money every month for you!

i sale teh p0rn0grafee since for 3 years. gotz teh mad sk!llz in to being rep.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...light=newbreed
:glugglug

I'd be perfect for that job.. I excel at doing nothing. I actually have college and university degrees in The Art of Doing Nothing. lol ;)

Am I hired too?

good deal if it was real lol

im in, im bored

Throw in a million dollar house and I'll do it free

Hey if your actually looking for someone responsible and who can do a good job, lets talk my email is

[email protected]

Thanks

When does profit sharing come into effect?

cant share profit froma company that is a non profit organization. i give all our hard earned/shaved dollars to charity.

the hickey fund :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

3500$?O my that is a lot of money IMHO.This is what i will do with that money:first i will paint epiccash logo on some tables and hire people who will cary them on city.Second,i will buy traffic as much is possible.Third,i will make 5 galleries per day and submit them to hun and with chameleon submiter and dream submiter.Fourth-i will buy gyf sigs like adutl warden did.Fifth-I will record audio message where i will yel why you need to signup to epiccash and why they are so good.Six-I will organize tv show where i will bring half naked babes and invite people to visit epic cash sites.But since this is joke thread,you can freely ignore my words.

Btw i was just been on one concert where half naked babes dancing so that'way i got that idea :))))))

hire me punk i like to sit and stare at the wall

awesome. i thought i was totally unemployable. my in-laws will be impressed when i break the news.

when do i start? i have to give my other job a 2 week notice. :thumbsup

I think you should forget these people and hire me, I can do nothing better and for longer than any of these kids.
I have many more years of experience in doing nothing, just ask my wife.....LOL

your job offer is tricky. I don't wanna do nothing, can I least play solitaire and surf porn sites with stolen passwords :mad:

I'm still waiting to hear from you about this job. I would check my messages but that would count as doing something and I don't want to disqualify myself.

i never got my first paycheck

Whoooo Hoooooo, I got the job.

I'm going to start doing nothing right away.
I'm pretty sure I can do this nothing thing 80 hours a week if they really need me to.

And i really wanted a job like that:)