The fucking MAFIA at it again..... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 06-18-2002, 06:30 PM

A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his Attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Pete · 06-18-2002, 06:31 PM

hehehe

Daymare · 06-18-2002, 07:01 PM

That's awesome

Wiredoctor · 06-18-2002, 07:06 PM

See.....Lawyers are sneaky little crooks..LMAO

chodadog · 06-18-2002, 07:49 PM

Heard that a while back, but it's still a great joke!

zubr · 06-18-2002, 07:55 PM

This joke made my day

CDSmith · 06-18-2002, 08:44 PM

I do try. Glad I could brighten someone's day.

I guess I should have titled this thread "Fucking LAWYERS at it again!" tho.
whoops.

pr0 · 06-18-2002, 08:47 PM

comedy in its purest form

06-18-2002, 06:30 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	The fucking MAFIA at it again..... A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his Attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-18-2002, 06:31 PM	#2
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06-18-2002, 07:06 PM	#4
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06-18-2002, 07:55 PM	#6
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06-18-2002, 08:44 PM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I do try. Glad I could brighten someone's day. I guess I should have titled this thread "Fucking LAWYERS at it again!" tho. whoops. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-18-2002, 07:01 PM	#3
Daymare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,674	That's awesome

06-18-2002, 07:49 PM	#5
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Heard that a while back, but it's still a great joke!

06-18-2002, 08:47 PM	#8
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	comedy in its purest form __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)