StarWars fan writes to Anakin - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 06-19-2002, 01:47 AM

Bhahahahah, this is funny:

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Hello Anakin this is your good friend SW3TheHolidaySpecial.I recently saw and enjoyed your movie Attack of The Clones.

You are great with a lightsaber and good at driving,but you are NOT good at woo-ing a woman.Of course,you got the girl,but I'm having a feeling she won't be around forever so I think you may need to hear what I have to say.

You don't really seem interested in Padme becuase of any facet of her personality,as a matter of fact,I don't understand why you like her at all.Sure she's hot but is there not more to it than that?Tell her what you like about her personality!

Also you should be cocky,not desperate,the guy who got your daughter had the right moves.Saying things like "I can't breathe" or "I've been thinking about you every day for 10 years" will scare any chick away!

You did have SOME good moves though,touching her back and complimenting her homeworld were EXCELLENT moves.

Also try not to be so nice to her,girls hate that,after all,you're not really nice to anyone else.

Han,the guy who got your daughter Leia,knew what he was doing so watch ESB for good tips.

"My hands are dirty too".Sure,it's corny,but it works on a nice pyschological level,especially combined with thier touching hands.

Now I am not a good looking guy AND I am a Star Wars fan,but I get women.Han taught me how.Before that I used methods similiar to yours and they just don't work.

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bhutocracy · 06-19-2002, 02:07 AM

heheheh

06-19-2002, 01:47 AM	#1
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06-19-2002, 02:07 AM	#2
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