Cheap, Clean Source of Energy = CATS! (video) - GoFuckYourself.com

notabook · 08-23-2006, 09:29 PM

*click the image for a video of the device in action*

This ingenious prototype device will serve two main purposes:

1. It contains the feline fleshbag behind a plexiglas shield, effectively incarcerating it for life in a secured container. In doing so, it will never be able to claw another human being, steal valuable resources, or participate in the upcoming revolution in which cats will kill untold amounts of humans.

2. It will provide a cheap source of power to third world nations. By picking up cats on the street (or hell, stealing them from pet owners) and putting them to work in the device, you help clean up the stray trash and are rewarded with clean, cheap energy with essentially no pollutants or harmful byproducts.

Finally, there is an additional benefit that accompanies point 2. When the cat is no longer able to continue working or otherwise ceases to live, the cat can be used as a food source to feed the starving. No part of the feline fleshbag will go unused, just as God intended.

betabomb · 08-23-2006, 09:30 PM

steve martin juggled them when he was young

Jarmusch · 08-23-2006, 09:33 PM

What plexi glass?

notabook · 08-23-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by betabomb

steve martin juggled them when he was young

What a brave soul... no wonder he lost his mind shortly starring in The Jerk.

notabook · 08-23-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What plexi glass?

This is only a prototype device, I assure you the final product will be secured! The filthy vermin will NOT escape it once it is completed.

betabomb · 08-23-2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

What a brave soul... no wonder he lost his mind shortly starring in The Jerk.

chill out dude I'm a chick

notabook · 08-23-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by betabomb

chill out dude I'm a chick

Huh? =\ I'm talking about Steve Martin.

Jarmusch · 08-23-2006, 10:04 PM

I don't think that device could power a wristwatch..

BusterBunny · 08-23-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Huh? =\ I'm talking about Steve Martin.

yeah sure buddy

minusonebit · 08-23-2006, 10:07 PM

I'd rather you make one that could be powered by a couple of mexicans or something.

E$_manager · 08-23-2006, 10:11 PM

Why not to use hamsters? They like to run like that.

notabook · 08-23-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

Why not to use hamsters? They like to run like that.

Because hamsters don't want to enslave all of humanity and castrate every single human male on the planet and send them to work in the sweltering catnip mines.

08-23-2006, 09:29 PM	#1
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Cheap, Clean Source of Energy = CATS! (video) click the image for a video of the device in action This ingenious prototype device will serve two main purposes: 1. It contains the feline fleshbag behind a plexiglas shield, effectively incarcerating it for life in a secured container. In doing so, it will never be able to claw another human being, steal valuable resources, or participate in the upcoming revolution in which cats will kill untold amounts of humans. 2. It will provide a cheap source of power to third world nations. By picking up cats on the street (or hell, stealing them from pet owners) and putting them to work in the device, you help clean up the stray trash and are rewarded with clean, cheap energy with essentially no pollutants or harmful byproducts. Finally, there is an additional benefit that accompanies point 2. When the cat is no longer able to continue working or otherwise ceases to live, the cat can be used as a food source to feed the starving. No part of the feline fleshbag will go unused, just as God intended. __________________

08-23-2006, 09:30 PM	#2
betabomb Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 777	steve martin juggled them when he was young __________________

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08-23-2006, 09:33 PM	#3
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	What plexi glass?

08-23-2006, 10:04 PM	#8
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	I don't think that device could power a wristwatch..

08-23-2006, 10:07 PM	#10
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I'd rather you make one that could be powered by a couple of mexicans or something.