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Old 08-22-2006, 09:33 PM   #1
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A guy breaks into a house...
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Old 08-22-2006, 09:34 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2006, 09:35 PM   #3
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:09 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:11 PM   #8
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:13 PM   #9
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:22 PM   #10
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:26 PM   #11
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:31 PM   #12
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:36 PM   #13
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:38 PM   #14
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:50 PM   #15
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:57 PM   #16
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:58 PM   #17
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:16 AM   #18
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:23 AM   #19
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:40 AM   #20
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:42 AM   #21
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Heard it before but still fucking hilarious
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:51 AM   #23
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:54 AM   #24
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Lol that's a good one
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Old 08-23-2006, 01:17 AM   #25
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Old 08-23-2006, 02:11 AM   #26
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thank God the wife told the guy where to find vaseline. that is love
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:01 AM   #27
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:45 AM   #30
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:30 PM   #32
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We all need to see this again tonight.
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not the joke but that sucks for that guy
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:12 AM   #38
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haha!!!!
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