pr0's movie review: snakes on a plane - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 08-21-2006, 10:15 PM

If you're not interested in a hour + snake fest....onboard a commercial airliner. This might not be the movie for you!

But if you like the idea of SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE....then there is no better film in the world to watch.

The violence is brutal & outstanding....right down to faces decomposing from a vipers venom.

This movie scores a 10/10 for snake related movies....making anaconda look like disney land.

But overrall it gets a 5.95/10....and my (good effort) rating.

08-21-2006, 10:17 PM

I don't think I'd be able to sit through a good 2 hours of homoerotic gay flamefestness.

pr0 · 08-21-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Equinox

I don't think I'd be able to sit through a good 2 hours of homoerotic gay flamefestness.

this from a man that carries a purse?

08-21-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

this from a man that carries a purse?

touche nigga.

NiggaRiche · 08-21-2006, 10:26 PM

did someone call me?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-21-2006, 10:28 PM

i wanna see it

pr0 · 08-22-2006, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NiggaRiche

did someone call me?

you got a hahahahahahahahahahahaha set on the keyword nigga?

Manowar · 08-22-2006, 02:37 AM

it's not doing as well as they thought at the box office

free4porn · 08-22-2006, 04:21 AM

the more I hear about it the more I wanna see it!

pornsearcher · 08-22-2006, 05:09 AM

waiting for release in our city

Bozena X · 08-22-2006, 05:13 AM

It looks really boring... But thats just my opinion.

Farang · 08-22-2006, 05:17 AM

Samuel L. Jackson... good, I have to see it

CDSmith · 08-22-2006, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bozena X

It looks really boring... But thats just my opinion.

If you find action flicks boring.

It looks like a film loaded with state of the art special f/x and non-stop tense action, possibly with so-so acting.

I'll catch it eventually.... when it comes out on HBO/Movie Central. :D

CDSmith · 08-22-2006, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by AAK

Samuel L. Jackson... good, I have to see it

He'd be the film's one salvation where acting is concerned. Who else is in it?

notabook · 08-22-2006, 05:27 AM

Movie was a blast to see, I rate it about the same, 6/10. A lot won't like it but I promise it's way better than just the premise of snakes on a plane

scottybuzz · 08-22-2006, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NiggaRiche

did someone call me?

georgeyw · 08-22-2006, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

If you find action flicks boring.

It looks like a film loaded with state of the art special f/x and non-stop tense action, possibly with so-so acting.

I'll catch it eventually.... when it comes out on HBO/Movie Central. :D

eh - so-so acting?

Without seeing it i'd say it would suck donkey balls in the acting department. The story line was obviously procured from a sheltered workshop - snakes on a plane?? The one thing they didn't train for OMFG, am I the only one who sees how complete insane this is?

What's next - lassie, the once helpful best friend now has turned into Aljazeera's number one assassin cue scooby doo change of scene music....

Special effects will be the usual unrealistic hollywood shit.

sharp · 08-22-2006, 07:07 AM

haha, I want to see it. I think it'll be stupid as hell but entertaining.

donross · 08-22-2006, 07:38 AM

just seen the movie today...

DEA - banned for life · 08-22-2006, 07:42 AM

who cares

Doctor Dre · 08-22-2006, 07:42 AM

As weird as this sound I will go see it... LMAO

Dagwolf · 08-22-2006, 07:43 AM

What's it about?

myjah · 08-22-2006, 07:45 AM

I can't bring myself to watch it

czarina · 08-22-2006, 09:07 AM

I'm not interested. Personally I dont have anything against snakes, but that type of movie doesnt do it for me,
THanx for your review though!

08-21-2006, 10:15 PM	#1
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08-22-2006, 04:21 AM	#9
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08-22-2006, 05:17 AM	#12
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08-22-2006, 05:27 AM	#15
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08-22-2006, 07:38 AM	#19
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08-21-2006, 10:17 PM	#2
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08-21-2006, 10:26 PM	#5
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08-21-2006, 10:28 PM	#6
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08-22-2006, 02:37 AM	#8
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08-22-2006, 05:09 AM	#10
pornsearcher Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,735	waiting for release in our city

08-22-2006, 05:13 AM	#11
Bozena X Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Cost Posts: 1,139	It looks really boring... But thats just my opinion.

08-22-2006, 07:07 AM	#18
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	haha, I want to see it. I think it'll be stupid as hell but entertaining.

08-22-2006, 07:42 AM	#20
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08-22-2006, 07:43 AM	#22
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08-22-2006, 07:45 AM	#23
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08-22-2006, 09:07 AM	#24
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I'm not interested. Personally I dont have anything against snakes, but that type of movie doesnt do it for me, THanx for your review though!