Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost
the war, haunted by past
mistakes -- massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide
and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people
away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan. Most
everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq -- ruled by a dick.
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost
the war, haunted by past
mistakes -- massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide
and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people
away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan. Most
everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq -- ruled by a dick.
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